Mike
@skamike.bsky.social
Vegas Golden Knights shitposter
Chronic yapper, Video Games, MTG, Vegas Sports, Leftist
All of my memes are handmade with no AI
Chronic yapper, Video Games, MTG, Vegas Sports, Leftist
All of my memes are handmade with no AI
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Mike
@skamike.bsky.social
· Nov 13
For my Vegas Golden Knights/ NHL homies making the jump from Twitter.
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Full 20. Am I a chopped unc?? Yes
Show your age
17 (have never used a fax machine, a record player, or a phone booth)
17 (have never used a fax machine, a record player, or a phone booth)
December 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Full 20. Am I a chopped unc?? Yes
What a shitshow of a weekend in world news
December 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
What a shitshow of a weekend in world news
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Old King Cole passed legislation against mixing shredded cabbage with mayonnaise. This is Cole's Law
December 14, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Old King Cole passed legislation against mixing shredded cabbage with mayonnaise. This is Cole's Law
Hahahahahahaha FINALLY!!!! ITS HAMMER TIME!
It seems Lilith annoyed her father so much, he’s about to burn it all down – Diablo IV: Lord of Hatred arrives April 28, 2026, and the Paladin class is available today with pre-purchase. Skill and itemization reworks, an overhauled endgame, and more. news.xbox.com/en-us/2025/1...
Daddy's Coming Home with Diablo IV: Lord of Hatred - Xbox Wire
It seems Lilith annoyed her father so much, he’s about to burn it all down: Diablo IV: Lord of Hatred arrives April 28, 2026, and the Paladin class is available now with pre-purchase.
news.xbox.com
December 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Hahahahahahaha FINALLY!!!! ITS HAMMER TIME!
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I tried to warn you
December 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I tried to warn you
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you'll spend your entire life thinking "that's not her, not really" and pushing the thought away. you'll never truly grieve. you'll become attached to a simulacrum, something that isn't your grandmother & never was; it will eventually replace her in your memory. you will live in hell before you die
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
you'll spend your entire life thinking "that's not her, not really" and pushing the thought away. you'll never truly grieve. you'll become attached to a simulacrum, something that isn't your grandmother & never was; it will eventually replace her in your memory. you will live in hell before you die
It’s official, VGK is officially overtime loss merchants
December 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
It’s official, VGK is officially overtime loss merchants
When you’re in your late thirties and the party goes past 10pm
December 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
When you’re in your late thirties and the party goes past 10pm
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Before I go back to ranking Lorwyn faeries in order of sexiness, I do need to commend the Marvel MTG team for actually doing this damn thing
December 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Before I go back to ranking Lorwyn faeries in order of sexiness, I do need to commend the Marvel MTG team for actually doing this damn thing
December 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Me finally going through my back catalog
An out-of-touch local man was surprised to find that more people aren’t talking about this niche award-winning indie game he recently discovered.
paletteswap.site/dif...
paletteswap.site/dif...
December 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Me finally going through my back catalog
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Former oil and gas workers in Texas are now fighting to make the industry plug old empty wells, which are exhaling methane and vomiting toxic water (from fracking miles away) all over the state.
Eye-opening story by @mollytaft.com
www.motherjones.com/environment/...
Eye-opening story by @mollytaft.com
www.motherjones.com/environment/...
December 8, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Former oil and gas workers in Texas are now fighting to make the industry plug old empty wells, which are exhaling methane and vomiting toxic water (from fracking miles away) all over the state.
Eye-opening story by @mollytaft.com
www.motherjones.com/environment/...
Eye-opening story by @mollytaft.com
www.motherjones.com/environment/...
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December 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
They won?! In OT?! In this economy?! With a sexual assaulter on the roster?!
December 8, 2025 at 2:53 AM
They won?! In OT?! In this economy?! With a sexual assaulter on the roster?!
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UNLV Ohio in the Frisco Bowl!
December 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
UNLV Ohio in the Frisco Bowl!
Something something 40%
The report states that Chandler Pike, 29, “did not like” that the woman would be home late for the Thanksgiving holiday after working a busy policing shift.
Metro officer strangled girlfriend, also a Las Vegas police officer, arrest report says
The report states that Chandler Pike, 29, “did not like” that the woman would be home late for the Thanksgiving holiday after working a busy policing shift.
www.reviewjournal.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Something something 40%
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
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YouTube Wrapped
You spent 2,186 minutes watching:
Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR)
We believe your reason for watching this was:
Not Sexual
You spent 2,186 minutes watching:
Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR)
We believe your reason for watching this was:
Not Sexual
December 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
YouTube Wrapped
You spent 2,186 minutes watching:
Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR)
We believe your reason for watching this was:
Not Sexual
You spent 2,186 minutes watching:
Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR)
We believe your reason for watching this was:
Not Sexual
bluesky wrapped but its only your flop posts and games that you added to your back catalog
bluesky wrapped but it's how many meaningless arguments you got into. and also your win/loss ratio
Bluesky Wrapped and it's how many times your own joke was explained to you
December 4, 2025 at 1:41 AM
bluesky wrapped but its only your flop posts and games that you added to your back catalog
I don’t know what bubblegrunge is, but I’m so far in that I’m too afraid to ask
December 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I don’t know what bubblegrunge is, but I’m so far in that I’m too afraid to ask
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It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.