valerie!
@sleeplessval.io
(she/her)
lesbian computer nerd
i make free open-source tools
lesbian computer nerd
i make free open-source tools
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valerie!
@sleeplessval.io
· Dec 15
remains to be seen whether it is the express opinion of bluesky trust and safety, but i personally am not a fan of pedophiles and their enablers
idle hands are the cat's playthings
January 30, 2026 at 1:38 AM
idle hands are the cat's playthings
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This is all stupid bullshit but I remain pretty disgusted at how things like marriage and having children are treated like Xbox achievements instead of actually loving and caring for someone else. Yeah I’m going to work 70 hours a week but definitely need a spouse, her name is Beth or something idk
January 29, 2026 at 1:07 PM
This is all stupid bullshit but I remain pretty disgusted at how things like marriage and having children are treated like Xbox achievements instead of actually loving and caring for someone else. Yeah I’m going to work 70 hours a week but definitely need a spouse, her name is Beth or something idk
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The new slang isn't worse, kids aren't worse, you're just old now, and grumpy, and no longer have commitment to sparkle motion. The kids today are hilarious
It’s funny how incensed people will get about something like 6-7, then a sentence later talk about a haircut being a vibe. All slang is stupid, which is what makes it fun.
“But it’s annoying when my kid says it!” Friend, you say “adulting.”
“But it’s annoying when my kid says it!” Friend, you say “adulting.”
January 28, 2026 at 4:18 AM
The new slang isn't worse, kids aren't worse, you're just old now, and grumpy, and no longer have commitment to sparkle motion. The kids today are hilarious
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there is a post from the US gov 'department of war' on here that includes video of them actually murdering people and threatening to murder more people & it's been up since november
Yeah. The Bluesky app has a zero tolerance policy towards wishing death on people.
January 27, 2026 at 10:31 PM
there is a post from the US gov 'department of war' on here that includes video of them actually murdering people and threatening to murder more people & it's been up since november
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peek-a-boo is peek-a-bull@#!#???
January 27, 2026 at 2:27 AM
peek-a-boo is peek-a-bull@#!#???
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because the USB-C connector supports multiple protocols besides simply USB (like displayport, thunderbolt, etc.), I conclude that the "C" in "USB-C" stands for "cloaca"
January 27, 2026 at 1:41 PM
because the USB-C connector supports multiple protocols besides simply USB (like displayport, thunderbolt, etc.), I conclude that the "C" in "USB-C" stands for "cloaca"
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"CBP stays at the border" might sound like a win, but keep in mind that this is what "the border" means to them www.aclumaine.org/know-your-ri...
January 27, 2026 at 3:03 PM
"CBP stays at the border" might sound like a win, but keep in mind that this is what "the border" means to them www.aclumaine.org/know-your-ri...
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i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
January 27, 2026 at 3:15 PM
i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
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The very big thing to remember about fascism is that it doesn't work. It fails at what it attempts to do. You never, ever, have to pretend that it has benefits which outweigh its harms.
January 24, 2026 at 12:35 AM
The very big thing to remember about fascism is that it doesn't work. It fails at what it attempts to do. You never, ever, have to pretend that it has benefits which outweigh its harms.
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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“Cant sleep… i’ll just have a quick look at my phone”
January 22, 2026 at 4:21 AM
“Cant sleep… i’ll just have a quick look at my phone”
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This is an excellent analogy, because my recollection from grade school is that the pen on the right looks fun and exciting, and then you play with it for a few minutes and realize it's not actually useful for anything and in fact makes some tasks more cumbersome, and never think about it again.
yeah, just out of interest, how many people choose the pen on the right for real work or art? See a lot of them in professional workplaces, do you?
January 22, 2026 at 12:21 PM
This is an excellent analogy, because my recollection from grade school is that the pen on the right looks fun and exciting, and then you play with it for a few minutes and realize it's not actually useful for anything and in fact makes some tasks more cumbersome, and never think about it again.
i cannot imagine being foolish or naïve enough to let an LLM submit commands in my terminal. if you need that you do not know the terminal well enough. go read some manuals. build a skill.
January 21, 2026 at 10:18 PM
i cannot imagine being foolish or naïve enough to let an LLM submit commands in my terminal. if you need that you do not know the terminal well enough. go read some manuals. build a skill.
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Satirical windows parody games from the 90s warned us and yet we did not listen.
January 20, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Satirical windows parody games from the 90s warned us and yet we did not listen.
the big problem i have with smoke testing at work is that i'm too silly and i keep laughing at my test data
January 20, 2026 at 4:31 PM
the big problem i have with smoke testing at work is that i'm too silly and i keep laughing at my test data
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watching valve slowly turn gamers into linux users without them even realizing
January 18, 2026 at 10:29 AM
watching valve slowly turn gamers into linux users without them even realizing
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one meme wasn’t enough for how mad i am
January 16, 2026 at 5:42 AM
one meme wasn’t enough for how mad i am
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this is genuinely incredible
January 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
this is genuinely incredible
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posting this when your media filter will label women in low cut shirts sexually suggestive is crazy work lmfao
January 15, 2026 at 6:18 PM
posting this when your media filter will label women in low cut shirts sexually suggestive is crazy work lmfao
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If you have “sincere concerns” about trans athletes in sports, all it means is that you have given yourself a rationale for your bigotry that you sincerely believe exonerates you for aligning to a far-right tactic for marginalization and exclusion.
January 13, 2026 at 7:02 PM
If you have “sincere concerns” about trans athletes in sports, all it means is that you have given yourself a rationale for your bigotry that you sincerely believe exonerates you for aligning to a far-right tactic for marginalization and exclusion.
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I dont understand dudes who park their giant f150s in compact car spots
January 14, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I dont understand dudes who park their giant f150s in compact car spots