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@sellybeth.bsky.social

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Bathycolpian, alogotransophobic, theic and lachrymose but above all else, sesquipadalian. She/her or sí/í for the Gaeilgeoirí 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧♾🖤🤍🐘💜

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Lis-hell ᚂᚔᚄᚓᚂᚂᚓ @sellybeth.bsky.social · Feb 23

C'mere #SpéirGorm and #SpéirGhorm, might anybody have any leads on a Dublin-based admin-y type job? Ideally with a charity or nonprofit but really anywhere that kind of makes the world a better place? #JobFairy

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Lis-hell ᚂᚔᚄᚓᚂᚂᚓ @sellybeth.bsky.social · 1h

No but the thing is, it's got ALL the words in there. If you mix them up into different orders who knows what kind of horrors you could come up with?!?

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Rose 🇮🇪🤝🇵🇸 @anaemicroyalty.bsky.social · 1h

Jihad is my sweet little friend, he sends voicenotes saying "Hello Rose, I love you" 😭🥰 and I try to reply in Arabic.

Tomorrow he will be four, his dream is to eat chicken again and he wants to be a Dr so he can treat his brother Jamal's diabetes 💔

Let's help Dr. Jihad have a good birthday.

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Lis-hell ᚂᚔᚄᚓᚂᚂᚓ @sellybeth.bsky.social · 1h

Oh god I had forgotten about the trans character in Nip/Tuck. Jesus that was horrifying.

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Chris Tierney @readyuser.one · 8h

Catherine Connolly designed *that* batsuit.

#batnipples
#smearthebejaysus #smearthebejaysis

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 7h

Niamh Callaghan, 27, reportedly likes her blue hair, but not as much as she likes being the physical manifestation of an Aspie Supremacist’s worst nightmare.

Autistic woman totally dyes hair blue to piss off incels

An autistic woman has revealed that she mostly dyes her hair blue in order to annoy basement-dwelling dweebs who think women can’t be autistic. Niamh Callaghan, 27, reportedly likes her blue hair,…

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50 Jenna Ipcar Fans Can’t Be Wrong! @ipcar.bsky.social · Nov 26

At the bank I was told "pick your four digit pincode but it can't be a year." "Aren't they all years?" I asked. We sat in silence for a bit.

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Robin in the woods @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 1d

Today my ADHDemons wrote a ballad about HP Lovecraft's sex life when I should have been cooking dinner.

Robin in the woods @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 1d

The first gal he dated was Winifred;
But soon he said "Sorry, Ms Jackson;
I checked the town records, wherein-I've-read*
You're one-sixteenth non-Anglo-Saxon"

* sorry

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Lis-hell ᚂᚔᚄᚓᚂᚂᚓ @sellybeth.bsky.social · 1d

C'mere, you'll never guess whose idea it was to let Pat Kenny host the Late Late Toy Show!

#SmearTheBejaysus

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Ify Nwadiwe @ifycomedy.com · 1d

I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.

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Lis-hell ᚂᚔᚄᚓᚂᚂᚓ @sellybeth.bsky.social · 1d

Strongly agree with this whole thread but this one most of all.

Robin in the woods @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 1d

- "president of the United States" not "leader of the free world". If you're gonna profess to 'lead' countries other than your own, they're not 'free' unless they're allowed to vote you out.

Lis-hell ᚂᚔᚄᚓᚂᚂᚓ @sellybeth.bsky.social · 2d

Cheers!

Lis-hell ᚂᚔᚄᚓᚂᚂᚓ @sellybeth.bsky.social · 2d

Catherine Connolly thinks Buffy should've ended up with Riley

#SmearTheBejaysus

Lis-hell ᚂᚔᚄᚓᚂᚂᚓ @sellybeth.bsky.social · 2d

Can anyone recommend a place in Dublin where you can get a nice-ish bag of fairtrade coffee? Ideally a smaller business.

#SpéirGhorm #SpéirGorm

Lis-hell ᚂᚔᚄᚓᚂᚂᚓ @sellybeth.bsky.social · 2d

Sources close to Catherine Connolly confirm that her favourite food is coddle.

#SmearTheBejaysus

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Tron's evil twin brother Troff @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 2d

If the Portland frogs REALLY want to fuck with the National Guard, each frog should stay completely motionless except when only ONE specific National Guardsman is looking.

a cartoon frog wearing a top hat and holding a baton

ALT: a cartoon frog wearing a top hat and holding a baton

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Alan @alanmaguire.bsky.social · 2d

Catherine Connolly’s favourite Rory boyfriend is Dean

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 3d

Just flown in from Riyadh, and boy are my excuses tired

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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 3d

When God closes a door He opens a window. This drives me NUTS. Terrible roommate. The electric bill is outrageous. There's a bird's nest in the bathroom

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Lis-hell ᚂᚔᚄᚓᚂᚂᚓ @sellybeth.bsky.social · 3d

D'you reckon these protestors know that there's a song called We All Stand Together sung by a bunch of cartoon frogs? Seems like that would be an incredibly apt theme song for them.

youtu.be/gVfaf43W9cM?...

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Lis-hell ᚂᚔᚄᚓᚂᚂᚓ @sellybeth.bsky.social · 3d

Come on man. Don't be the "Hey I took your funny thing that people are enjoying and made it better!" guy.

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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcc.bsky.social · 4d

Higgledy piggledy
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design

Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme

tweet from childish branzino @absflora:
timothée chalamet is the new benedict cumberbatch in the sense that you can say ANYTHING and we know who you mean. tiffany chevrolet. timpanogos charlemagne. symphony cabernet. jiminy castaway.

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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 4d

He owes Socky three grand

The Journal @thejournal.ie · 4d

Ray D’Arcy has announced his departure from RTÉ after over a decade with the national broadcaster.

RTÉ said in a short statement this afternoon that Ray “presented his show for the final time yesterday”.

D’Arcy has not yet revealed his next move following the departure.

jrnl.ie/6840052

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Lis-hell ᚂᚔᚄᚓᚂᚂᚓ @sellybeth.bsky.social · 4d

I can go anywhere from a saunter to a scurry, depending on how much of a hurry I'm in

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 4d

Turns out that when Americans said "If it weren't for us you'd be speaking German now..." their objection was to learning a second language, not fascism.

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