Meat Bicycle Socializer
@sjavik.bsky.social
Father to 3 clever girls, husband to one more. I like bikes
(Bozo the clown voice) I’m not even supposed to BE HERE… hope I don’t… CHECKHOV
November 15, 2025 at 10:00 AM
(Bozo the clown voice) I’m not even supposed to BE HERE… hope I don’t… CHECKHOV
With alt text😍
November 15, 2025 at 7:19 AM
With alt text😍
Counterpoint: we had a wild female turkey come hang out with our bronze turkeys. She created a strain of the nicest, most intelligent turkeys we ever had. My parents letting that strain die out may have been their greatest mistake in parenting
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Counterpoint: we had a wild female turkey come hang out with our bronze turkeys. She created a strain of the nicest, most intelligent turkeys we ever had. My parents letting that strain die out may have been their greatest mistake in parenting
(Flips chair around) what if i told you that you’ve always been able to text with Jesus in your heart
November 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
(Flips chair around) what if i told you that you’ve always been able to text with Jesus in your heart
I love both these movies. I’m sure there are movies about white guys becoming their dads (you know, sexism, racism) but I’m too busy thinking about The Hunt for the Red October to come up with one
November 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I love both these movies. I’m sure there are movies about white guys becoming their dads (you know, sexism, racism) but I’m too busy thinking about The Hunt for the Red October to come up with one
There's a huge difference between dreaming that someone hands you $10k in cash and how much that could change your life and needing to fill the empty void with reminders that number go up
November 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
There's a huge difference between dreaming that someone hands you $10k in cash and how much that could change your life and needing to fill the empty void with reminders that number go up
Anger and hypertension are correlated but not causated (I'm making up words now)
November 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Anger and hypertension are correlated but not causated (I'm making up words now)
This is the reason mail-in voting is so good. We in Washington have it so good and half the voting population thinks it'd be better if we had to get pissed off every time we went to the polls
November 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
This is the reason mail-in voting is so good. We in Washington have it so good and half the voting population thinks it'd be better if we had to get pissed off every time we went to the polls
best autumn song. Best song year-round, really
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
best autumn song. Best song year-round, really
I've been reading the Johannes Cabal books and they seem relevant
November 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I've been reading the Johannes Cabal books and they seem relevant
I'll never stop posting pictures of my bike no matter how huge my butt looks
November 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I'll never stop posting pictures of my bike no matter how huge my butt looks
This is sending me into the Cool Zone
November 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
This is sending me into the Cool Zone
We got planes crashing into our twin towers,
November 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
We got planes crashing into our twin towers,
I just want to say that we also have a cat named Nova and you have great taste
November 13, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I just want to say that we also have a cat named Nova and you have great taste
Destroying the world's largest wind hammer with something I'm calling "wind paper"
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Destroying the world's largest wind hammer with something I'm calling "wind paper"
Is your middle aged dad texting about hypermiling?
LOL = Love Our Leaf
BRB = Buncha Round Batteries
IDK = I Don't Koast
STFU = Stop Tesla's FUhrer
LOL = Love Our Leaf
BRB = Buncha Round Batteries
IDK = I Don't Koast
STFU = Stop Tesla's FUhrer
November 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Is your middle aged dad texting about hypermiling?
LOL = Love Our Leaf
BRB = Buncha Round Batteries
IDK = I Don't Koast
STFU = Stop Tesla's FUhrer
LOL = Love Our Leaf
BRB = Buncha Round Batteries
IDK = I Don't Koast
STFU = Stop Tesla's FUhrer
Kim Jong Un top of meez nuts (is this anything)
November 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Kim Jong Un top of meez nuts (is this anything)
banned for showing me rude content when I search specifically for it
November 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
banned for showing me rude content when I search specifically for it
All I can say is that it’s gonna be a tough night on the Jeremy Renner app
November 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
All I can say is that it’s gonna be a tough night on the Jeremy Renner app
Immediately forwarding this to my star trek nerd friends
November 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Immediately forwarding this to my star trek nerd friends
Accidental shirtfluencer sarah
November 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Accidental shirtfluencer sarah
What are weighted vests but training bras for armor plate carriers
November 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
What are weighted vests but training bras for armor plate carriers
@robdelaney.bsky.social can't handle my Juice
November 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
@robdelaney.bsky.social can't handle my Juice