Veronica Horseeater
@sloaneliest.com
What the monkey considers business the horse considers shoe crab.
Pinned
Ever since we went woke in 1978 conversation hearts are full of inoffensive banalities like, "I'm rooting for you," "You rule," even, "Fax me." If any of the simps at Brachs had a spine they would print meaningfully romantic overtures like, "If you're reading this, I'm already sucking your dick."
Hey, do any of you guys know how to do math? Just curious.
January 31, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Hey, do any of you guys know how to do math? Just curious.
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Block and report this world
January 31, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Block and report this world
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I don’t know if I’d get excited about a promethean achievement (been done).
January 31, 2026 at 4:32 AM
I don’t know if I’d get excited about a promethean achievement (been done).
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haha trust me bro its gonna work and itll be super funny here trace these lines it should let you pull out my skeleton pretty intact
September 3, 2023 at 1:35 AM
haha trust me bro its gonna work and itll be super funny here trace these lines it should let you pull out my skeleton pretty intact
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Nice, bro. I'm pogging at that.
January 26, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Nice, bro. I'm pogging at that.
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I caught bro horripilating.
December 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I caught bro horripilating.
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Not in front of my oshi, bro. Take it outside.
January 24, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Not in front of my oshi, bro. Take it outside.
Confused but well-meaning photoeditor who assumes people have been getting really into edge filters lately.
January 31, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Confused but well-meaning photoeditor who assumes people have been getting really into edge filters lately.
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psychologists should develop a personality test that can tell you if your personality is dogshit. enough with the "none of them is worse", what about Chaz?
January 31, 2026 at 12:05 AM
psychologists should develop a personality test that can tell you if your personality is dogshit. enough with the "none of them is worse", what about Chaz?
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Is it possible for friendship to bloom on the battlefield?
Find out in my new video!
(also you guys should tell @kippesoep.bsky.social how great his editing is in the comments & hit that like button)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSuw...
Find out in my new video!
(also you guys should tell @kippesoep.bsky.social how great his editing is in the comments & hit that like button)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSuw...
Unsuccessfully Making Friends in Arc Raiders
YouTube video by mscupcakes
www.youtube.com
January 30, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Is it possible for friendship to bloom on the battlefield?
Find out in my new video!
(also you guys should tell @kippesoep.bsky.social how great his editing is in the comments & hit that like button)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSuw...
Find out in my new video!
(also you guys should tell @kippesoep.bsky.social how great his editing is in the comments & hit that like button)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSuw...
Your unc is waxen and inedible.
January 30, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Your unc is waxen and inedible.
Your goat is seedless.
January 30, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Your goat is seedless.
I have a very particular set of skills directly related to being unemployed.
January 30, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I have a very particular set of skills directly related to being unemployed.
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Babar the elephant was my favourite piece of reactionary media as a child
January 30, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Babar the elephant was my favourite piece of reactionary media as a child
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It's over for you, my arguments are based on findings from a recent study published in a journal of high repute - place your neck on the block now and you will retain some dignity.
January 30, 2026 at 7:24 PM
It's over for you, my arguments are based on findings from a recent study published in a journal of high repute - place your neck on the block now and you will retain some dignity.
Thinking of enjoying something later? Consider not.
January 30, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Thinking of enjoying something later? Consider not.
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People get so sad about death. Your privilege is showing
January 30, 2026 at 6:56 PM
People get so sad about death. Your privilege is showing
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(Daily affirmations) I am soft, I am very soft, I am like a very soft things
January 30, 2026 at 5:57 PM
(Daily affirmations) I am soft, I am very soft, I am like a very soft things
For over a century, environmentalists have failed to consider that Vaseline is really cheap and convenient to me.
January 30, 2026 at 5:47 PM
For over a century, environmentalists have failed to consider that Vaseline is really cheap and convenient to me.
Year of the Horse coming up. This is huge for women who can't get laid.
January 30, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Year of the Horse coming up. This is huge for women who can't get laid.
Huge gas station pill energy.
January 30, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Huge gas station pill energy.
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Cultivating qi in the pizza hut parking lot
January 30, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Cultivating qi in the pizza hut parking lot