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chemical engineer who makes the dirty cheap shit that everyone needs to keep the machines running despite my sensibilities and taste. would rather be djing or asleep
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Trans people are my family, my friends, my community. I will defend them with my life.
Sorry that picture made me laugh so much
December 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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fav pic of 2025
December 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Simply

Having

A wonderful
December 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
A stranger (likely a bot, usually is) added me on Snapchat but their name is “commander bailey” so I have been sending it salute emojis and imagining its big structural bailey for fun
December 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Every scientific paper has a summary at the top called an abstract you literally do not need AI to summarize a paper for you
December 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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www.twitch.tv/mrbusydj

Duuude Mr Busy is live!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MrBusyDJ - Twitch
Pop-Up Set!
www.twitch.tv
December 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
sorry but recommending regular sti testing is extremely anodyne and you’re gonna hear about it if you hang around queer commies, getting disgusted by this sort of thing is part of why we keep losing
December 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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After lamenting it I *did* save it when he briefly reactivated
October 8, 2024 at 1:04 PM
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holiday ravers: get glitched up for 2026!

I've got new designs and clothing styles in the shop: hoodies, crop and tank tops, v-necks, and more jerseys and t-shirts 🦠 👚 👒

www.etsy.com/shop/TrashPa...
December 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Developing future fictional Joker sequels to describe how much The Joker any event makes me and my favorite currently is 6 Joker 7 Furious, released as a double feature with the chicken jockey scene from Minecraft as the intermission. It is 6 hours long, and it sells 200 million tickets.
December 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Sometimes it be like this
🤪 crazy + 🥵 hot + 👊 fist-bump =
December 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
“Should we make dinner for your sister’s family and get presents and wrap them and decorate and do two christmases so we can have one for us and exchange gifts with each other and” maybe you should try getting a job instead of asking me to go into debt to celebrate a holiday I hate twice
December 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I guess we aren’t getting raises again this year too
December 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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we're less than nine days out from Part 2 of JAZZY FUCKIN HOLIDAYS on @datafruits.bsky.social!

this time we're raisin' money for @trevorproject.bsky.social

jazz, soul, and a live chat full of good folk. if you didn't have anywhere to go for christmas before, you do now.

see you there, friend <3
December 16, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Tomato risotto
December 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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are you actually poly or Spongebob Squarepants Krabby Whopper Now Only At Burger King For A LImited Time Only
December 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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How about you be jamiroquiet
December 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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the important thing is this
December 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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read this instead of whatever this woman has to say, they're all the same anyway

www.issendai.com/psychology/e...
December 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
⚠️THIS USER’S OPINIONS ARE BALD⚠️
December 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I know a lot of people are mad at Michael for this post today but I will say that technology like this could have saved my friend’s life in 2010 when we were both struck by a vehicle going 15 mph over the speed limit while we were trying to move our disabled vehicle off the road.
My least popular (and most correct) view is that cars should be automatically limited to the local speed limit. Put the pedal to the floor and you still can't go over 25mph in a residential area.

(15 in Manhattan btw)
There is no possible justification for limiting e-bikes to 15mph but not cars.
December 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Meet me at the Chihuly dildo in the next ten minutes for an ass kicking
December 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
New product meeting with my marketing colleagues. “We need to get our products into new AI data centers and integrate into digital twins for manufacturing” oh word? You know none of those are actually gonna be built, right?
December 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Friend of mine sent me an extremely obvious AI song the other day and when I pointed it out complained that it didn’t matter because it was on her “booktok smut reading playlist” and each part of that phrase made me throw up in my mouth a little more
December 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM