Sloane, Lie St.
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Sloane, Lie St.
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What the monkey considers business the horse considers shoe crab.
Very fine, but very sturdy.
February 1, 2026 at 3:51 AM
That tracks.
February 1, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Very sweet and cute 💜
February 1, 2026 at 3:34 AM
I believe it.
February 1, 2026 at 3:34 AM
It feels right.
February 1, 2026 at 3:33 AM
I'm a rhododendron.
February 1, 2026 at 3:27 AM
That fucking fatass is body shaming all of us.
February 1, 2026 at 2:47 AM
You guys ever hear this one?
February 1, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Tim spent 8 months paying for Planet Fitness but went 3 times. You know how much beef tallow that could have bought? It's the only thing that works for my HS, which wouldn't be half as bad if you guys weren't still buying the pectin-based gummies which we all know I can't avoid when I'm stressed.
February 1, 2026 at 2:27 AM
It's important, also, to adopt a new fad diet every month and be immensely morally outraged at everyone else for still being on the previous one.
February 1, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Should we prioritize vegan or sugarfree snacks for the cabinet? Never let anyone intimate we could accomplish both without throwing a tantrum.
February 1, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Sickening. Very apt.
February 1, 2026 at 1:09 AM
I know we'll meet again in our next lives.
February 1, 2026 at 12:59 AM