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Seann, or: a Wretched Beast
@seannb.bsky.social
The Greatest Fantasist Who Ever Lived, as voted on and awarded by me, The Greatest Fantasist Who Ever Lived. Writer of fantasy and horror. Lover of dumb shit. 33. He/Him

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OK, I guess a proper introduction is in order. I'm Seann! I'm an animal handler by day, indie fantasy and horror author by night.

🐕Animals
🦇Gothic Fiction
🎮JRPGs
🪲Weird Stuff
❌️X-Men
🎃Halloween
⛓️Kink
🤓Geek
🏴Leftist
📖Books
🎸Metal Music
Chainsaw Man Fandom is currently losing its mind because someone found a porn film from 2013 where a woman wears exactly the same outfit that a single-arc character was introduced wearing in 2019.
November 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Just saw a comment on the Silent Hill subreddit that "silent hill 3 being an allegory for unwanted pregnancy, abortion, and rape" is a "dumb fan theory."

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November 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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I’ve never read a book from Arden I didn’t love! If you want gay magical Jeeves and Wooster, grab The Bachelor’s Valet; if you want The Lost World if it was really gay and really terrifying, grab Obsidian Island - but you can’t go wrong with anything!
I got hit with an unexpected $200 expense today! I need to buy software to keep my new freelance job. It would be amazing to sell some books or get some new patrons to help cover it 😬

Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/ardenpowell
Exclusive fiction: www.patreon.com/ardenpowell
Books on Itchio: ardenpowell.itch.io
November 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Incredible
November 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
"LOL lmao the aristocrats"
“Bob Heinlein, you ASSHOLE!”
November 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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My books on itch will be half off tomorrow, and you can get all 5 for $7.99.

itch.io/s/170495/bla...
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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It's Black Friday! Get five ebooks for $7.99 on itch, or each book individually for half off!

itch.io/s/170495/bla...

#booksales #itch #blackfriday #books #ebooks #bookdeals
Black Friday Creator Day 2025 by SeannB
A bundle by SeannB, $7.99 for 5 games
itch.io
November 28, 2025 at 10:24 AM
It's Black Friday! Get five ebooks for $7.99 on itch, or each book individually for half off!

itch.io/s/170495/bla...

#booksales #itch #blackfriday #books #ebooks #bookdeals
Black Friday Creator Day 2025 by SeannB
A bundle by SeannB, $7.99 for 5 games
itch.io
November 28, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
My books on itch will be half off tomorrow, and you can get all 5 for $7.99.

itch.io/s/170495/bla...
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I know I've banged the "4e is good drum" a lot, but I'm struck at how the philosophy of "every caster class gets its own unique spell list" solves SO MANY traditional D&D problems.
November 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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forgot to include my links so here’s another pic of my booty that includes them bsky.app/profile/sine...
we are at 45/75 for my goal, so here’s some monochrome monday ass posting for ya as thanks ⏳🍑

hit the links if you wanna make my day 🩶✨

allmylinks.com/anarchadykeism
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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In case you missed it:

www.patreon.com/posts/144169...
On Fear, Finance, and the Future | Seann Barbour
Get more from Seann Barbour on Patreon
www.patreon.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Bookmaaaaaaarks!
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Planning to open up an Etsy shop next month. Here's a sneak peak of what I've got coming down the pipeline:
www.patreon.com/posts/update...
Update on Merch | Seann Barbour
Get more from Seann Barbour on Patreon
www.patreon.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
We've reached the final season of Elementary. Interestingly, unlike previous seasons, this one has an overarching storyline that every episode devotes time to.

Even more interestingly, said storyline is basically Person of Interest without the machine goddess.
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Bookmaaaaaaarks!
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Planning to open up an Etsy shop next month. Here's a sneak peak of what I've got coming down the pipeline:
www.patreon.com/posts/update...
Update on Merch | Seann Barbour
Get more from Seann Barbour on Patreon
www.patreon.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Re: Graham Linehan
I would be happy if I never heard the name Graham Linehan again, but I do feel the need to comment, because the nature of a lot of the abuse trans people receive is straight up sexual harassment, but is not recognized as such because the victim is trans.

What Glinner is doing is sexual harassment.
Just for a second, take a step back, and remember that these are the actions of a 56 year old man towards a 17 year old girl.
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
In case you missed it:

www.patreon.com/posts/144169...
On Fear, Finance, and the Future | Seann Barbour
Get more from Seann Barbour on Patreon
www.patreon.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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"Republicans are weird" was good line of attack. And folks like Nancy Mace have done everything in their power to prove it 100% correct. But the Dems? They'd rather trust the losing knowledge of consultants.
I think Democrats should double down on trans rights now. It's obvious that most voters don't care about it so you might as well stick with your principles and goad Republicans into focusing on it at the expense of everything else so they're the ones who look like freaks.
November 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Entering the "print on demand merchandising" phase of my career.
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Oh damn, I need to update the Acknowledgments page for It Came from the Floodwaters

Because I got a new Patreon subscriber 😎
November 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Keep up the pressure
Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from your calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season
November 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM