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Julie VouzCoucher 💙⚾️
@section331.bsky.social
EDM, baseball, eldergoth, ex-eagle / co-Maple Grove, forager, introvert, very good cook. Family, friends, cats, lore, community. Legitibitiqua. Witch. Swears. Poor AF. If you ask me who radicalized me, the answer is is you did, die mad.
Pinned
Looked up to see stars and planets aligned. Could see them without visual assistance. And all I can think is that we get one life, one measly allotment of years each of us, and all we fucking do with it is hurt and kill each other. What a goddamned waste.
My brother in Christ, you control the MN National Guard.
They’re taking children from Minnesota and locking them up like criminals in detention camps in Texas.

For the love of God, send our kids home and bring an end to this nightmare.

www.startribune.com/walz-demands...
Walz demands DHS stop detaining Minnesota children
In a letter to Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, Walz demanded details about how many Minnesota kids are in detention facilities.
www.startribune.com
February 5, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Got-dang right. 💙
Seattle isn’t waiting for the future of women’s sports. We are living it. 🥹

We are proud to be the only U.S. city with three professional women’s sports teams playing in city limits. Here, girls don’t have to imagine a future in sports, they can see it right in their own backyard.
February 4, 2026 at 11:49 PM
GET IN THE POKEBALL, YOU!
Ooh, lucky you! An Avocet just stepped into your scroll! 😍
February 4, 2026 at 9:23 PM
I don't want to hear one more goddamned word about trans people being pedophiles. Not one more fucking word.
February 4, 2026 at 8:53 PM
LOL "We bent the knee and nobody likes us. It is clearly not our fault. 🤷🏼‍♀️"
Speaking to WaPo employees, editor Matt Murray says cuts are about “positioning ourselves to become more essential to people's lives, and what is becoming a more crowded, competitive and complicated media landscape, and after some years when, candidly, the Post has had struggles to do that."
February 4, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I refuse to believe Patel has ever set foot in a gym.
RFK, jr. is the worst person you ever met at a party in california, patel is the worst guy you ever encountered at the gym, bondi is the worst person you ever met at church, bessent is the worst person you have ever met at a conference, all these people are the worst versions of every stereotype
they made the entire administration out of the worst person you have ever known in every situation, vance is the worst person you ever met in college
February 4, 2026 at 6:18 PM
This is my personal anthem for the rest of my life now.
Some folks in the Yard Goats Facebook comments are upset about them posting a message of unity.

Yard Goats: "if caring about people is woke I ain't sleeping"
February 4, 2026 at 5:18 PM
The nazis pulling 700 of their fucking goons out of MN today. Happy Wednesday, Minnesota!
February 4, 2026 at 3:25 PM
In Orient Express after the tow office having dinner and they're playing Felix's song. 😭💙⚾️
February 4, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Update: it was TOWED. I have never been so thankful to spend $300. Fuck me, but this new work area is a learning curve. :( A stupid, expensive lesson has been learned.
My car has been towed or stolen, and I am not sure which. Lincoln doesn't have record of it, and the cops won't take my call until they do or don't. So my afternoon is going just great.
February 4, 2026 at 1:13 AM
PR Teamicus Panicoscious!
JK Rowling has not tweeted since openly denying that her team invited the world's most notorious child rapist to a kid's play despite evidence directly disproving her claims
February 4, 2026 at 12:11 AM
My car has been towed or stolen, and I am not sure which. Lincoln doesn't have record of it, and the cops won't take my call until they do or don't. So my afternoon is going just great.
February 4, 2026 at 12:09 AM
"Kid Rock Headlining Turning Point USA alternative to Bad Bunny Super Bowl halftime show" is a headline I just read. I can't even imagine how gross that sound stage is going to smell.
February 3, 2026 at 11:21 PM
We are proud to announce the Seattle Orcas Women’s T20 Open, a first-of-its-kind tournament designed to accelerate the growth of women’s cricket in the United States 💚

More details 👉 www.seattleorcas.com/news/seattle...

#SeattleOrcas #AmericasFavoriteCricketTeam
February 3, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Guys. If you need "officially licensed Superbowl" merchandise, the most official place to find it are the official tents now lining Aurora between Northgate and Lynnwood.
Officially. 🥴
February 3, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Noam Chomsky can eat a thousand bags of dicks.
Yikes. There's a lot on Chomsky in here.
“The best way to proceed is to ignore it...That’s particularly true now with the hysteria that has developed about abuse of women, which has reached the point that even questioning a charge is a crime worse than murder." Chomsky to Epstein in 2019 on the press www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
February 3, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Reposted by Julie VouzCoucher 💙⚾️
With the Epstein files suggesting a very possible friendship between Epstein and Rowling isn’t it long past time to lay off trans people and for the 45 year olds who identify as Huffle Puffs to finally grow the hell up?
February 3, 2026 at 1:05 PM
February 3, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Imagine thinking the aggressor needs "aid".
Doesn't seem like this should be his job
February 2, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Out of meds and attempting to rawdog sleep
It is not working.
February 2, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Reposted by Julie VouzCoucher 💙⚾️
I created this rebel design, representing the Alaska state bird, the Big Dipper and the North Star, to stand in solidarity with the people of Minnesota and with everyone who is protesting and standing up for our constitutional rights. Profits go to ACLU and NARF.

www.customink.com/fundraising/...
February 1, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Reposted by Julie VouzCoucher 💙⚾️
It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies
February 2, 2026 at 7:15 AM
What a shock, JK Rowling's in them files.
2008: Epstein is convicted of procuring a minor for prostitution

2018: Despite that conviction, [files indicate] he was invited by Rowling’s team - along with a guest of his choosing - to the Broadway opening of Harry Potter and the private after-party

Protecting women and children, is it?
JK Rowling's team invited Jeffery Epstein to the deathly hallows play and to a Harry potter dinner.

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
February 1, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Two Hispanic men. Can you fucking imagine the level of mental gymnastics you must have to do to be these two men.
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
www.propublica.org
February 1, 2026 at 9:29 PM