Steve Downey
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It's my fault "throw 💩;" is no longer valid C++. In penance, I worked to make optional<T&> happen.
Parody of a real software engineer and grown up.
Software engineer at Bloomberg LP
Views are my own
he/him
@[email protected]
Parody of a real software engineer and grown up.
Software engineer at Bloomberg LP
Views are my own
he/him
@[email protected]
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This is my favorite headcanon and it's a great example of how readers can offer a different reading of a text that the author never considered and did not intend, but is nonetheless validated by the text itself.
A shitpost so great Billy Joel actually heard about it
January 4, 2026 at 3:40 PM
This is my favorite headcanon and it's a great example of how readers can offer a different reading of a text that the author never considered and did not intend, but is nonetheless validated by the text itself.
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The wise children of Hookland are prepared in a ways no Cub Scouts ever are. They hold in their heads a dozen false names - Charlie Dazzle, Jo Planter, Bobbie Anchor - to give to any Faery who demands one from them. For names are powerful and tricky things. - #CLNolan #FolkloreSunday
January 4, 2026 at 1:40 PM
The wise children of Hookland are prepared in a ways no Cub Scouts ever are. They hold in their heads a dozen false names - Charlie Dazzle, Jo Planter, Bobbie Anchor - to give to any Faery who demands one from them. For names are powerful and tricky things. - #CLNolan #FolkloreSunday
The embarrassing incompetence that leads me to think "damnit, no, you are supposed to spend time selling us on the danger of Venezuela and Maduro" is partly because they think they did.
On twitter.
And everyone is on board.
On twitter.
And everyone is on board.
I think what gets me about the Galeano thing is that the left is once again imputing the imperial designs and strategy of midcentury America to a gang of illiterate drunks and pedophiles who neither know nor care about anything but the next content cycle
January 4, 2026 at 2:58 PM
The embarrassing incompetence that leads me to think "damnit, no, you are supposed to spend time selling us on the danger of Venezuela and Maduro" is partly because they think they did.
On twitter.
And everyone is on board.
On twitter.
And everyone is on board.
For 45 years I've been mispronouncing "eschaton" as esh-a-ton, and it turns out it has a hard "ch" instead. Es-ka-ton.
But in any case, don't let Them immanentize it.
That would be bad. Important safety tip.
But in any case, don't let Them immanentize it.
That would be bad. Important safety tip.
January 3, 2026 at 5:58 PM
For 45 years I've been mispronouncing "eschaton" as esh-a-ton, and it turns out it has a hard "ch" instead. Es-ka-ton.
But in any case, don't let Them immanentize it.
That would be bad. Important safety tip.
But in any case, don't let Them immanentize it.
That would be bad. Important safety tip.
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My talk about "nothing" (what does a computer do when it has nothing to do?) is now online! 👨🏻💻
I had a lot of fun with this one.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgl0...
I had a lot of fun with this one.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgl0...
January 2, 2026 at 10:59 PM
My talk about "nothing" (what does a computer do when it has nothing to do?) is now online! 👨🏻💻
I had a lot of fun with this one.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgl0...
I had a lot of fun with this one.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgl0...
Loki is suggesting I not move for a little while.
January 2, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Loki is suggesting I not move for a little while.
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lol I just came across this post by Zoharn’s wife Rama Duwaji’s stylist and the boots were…. on loan
open.substack.com/pub/brainmat...
open.substack.com/pub/brainmat...
January 2, 2026 at 3:17 AM
lol I just came across this post by Zoharn’s wife Rama Duwaji’s stylist and the boots were…. on loan
open.substack.com/pub/brainmat...
open.substack.com/pub/brainmat...
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Fun fact, Metropolis is set in 2026
January 1, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Fun fact, Metropolis is set in 2026
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Software taketh away faster than hardware giveth: Why C++ programmers keep growing fast despite competition, safety, and AI
herbsutter.com/2025/12/30/s...
#cpp
#cplusplus
herbsutter.com/2025/12/30/s...
#cpp
#cplusplus
Software taketh away faster than hardware giveth: Why C++ programmers keep growing fast despite competition, safety, and AI
2025 was another great year for C++. It shows in the numbers Before we dive into the data below, let’s put the most important question up front: Why have C++ and Rust been the fastest-growing major…
herbsutter.com
January 1, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Software taketh away faster than hardware giveth: Why C++ programmers keep growing fast despite competition, safety, and AI
herbsutter.com/2025/12/30/s...
#cpp
#cplusplus
herbsutter.com/2025/12/30/s...
#cpp
#cplusplus
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Just like every year, a friendly PSA:
“Feliz ano nuevo” means “happy new anus.”
“Feliz año nuevo” means “happy new year.”
Wishing folks either one is nice, but make sure you’re using the one you mean.
“Feliz ano nuevo” means “happy new anus.”
“Feliz año nuevo” means “happy new year.”
Wishing folks either one is nice, but make sure you’re using the one you mean.
December 31, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Just like every year, a friendly PSA:
“Feliz ano nuevo” means “happy new anus.”
“Feliz año nuevo” means “happy new year.”
Wishing folks either one is nice, but make sure you’re using the one you mean.
“Feliz ano nuevo” means “happy new anus.”
“Feliz año nuevo” means “happy new year.”
Wishing folks either one is nice, but make sure you’re using the one you mean.
<feedback squeal>
Hey!
We're the Ramones, this one's called "Rockaway Beach"
One, two, three, four....
album changed my life a few years later
Hey!
We're the Ramones, this one's called "Rockaway Beach"
One, two, three, four....
album changed my life a few years later
December 31, 2025 at 5:37 PM
<feedback squeal>
Hey!
We're the Ramones, this one's called "Rockaway Beach"
One, two, three, four....
album changed my life a few years later
Hey!
We're the Ramones, this one's called "Rockaway Beach"
One, two, three, four....
album changed my life a few years later
The white shoe in White Shoe Law Firm is the white buckskin, and it was the equivalent signal as the Patagonia Vest in 2015. "Casual" but in an expensive way that shows status and being above the dress code rules.
December 31, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The white shoe in White Shoe Law Firm is the white buckskin, and it was the equivalent signal as the Patagonia Vest in 2015. "Casual" but in an expensive way that shows status and being above the dress code rules.
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I’ve spent this morning morbidly watching the MTV channels close down and the final songs played were:
MTV Music - Video Killed the Radio Star (Buggles)
Club MTV - Don’t Stop the Music (Rihanna)
MTV 90s - Goodbye (Spice Girls)
MTV 80s - Together in Electric Dreams (Oakey and Moroder)
MTV Music - Video Killed the Radio Star (Buggles)
Club MTV - Don’t Stop the Music (Rihanna)
MTV 90s - Goodbye (Spice Girls)
MTV 80s - Together in Electric Dreams (Oakey and Moroder)
December 31, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I’ve spent this morning morbidly watching the MTV channels close down and the final songs played were:
MTV Music - Video Killed the Radio Star (Buggles)
Club MTV - Don’t Stop the Music (Rihanna)
MTV 90s - Goodbye (Spice Girls)
MTV 80s - Together in Electric Dreams (Oakey and Moroder)
MTV Music - Video Killed the Radio Star (Buggles)
Club MTV - Don’t Stop the Music (Rihanna)
MTV 90s - Goodbye (Spice Girls)
MTV 80s - Together in Electric Dreams (Oakey and Moroder)
I didn't watch the first MTv broadcast. Basically no one did because it wasn't carried anywhere yet. Just Northern New Jersey.
But it did explode, it was important, in good and bad ways, and someone remembered to finish as they began.
youtu.be/W8r-tXRLazs?...
But it did explode, it was important, in good and bad ways, and someone remembered to finish as they began.
youtu.be/W8r-tXRLazs?...
December 31, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I didn't watch the first MTv broadcast. Basically no one did because it wasn't carried anywhere yet. Just Northern New Jersey.
But it did explode, it was important, in good and bad ways, and someone remembered to finish as they began.
youtu.be/W8r-tXRLazs?...
But it did explode, it was important, in good and bad ways, and someone remembered to finish as they began.
youtu.be/W8r-tXRLazs?...
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30 years ago today
IT'S A MAGICAL WORLD, HOBBES, OL' BUDDY...
-LET'S GO EXPLORING
IT'S A MAGICAL WORLD, HOBBES, OL' BUDDY...
-LET'S GO EXPLORING
December 31, 2025 at 3:20 PM
30 years ago today
IT'S A MAGICAL WORLD, HOBBES, OL' BUDDY...
-LET'S GO EXPLORING
IT'S A MAGICAL WORLD, HOBBES, OL' BUDDY...
-LET'S GO EXPLORING
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Something that I've noticed in #yeg that's different from other cities in Canada I've lived in (MTL, Waterloo, Ottawa, Toronto) is how they clear snow on arterials.
They push the snow to the centre, creating a median out of snow. Slows cars down and more accessible curbs.
They push the snow to the centre, creating a median out of snow. Slows cars down and more accessible curbs.
December 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Something that I've noticed in #yeg that's different from other cities in Canada I've lived in (MTL, Waterloo, Ottawa, Toronto) is how they clear snow on arterials.
They push the snow to the centre, creating a median out of snow. Slows cars down and more accessible curbs.
They push the snow to the centre, creating a median out of snow. Slows cars down and more accessible curbs.
No "Big Design Up Front" tends to work best if the person not designing this system has successfully designed a lot of others.
December 31, 2025 at 3:07 PM
No "Big Design Up Front" tends to work best if the person not designing this system has successfully designed a lot of others.
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MAGA media illiteracy.
Springsteen and Born in the USA.
Rage Against the Machine and Killing in the Name.
Norman Rockwell.
Springsteen and Born in the USA.
Rage Against the Machine and Killing in the Name.
Norman Rockwell.
"Norman Rockwell was antifa," his granddaughter says. (Fact check: literally true.)
www.thebulwark.com/p/norman-roc...
www.thebulwark.com/p/norman-roc...
The MAGAfication of Norman Rockwell
Trump uses the artist’s work—like other cultural icons—to promote Gestapo tactics and nativist ideas.
www.thebulwark.com
December 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
MAGA media illiteracy.
Springsteen and Born in the USA.
Rage Against the Machine and Killing in the Name.
Norman Rockwell.
Springsteen and Born in the USA.
Rage Against the Machine and Killing in the Name.
Norman Rockwell.
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"Norman Rockwell was antifa," his granddaughter says. (Fact check: literally true.)
www.thebulwark.com/p/norman-roc...
www.thebulwark.com/p/norman-roc...
The MAGAfication of Norman Rockwell
Trump uses the artist’s work—like other cultural icons—to promote Gestapo tactics and nativist ideas.
www.thebulwark.com
December 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
"Norman Rockwell was antifa," his granddaughter says. (Fact check: literally true.)
www.thebulwark.com/p/norman-roc...
www.thebulwark.com/p/norman-roc...
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Inkvents Past: Every Diamine Inkvent Calendar Compared (2019–2025)
Inkvents Past: Every Diamine Inkvent Calendar Compared (2019–2025)
Another year of the Diamine Inkvent Calendar has wrapped, and with it, 25 new inks join the ever-growing Inkvent archive. When I pulled out my calendars this year, I realized that Inkvent may be the most consistent stationery tradition I’ve maintained over time. In fact, for a couple of years, it was the only stationery purchase I made all year.
www.wellappointeddesk.com
December 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Inkvents Past: Every Diamine Inkvent Calendar Compared (2019–2025)
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Renault 5 - Renard (1982, France)
October 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Renault 5 - Renard (1982, France)