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chemical engineer who makes the dirty cheap shit that everyone needs to keep the machines running despite my sensibilities and taste. would rather be djing or asleep
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I guess we aren’t getting raises again this year too
An email in outlook with the following: A picture of three figures that appear to be two adults and a child. Text is underneath that reads: We are thrilled to announce that [blacked out] will be piloting an exciting new benefit for the year of 2026. As part of our continued effort to support employees through all life changes, both difficult and exciting, the Company will begin offering “Grandternity Leave” for the birth or adoption of grandchildren.
December 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Tomato risotto
Tomato risotto garnished with sliced tomatoes and a basil leaf
December 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Meet me at the Chihuly dildo in the next ten minutes for an ass kicking
Giant yellow and green glass tree that looks really phallic at the Boston museum of fine arts
December 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Earthworks! It’s a replay of something I already recorded and performed but aired at 3 am so I wanted more people to see it! If you attended catgirl goth rave and fell asleep you can see it tonight! If you don’t know what that is and just wanna see some cool shit, come thru!
Image of my monitor and dj controller with the following text on it: “I’m running a replay of a show I did last weekend for earthworks this week I did my own viz and I’m very proud of it 7PM EST on datafruits.fm/chat”
December 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Becoming viz pilled
A dj controller under a monitor with a blue shark on a psychedelic red and blue background
December 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Made pumpkin risotto
A bowl of pumpkin risotto with cheese and sage garnishing it. A big spoon and a wineglass are nearby
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Ominous email I received just now
Email stating all pies have been claimed
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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We are so back (have been drinking a different way darker roast for a month)
A bag of Ethiopia guji coffee from dollop, a brand in Chicago, next to a baratza encore coffee grinder with a full glass mug of brewed coffee in front of it A well used glass mug with the caffeine molecule printed on it full of bright red liquid. The liquid is light roast coffee with a light shining behind to highlight the red color
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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FBI agent typing on laptop
November 13, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Earthworks, today at 7 pm!
An edited screenshot of the never released Barkley 2 showing a conversation between a cyberpunk looking mercenary and some dwarves with spears in a sewer. The text box has a face depicting the mercenary and their name “X114JAM9.” The text in the box reads “EARTHWORKS is an audiovisual experience on datafruits.fm/chat It is hosted by sharked_up and vj gutter 11/12/2025 at 7PM-9PM eastern”
November 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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The show must go on (earthworks, every other Wednesday, 7 pm eastern USA)
Screen with serato dj pro and a setlist with a blurry dj controller in the foreground. The controller is lit up and the set list is full of tracks
November 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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A sign using the font and style of mamdani’s campaign that reads “balls are for storing pee” in all caps
November 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Magical mystery meal
Pasta bowl with chicken, linguine, zucchini, red pepper, shallot, pesto, and Parmesan. The bowl is on a place setting with a fork, knife, and spoon.
November 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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TONIGHT! 7 PM EAST! MENACING EARTHWORKS RETURNS!!!!!! DATAFRUITS DOT FM!!!!!!!
Skeleton wojack showing you phone with sharked up and gutter, details for earthworks on the rest of the poster
October 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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I revisited your Boston food bank thread specifically to donate this morning!
Screenshot of a receipt to the greater Boston food bank
October 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Framed photo of two little boys giving the bird with the saturation up too high Details for earthworks are listed (10-15-25, 7-9 pm, datafruits.fm/chat)
October 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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The only good mobile game
The splash screen of a mobile game, cropped slightly, with a hand-drawn depiction of a barred window into a dungeon with several of the bars ripped out. The dungeon is dark and spooky. The text at the top reads “Imbroglio” then underneath “Michael Brough”
October 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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melamine: I am not sure what is happening right now but I think it might be Bridgerton crossed with The Matrix. sharked_up: that's earthworks babey
October 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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the show must go on
Blahaj on the decks for earthworks on datafruits dot fm 10-1-25 7-9 EST datafruits.fm/chat
October 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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This fucking asshole got promoted to “interim director” and he’s already talking like he’s king shit of fuck mountain. All i did was tell a customer that we didn’t know something and that they had another option while we investigate. Definitive answers don’t come in minutes, idiot
Body of an email with the following text: Scot, I agree, we should try it out in the lab if we have doubts about it. The customer is asking for our opinion, and expects answer yes or no. If we don't know then we need to test. Can you try it out in the lab so that we can update the data sheet as well?
September 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Had to research drum pumps work for work today, why do I suddenly feel like I should call them
A photo of three manual 55-gal drum pumps from the brand “GoatThroat,” with the text “GoatThroat™️ hand pumps” underneath. A smaller block of text reads “Designed for safe transfer, these drum pumps control liquid flow, and eliminate vapors, spills, and drips for over 1400 listed liquids.”
September 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Earthworks: tonight.
A cartoony kaiju saying “oh shoot that is EARTHWORKS” over a background from macross with show details for earthworks (9-17-25, 7-9 pm eastern, datafruits.fm/chat)
September 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Tonight’s wine
Clarendon hills old vines Grenache 2002 kangarilla vineyard wine bottle on a kitchen counter
September 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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My daily driver is still the chemex and a gooseneck but here’s the ninja we’re using
Coffee appliances on a wooden cabinet. A chemex sits on a scale with an electric gooseneck kettle to the right of it. A standard coffee maker is to the right of the gooseneck kettle.
September 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Bucatini with caramelized shallots and garlic. Sauce is pasta water, tomato paste, anchovies, a little Aleppo pepper and paprika. Romano cheese, green topping is basil, raw garlic, s&p. Burgundy beef steak tips. I added some pan sautéed zucchini seasoned with cumin, sumac, paprika, s&p to the sauce
A meal on a plate. Pasta with cheese and a green topping and grilled beef.
September 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM