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Shaun ❤️s 🧛🏽‍♀️👻🧙🏽‍♀️ @shauninmpls.bsky.social · 1h

Good holes make good neighbors

(I love my South Uptown neighborhood!)

em cassel @biketrouble.bsky.social · 1h

greatest city on earth exhibit #5,298

No Hole, Just Glory: Smitten Kitten Turn Sexy Rumor Into Joyful Viral Moment - Racket

The Lyn-Lake sex shop is all about giving the people what they want. And what they want is glory hole cornhole.

racketmn.com

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Shaun ❤️s 🧛🏽‍♀️👻🧙🏽‍♀️ @shauninmpls.bsky.social · 1h

The French Dip is Excellent—if you are a fan of the world's greatest hot sandwich, check it out.

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Shaun ❤️s 🧛🏽‍♀️👻🧙🏽‍♀️ @shauninmpls.bsky.social · 1h

Thank you for speaking out about Big Cinnamon.

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Shaun ❤️s 🧛🏽‍♀️👻🧙🏽‍♀️ @shauninmpls.bsky.social · 3h

Honest to God, sometimes the stupid things these people say make me want to take over their messaging. I think they're evil and wrong about everything, but the unforced communication errors are absurd and offensive not just morally, but logically.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6h

Bessent: "This crazy No Kings rally this weekend, which is gonna be the farthest left, the hardest core, the most unhinged in the Democratic Party, which is a big title. No Kings equals no paychecks."

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Shaun ❤️s 🧛🏽‍♀️👻🧙🏽‍♀️ @shauninmpls.bsky.social · 3h

No loss there, Frankenstein is fantastic and Mary Shelley is badass.

Shaun ❤️s 🧛🏽‍♀️👻🧙🏽‍♀️ @shauninmpls.bsky.social · 4h

I am irrationally angry thinking about how there's a similar character from a similar and Much Better film that did about 2x the box office from a studio whose rise during that decade is a bigger deal.

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ʙᴜη ₊˚⊹⋆ @bun.is.a.cutie.fyi · 1d

!!!

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Shaun ❤️s 🧛🏽‍♀️👻🧙🏽‍♀️ @shauninmpls.bsky.social · 16h

I'm so sad I never saw D'Angelo live.

I had an opportunity once but I passed on it, God knows why.

Music is life. Live music is a powerful infusion of everything that makes life worth living.

Go to the damn show.

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Shaun ❤️s 🧛🏽‍♀️👻🧙🏽‍♀️ @shauninmpls.bsky.social · 22h

I still don't understand what I'm looking at. The 2nd hand cringe is painful — "Suck It Lane"?!

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Grace Loh Prasad @gracelp.bsky.social · 23h

For kids who grew up lonely for any reason, books often provide their first experience of safety and belonging

John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 1d

Tell me your most life-affirming literary opinion.

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Shaun ❤️s 🧛🏽‍♀️👻🧙🏽‍♀️ @shauninmpls.bsky.social · 22h

Eliot could really turn a phrase.

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Shaun ❤️s 🧛🏽‍♀️👻🧙🏽‍♀️ @shauninmpls.bsky.social · 23h

Worth it. Sometimes JJ is intentionally off-putting or confusing, but that's part of the adventure of trying to do something different with the novel form and the English language, and I'm here for that ride. YMMV. You could say similar things about Gravity's Rainbow and I noped out hard on that one

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Shaun ❤️s 🧛🏽‍♀️👻🧙🏽‍♀️ @shauninmpls.bsky.social · 23h

RIP D'Angelo. 😢 Obviously he'll be remembered for his own amazing work, but I immediately thought of this haunting cover with Princess.

(sorry this is a Facebook link but it's hard to find)
www.facebook.com/realandreshe...

23 reactions · 26 shares | D'Angelo - Sometimes It Snows In April | Andre Shepard

D'Angelo - Sometimes It Snows In April

www.facebook.com

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Shaun ❤️s 🧛🏽‍♀️👻🧙🏽‍♀️ @shauninmpls.bsky.social · 23h

Oh shit no. He was certainly this century's soul visionary. I remember the first time I heard "Untitled (How Does It Feel)" and nearly had to pull over the car. Black Messiah is def God Tier. He should have had the opportunity to make a lot more music. 😪

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Shaun ❤️s 🧛🏽‍♀️👻🧙🏽‍♀️ @shauninmpls.bsky.social · 1d

Possibly the best last sentence of an English novel:

Her finely touched spirit had still its fine issues, though they were not widely visible. Her full nature, like that river of which Cyrus broke the strength, spent itself in channels which had no great name on the earth. But the effect of her being on those around her was incalculably diffusive: for the growing good of the world is partly dependent on unhistoric acts; and that things are not so ill with you and me as they might have been, is half owing to the number who lived faithfully a hidden life, and rest in unvisited tombs.

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Shaun ❤️s 🧛🏽‍♀️👻🧙🏽‍♀️ @shauninmpls.bsky.social · 1d

I am spending precious sleep time scrolling, which I will correct in a moment, but I have to say that your nighttime posts are always so gentle and soothing. Somehow they create a lovely space for reflection, even here. I can imagine you must be extremely good at your work.

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 1d

one of my favorite things about art is how it will wait for you

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Shaun ❤️s 🧛🏽‍♀️👻🧙🏽‍♀️ @shauninmpls.bsky.social · 1d

This 1,000,000x over!

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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 2d

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing?
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I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up.
Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?

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Shaun ❤️s 🧛🏽‍♀️👻🧙🏽‍♀️ @shauninmpls.bsky.social · 1d

Writers should have to apply yearly for a license to satire. Only 10 licenses will be given each year, by a committee made up of Fran Lebowitz, Jordan Peele, Armando Ianucchi, and me with a Ouija board connection to Jonathan Swift.

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 2d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

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Ben Monreal @benmonreal.bsky.social · 2d

After his death in TA 3019, Saruman the White was resurrected. Less evil, but still seeking power through (a) mechanization and (b) the labor of subjugated races, Saruman the Plum became known among men as "Willy Wonka"

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Shaun ❤️s 🧛🏽‍♀️👻🧙🏽‍♀️ @shauninmpls.bsky.social · 2d

Kept busy with cooking and food prep yesterday and these are my reward: gochujang caramel cookies (NYT Cooking, Eric Kim). You only get 8 absolutely giant cookies, but they are Amazing.

A plate of 6 very large sugar cookies with orange-brown patches of gochujang swirl.

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Shaun ❤️s 🧛🏽‍♀️👻🧙🏽‍♀️ @shauninmpls.bsky.social · 2d

God dammit

Andy @alleysofmpls.bsky.social · 2d

Downtown is back, baby!

Minneapolis Downtown Council pulls plug on Holidazzle and Aquatennial, seeks new organizer

After years of inconsistent funding, the business group is hoping others will continue or reimagine the city’s signature events as the area keeps working on its post-pandemic rebound.

www.startribune.com

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Ian @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 2d

Holidazzle won't be funded because the entire budget is going to R&D to create an even glossier flyer scaremongering about DSA-aligned commercial tax rates.

Andy @alleysofmpls.bsky.social · 2d

Downtown is back, baby!

Minneapolis Downtown Council pulls plug on Holidazzle and Aquatennial, seeks new organizer

After years of inconsistent funding, the business group is hoping others will continue or reimagine the city’s signature events as the area keeps working on its post-pandemic rebound.

www.startribune.com

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 2d

yearly reminder to people insisting that we view Christopher Columbus as "a man of his time" that *the people responsible for the Spanish Inquisition* thought Columbus was out of pocket

Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 2d

Christopher Columbus was dragged back to Spain in chains by a crusading knight, convicted of tyranny and immeasurable cruelty, pardoned by Isabella but banned from returning to Hispaniola.

Fuck Columbus.

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