Keith Avery
@slabgorb.com
I do things with my mind such as art, writing software, and crushing my own vertebrae
I live in DC for no good reason (ok it's the museums)
If you like my art please feel free to print it out. It is almost all digital.
I live in DC for no good reason (ok it's the museums)
If you like my art please feel free to print it out. It is almost all digital.
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On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”
January 23, 2026 at 10:29 PM
On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”
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Uh huh this is why I was out there last year
In a remarkable court filing, DOJ also revealed that DOGE employees traded Social Security data on an unapproved third party server — Cloudflare — and may have sent private SSA info to a top DOGE adviser. www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
January 21, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Uh huh this is why I was out there last year
I loved this so much because I used to go from NYC to DC every other weekend for five years on MegaBus, BestBus, *Random Chinatown Bus* and so I know the trip, the smell, the experience, port authority, upstairs at union, AND the local geography
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 21, 2026 at 9:05 AM
I loved this so much because I used to go from NYC to DC every other weekend for five years on MegaBus, BestBus, *Random Chinatown Bus* and so I know the trip, the smell, the experience, port authority, upstairs at union, AND the local geography
Just reflecting on the wild history of Minneapolis over the last 8 or so years
January 15, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Just reflecting on the wild history of Minneapolis over the last 8 or so years
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You’re not imagining things—the plums that were in your icebox are *completely gone*. Here’s why that’s bad news:
• They were *your plums*, that you were saving for breakfast. That makes this personal for you.
• They were *sweet*, so whoever ate them *enjoyed* them. That’s unforgivable.
• They were *your plums*, that you were saving for breakfast. That makes this personal for you.
• They were *sweet*, so whoever ate them *enjoyed* them. That’s unforgivable.
January 13, 2026 at 2:33 AM
You’re not imagining things—the plums that were in your icebox are *completely gone*. Here’s why that’s bad news:
• They were *your plums*, that you were saving for breakfast. That makes this personal for you.
• They were *sweet*, so whoever ate them *enjoyed* them. That’s unforgivable.
• They were *your plums*, that you were saving for breakfast. That makes this personal for you.
• They were *sweet*, so whoever ate them *enjoyed* them. That’s unforgivable.
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did something happen
January 12, 2026 at 1:11 AM
did something happen
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I think we can all agree that everything turned to shit after David Bowie died.
#BowieForever
#BowieForever
January 10, 2026 at 12:23 PM
I think we can all agree that everything turned to shit after David Bowie died.
#BowieForever
#BowieForever
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ON LEARNING TO DISSECT FETAL PIGS
By Renee Nicole Macklin Good
i want back my rocking chairs,
solipsist sunsets,
& coastal jungle sounds that are tercets from cicadas and pentameter from the hairy legs of
cockroaches.
i’ve donated bibles to thrift stores
By Renee Nicole Macklin Good
i want back my rocking chairs,
solipsist sunsets,
& coastal jungle sounds that are tercets from cicadas and pentameter from the hairy legs of
cockroaches.
i’ve donated bibles to thrift stores
January 8, 2026 at 11:19 AM
ON LEARNING TO DISSECT FETAL PIGS
By Renee Nicole Macklin Good
i want back my rocking chairs,
solipsist sunsets,
& coastal jungle sounds that are tercets from cicadas and pentameter from the hairy legs of
cockroaches.
i’ve donated bibles to thrift stores
By Renee Nicole Macklin Good
i want back my rocking chairs,
solipsist sunsets,
& coastal jungle sounds that are tercets from cicadas and pentameter from the hairy legs of
cockroaches.
i’ve donated bibles to thrift stores
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We remember. We will never forget.
January 6, 2026 at 7:32 PM
We remember. We will never forget.
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
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District 3 is my home and I would be proud to serve it in City Council. Stay tuned for more.
January 5, 2026 at 7:03 PM
District 3 is my home and I would be proud to serve it in City Council. Stay tuned for more.
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every once in a while I try to do the force-pull thing on an object just out of reach because you never know
December 22, 2025 at 1:40 PM
every once in a while I try to do the force-pull thing on an object just out of reach because you never know
I was kind of ehh about the idea of a Spinal Tap followup but now of course
December 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I was kind of ehh about the idea of a Spinal Tap followup but now of course
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This is Hugh Thompson Jr., the U.S. Army pilot who stopped the Mỹ Lai massacre by landing his helicopter between soldiers and civilians
December 8, 2025 at 12:37 PM
This is Hugh Thompson Jr., the U.S. Army pilot who stopped the Mỹ Lai massacre by landing his helicopter between soldiers and civilians
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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
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Madonna and Jean-Michel Basquiat, Thanksgiving, 1982
📷 Glenn O'Brien
📷 Glenn O'Brien
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Madonna and Jean-Michel Basquiat, Thanksgiving, 1982
📷 Glenn O'Brien
📷 Glenn O'Brien
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narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
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Right, so say, just theoretically, I was emotionally compromised.
November 21, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Right, so say, just theoretically, I was emotionally compromised.
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Broadcast News is Pretty in Pink for grownups.
November 18, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Broadcast News is Pretty in Pink for grownups.