Brent, already full of turkey 🦃
banner
slurmqueen.bsky.social
Brent, already full of turkey 🦃
@slurmqueen.bsky.social
The Dolores Claiborne of BlueSky. 🌒
DC = 🏠
Pinned
“He looks like Earthworm Jim, but with cancer.”
did everyone boots the house down slay this week.
November 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Reposted by Brent, already full of turkey 🦃
This is so fucking gross.
Bessent: "If something happens down in Venezuela, we could really see oil prices go down even more."
November 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Reposted by Brent, already full of turkey 🦃
For the blue sky users, I gotta update you on the hair situation
November 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Reposted by Brent, already full of turkey 🦃
NEW: Evanston has released video + reports surrounding a 10/31 incident where a CBP agent threatened to shoot people + another beat a handcuffed man.

We found some disturbing X posts from one of the feds, also seen in other viral videos. His name is Timothy Donahue, and it's now public record:
Identified: federal agents who pointed gun, punched detainee in Evanston
Unraveled has verified a hate speech-laden X account belonging to U.S. Border Patrol agent Timothy Donahue, who was seen in numerous viral videos during Operation Midway Blitz. He and another agent, T...
unraveledpress.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Reposted by Brent, already full of turkey 🦃
CBP agent who threatened to shoot people on the street in Illinois.
Major content warning for some of the commentary we found on Donahue's account. He's opposed to mixed race relationships and women voting, and he cheers on a gay bashing and makes a death threat against a drag queen.

He's not a big poster, but follows exclusively far right influencers.
November 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
November 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
When a cyclist runs a red light and yells at YOU after almost running you over in the crosswalk.
November 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Reposted by Brent, already full of turkey 🦃
An entire industry of faceless voters. 🐆
November 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Art of the deal, baby!
November 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
one thing about my boy spongebog, he gonna bother that octopus guy
November 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Reposted by Brent, already full of turkey 🦃
as ice descends on new orleans, i’m revisiting this mardi gras memory
new orleans boos the department of homeland security
November 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
is Botched still on the air bc...
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 1d
At the Tiny Desk, our small office crowd joins the thousands who have been inside of these power ballads and felt something real. n.pr/3X6qHWR
Goo Goo Dolls: Tiny Desk Concert
At the Tiny Desk, our small office crowd joins the thousands who have been inside of these power ballads and felt something real.
n.pr
November 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Reposted by Brent, already full of turkey 🦃
I’ve been thinking and it’s kind of exceptional that not a single person said “Hey now” after the piggy comment.
November 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
there are 11 types of guys online. no exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Reposted by Brent, already full of turkey 🦃
Let him be James Bond
At almost 100, Dick Van Dyke won't sit still — and is eying one more big role
Ahead of his 100th birthday, the legendary actor reflects on his life and movies and his secret to longevity.
At almost 100, Dick Van Dyke won't sit still — and is eying one more big role
Ahead of his 100th birthday, the legendary actor reflects on his life and movies and his secret to longevity.
www.nbcnews.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Reposted by Brent, already full of turkey 🦃
Now that was a fucking scary movie
November 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Reposted by Brent, already full of turkey 🦃
We want to speak directly to members of the Military and the Intelligence Community.

The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution.

Don’t give up the ship.
November 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Reposted by Brent, already full of turkey 🦃
November 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Reposted by Brent, already full of turkey 🦃
bruh
Jim Jordan: "We're all for protecting innocent victims, we're all for exposing the bad guys who did bad guys who did bad things, but ... "
November 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Reposted by Brent, already full of turkey 🦃
Marjorie Taylor Greene is a virulent antisemite who has spent her entire time in public life advancing the most disgusting, delirious, and dangerous conspiracies about Jews, don't you jackasses dare expand this woman's platform beyond the horrific Facebook forums she lives her life in
November 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Reposted by Brent, already full of turkey 🦃
November 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
November 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Reposted by Brent, already full of turkey 🦃
Guillotines
NEW: The White House intervened in a DHS investigation.

The target? Sex offender Andrew Tate.

The WH person? Paul “Nazi Streak” Ingrassia.

Who was previously also Tate’s lawyer.

A banger from @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Shapiro

www.propublica.org/article/andr...
November 18, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Reposted by Brent, already full of turkey 🦃
He thought he ate with that one, you just know his pea-sized brain thought so.
Elon Musk responds after Billie Eilish calls him out for not using his wealth to support global causes:

“She’s not the sharpest tool in the shed”
November 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM