Meat Bicycle Socializer
@sjavik.bsky.social
Father to 3 clever girls, husband to one more. I like bikes
Excited to see what Katie Wilson can do for Seattle. Congrats!
November 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Excited to see what Katie Wilson can do for Seattle. Congrats!
Me at a restaurant when I’m traveling: what’s a dish I can’t get anywhere else? Is it traditionally prepared?
Me at Taco Bell: give me the deluxe slop box. no i do not care what is inside
Me at Taco Bell: give me the deluxe slop box. no i do not care what is inside
November 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Me at a restaurant when I’m traveling: what’s a dish I can’t get anywhere else? Is it traditionally prepared?
Me at Taco Bell: give me the deluxe slop box. no i do not care what is inside
Me at Taco Bell: give me the deluxe slop box. no i do not care what is inside
Telling my 11 year old I’m “entering my 6-7 era” and watching her turn incandescent
November 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Telling my 11 year old I’m “entering my 6-7 era” and watching her turn incandescent
The new direction Brandi Carlile went for her first song on SNL tonight was really interesting. I also love to see when artists respond to the social and political climate and produce a total banger
November 2, 2025 at 8:06 AM
The new direction Brandi Carlile went for her first song on SNL tonight was really interesting. I also love to see when artists respond to the social and political climate and produce a total banger
Pharmacy opened at 9 with two people in line ahead of me. It’s been 15 minutes and the second is just wrapping up. Single payer healthcare is somehow to blame for this
October 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Pharmacy opened at 9 with two people in line ahead of me. It’s been 15 minutes and the second is just wrapping up. Single payer healthcare is somehow to blame for this
freed from my self-imposed prison at last
October 28, 2025 at 6:51 AM
freed from my self-imposed prison at last
Remainder of the game commentary will be about fruit
October 28, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Remainder of the game commentary will be about fruit
I love watching everyone celebrate what they think is a home run because it means they get to run home and go to bed
October 28, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I love watching everyone celebrate what they think is a home run because it means they get to run home and go to bed
Clayton Kershaw is in his 6.75 era
October 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Clayton Kershaw is in his 6.75 era
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LORNE: We need you desperately. Please say yes.
ME: I can't join SNL as head writer right now, Lorne. Me and my wife are currently "trying", and that takes priority for me.
LORNE: I will inseminate your wife if you write for my comedy show.
ME: I will grow and protect your lineage as if it was mine.
ME: I can't join SNL as head writer right now, Lorne. Me and my wife are currently "trying", and that takes priority for me.
LORNE: I will inseminate your wife if you write for my comedy show.
ME: I will grow and protect your lineage as if it was mine.
October 26, 2025 at 4:00 AM
LORNE: We need you desperately. Please say yes.
ME: I can't join SNL as head writer right now, Lorne. Me and my wife are currently "trying", and that takes priority for me.
LORNE: I will inseminate your wife if you write for my comedy show.
ME: I will grow and protect your lineage as if it was mine.
ME: I can't join SNL as head writer right now, Lorne. Me and my wife are currently "trying", and that takes priority for me.
LORNE: I will inseminate your wife if you write for my comedy show.
ME: I will grow and protect your lineage as if it was mine.
Got marinersed harder than ever
October 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Got marinersed harder than ever
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When you are pure of heart no amount of earnestness is Cringe. When you are a malevolent little freak no amount of sarcasm is enough to make you cool
Vibe shift in the culture towards earnestness
October 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
When you are pure of heart no amount of earnestness is Cringe. When you are a malevolent little freak no amount of sarcasm is enough to make you cool
October 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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if you dont stop calling us nazis we will have the secret police disappear you to a slave labor camp
September 25, 2025 at 11:25 AM
if you dont stop calling us nazis we will have the secret police disappear you to a slave labor camp
Basking on the heat rock in my enclosure when the zookeeper comes in and says “welcome to cold stone” and shuts it off
September 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Basking on the heat rock in my enclosure when the zookeeper comes in and says “welcome to cold stone” and shuts it off
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𝐀𝐦𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐈𝐥𝐥𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬
𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑜𝑛, 𝑐𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑑
After equipping this item, you may not remove it from your hand. You must gaze deeply into it with every action and be driven mad. Messages from the damned come to you in haunting whispers and chilling images. Every year, you must purchase the newest version.
𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑜𝑛, 𝑐𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑑
After equipping this item, you may not remove it from your hand. You must gaze deeply into it with every action and be driven mad. Messages from the damned come to you in haunting whispers and chilling images. Every year, you must purchase the newest version.
September 17, 2025 at 5:45 AM
𝐀𝐦𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐈𝐥𝐥𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬
𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑜𝑛, 𝑐𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑑
After equipping this item, you may not remove it from your hand. You must gaze deeply into it with every action and be driven mad. Messages from the damned come to you in haunting whispers and chilling images. Every year, you must purchase the newest version.
𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑜𝑛, 𝑐𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑑
After equipping this item, you may not remove it from your hand. You must gaze deeply into it with every action and be driven mad. Messages from the damned come to you in haunting whispers and chilling images. Every year, you must purchase the newest version.
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One of the things that I like about Robert Redford is that I won’t get kicked off Bluesky for quoting him accurately.
"Ambiguity is something that I really respond to. I like the complexity of it." — Robert Redford
#RIPRedford
"Ambiguity is something that I really respond to. I like the complexity of it." — Robert Redford
#RIPRedford
September 16, 2025 at 12:35 PM
One of the things that I like about Robert Redford is that I won’t get kicked off Bluesky for quoting him accurately.
"Ambiguity is something that I really respond to. I like the complexity of it." — Robert Redford
#RIPRedford
"Ambiguity is something that I really respond to. I like the complexity of it." — Robert Redford
#RIPRedford
@techconnectify.bsky.social Our dishwasher's mainboard is starting to flake out, and is $300.
Per your statement that the only kind of dishwasher you'll buy will have a hard food disposal, I'm wondering if you have any recommendations.
Thanks for all your great videos, internet's appliance guy!
Per your statement that the only kind of dishwasher you'll buy will have a hard food disposal, I'm wondering if you have any recommendations.
Thanks for all your great videos, internet's appliance guy!
September 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
@techconnectify.bsky.social Our dishwasher's mainboard is starting to flake out, and is $300.
Per your statement that the only kind of dishwasher you'll buy will have a hard food disposal, I'm wondering if you have any recommendations.
Thanks for all your great videos, internet's appliance guy!
Per your statement that the only kind of dishwasher you'll buy will have a hard food disposal, I'm wondering if you have any recommendations.
Thanks for all your great videos, internet's appliance guy!
At risk of ruthkanda-posting, last night my 11 yo woke with a nightmare and couldn’t get back to sleep.
She said she dreamed that her mom had woken her up and said trump had sent in the army and it was burning houses, and we had to leave.
She said she dreamed that her mom had woken her up and said trump had sent in the army and it was burning houses, and we had to leave.
August 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
At risk of ruthkanda-posting, last night my 11 yo woke with a nightmare and couldn’t get back to sleep.
She said she dreamed that her mom had woken her up and said trump had sent in the army and it was burning houses, and we had to leave.
She said she dreamed that her mom had woken her up and said trump had sent in the army and it was burning houses, and we had to leave.
--"Killed in motorcycle crash"--
"Killed by car"
"William Brent Hinds was killed Wednesday night in a crash while on a Harley Davidson when the driver of a BMW SUV failed to yield making a turn at the intersection of Memorial Drive and Boulevard, according to police."
"Killed by car"
"William Brent Hinds was killed Wednesday night in a crash while on a Harley Davidson when the driver of a BMW SUV failed to yield making a turn at the intersection of Memorial Drive and Boulevard, according to police."
August 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
--"Killed in motorcycle crash"--
"Killed by car"
"William Brent Hinds was killed Wednesday night in a crash while on a Harley Davidson when the driver of a BMW SUV failed to yield making a turn at the intersection of Memorial Drive and Boulevard, according to police."
"Killed by car"
"William Brent Hinds was killed Wednesday night in a crash while on a Harley Davidson when the driver of a BMW SUV failed to yield making a turn at the intersection of Memorial Drive and Boulevard, according to police."
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we're gonna have to do a big project together to force everyone in this country to get along even a little and believe in like, the concept of us doing good things together and for one another, and we don't get to pick the project, and we're not gonna like the project
August 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
we're gonna have to do a big project together to force everyone in this country to get along even a little and believe in like, the concept of us doing good things together and for one another, and we don't get to pick the project, and we're not gonna like the project
In downtown Seattle and just heard the most Seattle conversation. Two white guys with ratty hair. One with a shirt that says “if you see the police, warn a brother” and the WB logo. The other with flannel open over a white tee. One says “whoah the sue bird statue just got unveiled. Let’s go see it”
August 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
In downtown Seattle and just heard the most Seattle conversation. Two white guys with ratty hair. One with a shirt that says “if you see the police, warn a brother” and the WB logo. The other with flannel open over a white tee. One says “whoah the sue bird statue just got unveiled. Let’s go see it”
Girl you are just my type
August 17, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Girl you are just my type
BECU to fund new dating program for Seattle singles
August 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
BECU to fund new dating program for Seattle singles