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@slurmqueen.bsky.social
The Dolores Claiborne of BlueSky. 🌒
DC = 🏠
DC = 🏠
Pinned
“He looks like Earthworm Jim, but with cancer.”
Your pussy wait
My pussy go
My pussy fast
Your pussy slow
My pussy rock it
Your pussy don't
Your pussy don't pop
My pussy explode
My pussy go
My pussy fast
Your pussy slow
My pussy rock it
Your pussy don't
Your pussy don't pop
My pussy explode
November 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Your pussy wait
My pussy go
My pussy fast
Your pussy slow
My pussy rock it
Your pussy don't
Your pussy don't pop
My pussy explode
My pussy go
My pussy fast
Your pussy slow
My pussy rock it
Your pussy don't
Your pussy don't pop
My pussy explode
So Bezos is definitely in there, right?
The Washington Post editorial board decided the Epstein files have “no public interest” before even seeing them. That’s a stunning position for any newsroom to take. Praising Clay Higgins as the lone ‘no’ vote, too? No wonder no one trusts legacy media. Absolutely disgusting.
November 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
So Bezos is definitely in there, right?
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November 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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I simply can’t, I’m sorry.
What is a friendship if not an allegedly non-demi curious, semi-binary relationship?
November 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I simply can’t, I’m sorry.
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First gooning Mayor of New York Zohran ‘Gooner’ Mamdani
November 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
First gooning Mayor of New York Zohran ‘Gooner’ Mamdani
fuck me wow
November 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
fuck me wow
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It is very cool and chill how Ryan Lizza sat on a bunch of info about the man who is dismantling health care for all Americans so he had some good revenge material for his newsletter. 😍😛🤠
November 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
It is very cool and chill how Ryan Lizza sat on a bunch of info about the man who is dismantling health care for all Americans so he had some good revenge material for his newsletter. 😍😛🤠
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straight people are losing their minds over a Miss Universe look that would have landed the contestant safe on a mid-season episode of Drag Race
November 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
straight people are losing their minds over a Miss Universe look that would have landed the contestant safe on a mid-season episode of Drag Race
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This goes for all law enforcement tbh
When news media share Homeland Security's version of incidents during immigration enforcement, they need to remind the public that the feds have been caught lying repeatedly about what happened.
"Homeland Security, whose accounts of past incidents have often been proven untrue, said today ..."
"Homeland Security, whose accounts of past incidents have often been proven untrue, said today ..."
November 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This goes for all law enforcement tbh
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cow tools like and share if u agree
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
cow tools like and share if u agree
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Not sure what I did to deserve the constant diaper content in my FYP here. But I’d like it to stop.
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Not sure what I did to deserve the constant diaper content in my FYP here. But I’d like it to stop.
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My fellow leftists, be so fucking for real
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
My fellow leftists, be so fucking for real
Brutally hungover. Just burped so loud that it scared my cat.
November 22, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Brutally hungover. Just burped so loud that it scared my cat.
Why was I googling this at the bar last night
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Why was I googling this at the bar last night
Cabaret deserved Best Picture over The Godfather
November 22, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Cabaret deserved Best Picture over The Godfather
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Now that she’s leaving… a moment for Marjorie Taylor Greene’s best moment
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Now that she’s leaving… a moment for Marjorie Taylor Greene’s best moment
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the gop now has a ONE seat majority
November 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
the gop now has a ONE seat majority
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this race became so so more important now
JOIN US!
December 1st for a virtual GOTV rally. We will have LEGENDARY surprise guests -- you don't want to miss this ;)
If you haven't voted yet, make sure you find your polling location TODAY and make a PLAN TO VOTE!!
Link in bio to sign up and more!
December 1st for a virtual GOTV rally. We will have LEGENDARY surprise guests -- you don't want to miss this ;)
If you haven't voted yet, make sure you find your polling location TODAY and make a PLAN TO VOTE!!
Link in bio to sign up and more!
November 22, 2025 at 1:52 AM
this race became so so more important now
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jasmine crockett is getting lit tonight
November 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
jasmine crockett is getting lit tonight
Still having Snapchat is worth it for Michael Cimino alone.
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Still having Snapchat is worth it for Michael Cimino alone.
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When you gotta rewrite all your midterm talking points
November 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
When you gotta rewrite all your midterm talking points
If you have a cart you shouldn’t be allowed in self checkout.
November 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
If you have a cart you shouldn’t be allowed in self checkout.
I wonder if Trump tried to give Zohran the Bubba Gluck Gluck 9000
November 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I wonder if Trump tried to give Zohran the Bubba Gluck Gluck 9000
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Baby want uppies
November 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Baby want uppies
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Me on my walk seeing what you're watching on TV through your front window
November 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Me on my walk seeing what you're watching on TV through your front window