sharked up
@sharkedup.bsky.social
chemical engineer who makes the dirty cheap shit that everyone needs to keep the machines running despite my sensibilities and taste. would rather be djing or asleep
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sharked up
@sharkedup.bsky.social
· Jan 20
Trans people are my family, my friends, my community. I will defend them with my life.
Sorry that picture made me laugh so much
December 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Sorry that picture made me laugh so much
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Simply
Having
A wonderful
Having
A wonderful
December 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Simply
Having
A wonderful
Having
A wonderful
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A stranger (likely a bot, usually is) added me on Snapchat but their name is “commander bailey” so I have been sending it salute emojis and imagining its big structural bailey for fun
December 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
A stranger (likely a bot, usually is) added me on Snapchat but their name is “commander bailey” so I have been sending it salute emojis and imagining its big structural bailey for fun
Every scientific paper has a summary at the top called an abstract you literally do not need AI to summarize a paper for you
December 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Every scientific paper has a summary at the top called an abstract you literally do not need AI to summarize a paper for you
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sorry but recommending regular sti testing is extremely anodyne and you’re gonna hear about it if you hang around queer commies, getting disgusted by this sort of thing is part of why we keep losing
December 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
sorry but recommending regular sti testing is extremely anodyne and you’re gonna hear about it if you hang around queer commies, getting disgusted by this sort of thing is part of why we keep losing
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After lamenting it I *did* save it when he briefly reactivated
![Post by Osita Nwanevu: the chefs at Al Forno taking asparagus to 425° for the first time [black and white image of Apollo mission control]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:r335dcuzq7ta2fmsb2gk4dgn/bafkreifr4wicylulbtaa6ngyzwzfsucrlygdkys3ycqdyh5sepllawbfwq@jpeg)
October 8, 2024 at 1:04 PM
After lamenting it I *did* save it when he briefly reactivated
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holiday ravers: get glitched up for 2026!
I've got new designs and clothing styles in the shop: hoodies, crop and tank tops, v-necks, and more jerseys and t-shirts 🦠 👚 👒
www.etsy.com/shop/TrashPa...
I've got new designs and clothing styles in the shop: hoodies, crop and tank tops, v-necks, and more jerseys and t-shirts 🦠 👚 👒
www.etsy.com/shop/TrashPa...
December 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
holiday ravers: get glitched up for 2026!
I've got new designs and clothing styles in the shop: hoodies, crop and tank tops, v-necks, and more jerseys and t-shirts 🦠 👚 👒
www.etsy.com/shop/TrashPa...
I've got new designs and clothing styles in the shop: hoodies, crop and tank tops, v-necks, and more jerseys and t-shirts 🦠 👚 👒
www.etsy.com/shop/TrashPa...
Developing future fictional Joker sequels to describe how much The Joker any event makes me and my favorite currently is 6 Joker 7 Furious, released as a double feature with the chicken jockey scene from Minecraft as the intermission. It is 6 hours long, and it sells 200 million tickets.
December 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Developing future fictional Joker sequels to describe how much The Joker any event makes me and my favorite currently is 6 Joker 7 Furious, released as a double feature with the chicken jockey scene from Minecraft as the intermission. It is 6 hours long, and it sells 200 million tickets.
Sometimes it be like this
December 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Sometimes it be like this
“Should we make dinner for your sister’s family and get presents and wrap them and decorate and do two christmases so we can have one for us and exchange gifts with each other and” maybe you should try getting a job instead of asking me to go into debt to celebrate a holiday I hate twice
December 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
“Should we make dinner for your sister’s family and get presents and wrap them and decorate and do two christmases so we can have one for us and exchange gifts with each other and” maybe you should try getting a job instead of asking me to go into debt to celebrate a holiday I hate twice
I guess we aren’t getting raises again this year too
![An email in outlook with the following:
A picture of three figures that appear to be two adults and a child. Text is underneath that reads:
We are thrilled to announce that [blacked out] will be piloting an exciting new benefit for the year of 2026. As part of our continued effort to support employees through all life changes, both difficult and exciting, the Company will begin offering “Grandternity Leave” for the birth or adoption of grandchildren.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:uflfjqonnss7frfgt5jw2x4p/bafkreiapuq2h52rixjsipsntzt7sk4uwc4jul5lvienuvuj6qtpoxrfdpa@jpeg)
December 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I guess we aren’t getting raises again this year too
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we're less than nine days out from Part 2 of JAZZY FUCKIN HOLIDAYS on @datafruits.bsky.social!
this time we're raisin' money for @trevorproject.bsky.social
jazz, soul, and a live chat full of good folk. if you didn't have anywhere to go for christmas before, you do now.
see you there, friend <3
this time we're raisin' money for @trevorproject.bsky.social
jazz, soul, and a live chat full of good folk. if you didn't have anywhere to go for christmas before, you do now.
see you there, friend <3
December 16, 2025 at 1:01 PM
we're less than nine days out from Part 2 of JAZZY FUCKIN HOLIDAYS on @datafruits.bsky.social!
this time we're raisin' money for @trevorproject.bsky.social
jazz, soul, and a live chat full of good folk. if you didn't have anywhere to go for christmas before, you do now.
see you there, friend <3
this time we're raisin' money for @trevorproject.bsky.social
jazz, soul, and a live chat full of good folk. if you didn't have anywhere to go for christmas before, you do now.
see you there, friend <3
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are you actually poly or Spongebob Squarepants Krabby Whopper Now Only At Burger King For A LImited Time Only
December 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
are you actually poly or Spongebob Squarepants Krabby Whopper Now Only At Burger King For A LImited Time Only
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How about you be jamiroquiet
December 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
How about you be jamiroquiet
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the important thing is this
December 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
the important thing is this
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read this instead of whatever this woman has to say, they're all the same anyway
www.issendai.com/psychology/e...
www.issendai.com/psychology/e...
December 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
read this instead of whatever this woman has to say, they're all the same anyway
www.issendai.com/psychology/e...
www.issendai.com/psychology/e...
⚠️THIS USER’S OPINIONS ARE BALD⚠️
December 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
⚠️THIS USER’S OPINIONS ARE BALD⚠️
I know a lot of people are mad at Michael for this post today but I will say that technology like this could have saved my friend’s life in 2010 when we were both struck by a vehicle going 15 mph over the speed limit while we were trying to move our disabled vehicle off the road.
My least popular (and most correct) view is that cars should be automatically limited to the local speed limit. Put the pedal to the floor and you still can't go over 25mph in a residential area.
(15 in Manhattan btw)
(15 in Manhattan btw)
There is no possible justification for limiting e-bikes to 15mph but not cars.
December 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I know a lot of people are mad at Michael for this post today but I will say that technology like this could have saved my friend’s life in 2010 when we were both struck by a vehicle going 15 mph over the speed limit while we were trying to move our disabled vehicle off the road.
Meet me at the Chihuly dildo in the next ten minutes for an ass kicking
December 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Meet me at the Chihuly dildo in the next ten minutes for an ass kicking
New product meeting with my marketing colleagues. “We need to get our products into new AI data centers and integrate into digital twins for manufacturing” oh word? You know none of those are actually gonna be built, right?
December 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
New product meeting with my marketing colleagues. “We need to get our products into new AI data centers and integrate into digital twins for manufacturing” oh word? You know none of those are actually gonna be built, right?
Friend of mine sent me an extremely obvious AI song the other day and when I pointed it out complained that it didn’t matter because it was on her “booktok smut reading playlist” and each part of that phrase made me throw up in my mouth a little more
December 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Friend of mine sent me an extremely obvious AI song the other day and when I pointed it out complained that it didn’t matter because it was on her “booktok smut reading playlist” and each part of that phrase made me throw up in my mouth a little more