Scott
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My mind is like a sponge, it soaks everything up. But squeeze it too hard & it all comes out. Ray Kroc is gone, and so is his Ghost.
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America is a criminal enterprise now. There's no two ways about it.
December 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
America is a criminal enterprise now. There's no two ways about it.
Concentrating on the most important issues facing this nation.
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
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December 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Concentrating on the most important issues facing this nation.
Oh, Bill...
Ballot #17 is from Bill Center. After submitting a ballot of Ichiro, Billy Wagner and Carlos Beltrán in 2025, Andruw Jones is his lone checkmark this year. Jones improves to net +3 while Beltrán falls to net +1. The two CF remain the only candidates above 75%
In the Tracker: tracker.fyi
In the Tracker: tracker.fyi
December 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Oh, Bill...
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Tech people want to make simply existing look so hard and miserable and that we need to transcend using their bullshit products. It’s the “before” of the infomercial where the guy drops a hose and gets hit in the dick 24/7
the way that ai is being advertised now is that everyone has to pretend to be incompetent and incredibly incapable and useless at everything
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Tech people want to make simply existing look so hard and miserable and that we need to transcend using their bullshit products. It’s the “before” of the infomercial where the guy drops a hose and gets hit in the dick 24/7
What the...?
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
What the...?
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The Boras presser is coming to the timeline. Be careful out there. Wear a helmet. Head for the punker.
Scott Boras on Ranger Suárez: “In the postseason, when you add a Suárez, you’re armed and Rangerous.”
December 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The Boras presser is coming to the timeline. Be careful out there. Wear a helmet. Head for the punker.
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I think it would be cool and interesting if someone posted something like "You actually shouldn't be pissy about the Dodgers buying all the good players, you should be pissy that YOUR team's owner didn't buy all the good players!" That would be an original and needed addition to the discourse
December 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I think it would be cool and interesting if someone posted something like "You actually shouldn't be pissy about the Dodgers buying all the good players, you should be pissy that YOUR team's owner didn't buy all the good players!" That would be an original and needed addition to the discourse
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we are the world but its everybody telling quentin tarantino to shut the fuck up
December 6, 2025 at 3:23 AM
we are the world but its everybody telling quentin tarantino to shut the fuck up
I really liked Radiator Springs Racers, but the only time I've ever ridden was via the single rider queue and the FastPasses we had weren't good until like 6pm.
When we went in July, the standby wait was no shorter than 2 hours the entire day and we weren't paying for Lightning Lane.
When we went in July, the standby wait was no shorter than 2 hours the entire day and we weren't paying for Lightning Lane.
A California man says he has marked his 15,000th spin on an auto-racing Disneyland attraction inspired by the animated film “Cars.”
California man marks his 15,000th spin on Disneyland's 'Cars' ride
A California man says he has marked his 15,000th spin on an auto-racing Disneyland attraction inspired by the animated film “Cars.”
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December 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I really liked Radiator Springs Racers, but the only time I've ever ridden was via the single rider queue and the FastPasses we had weren't good until like 6pm.
When we went in July, the standby wait was no shorter than 2 hours the entire day and we weren't paying for Lightning Lane.
When we went in July, the standby wait was no shorter than 2 hours the entire day and we weren't paying for Lightning Lane.
In related news, I am resigning as the King of Siam.
BREAKING: Trump's former lawyer Alina Habba says she is resigning as top federal prosecutor in New Jersey.
Trump's former lawyer Alina Habba resigning as top federal prosecutor in New Jersey
President Donald Trump’s former personal attorney, Alina Habba, announced her resignation as acting U.S. attorney in New Jersey.
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December 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
In related news, I am resigning as the King of Siam.
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This is how the Grinch was picking up shit
December 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
This is how the Grinch was picking up shit
It's a great day for the "AI is just shitty bullshit for shitty shitbirds" crowd.
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BREAKING: Trump says he will sign an executive order this week that will limit states’ ability to regulate AI.
December 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
It's a great day for the "AI is just shitty bullshit for shitty shitbirds" crowd.
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I see his portrayal of Sideshow Bob isn't that much of stretch for him.
"Frasier" star Kelsey Grammer told Fox News he believes Donald Trump is "maybe the greatest" president in U.S. history.
Kelsey Grammer praises Trump as 'maybe the greatest' president ever
"Frasier" star Kelsey Grammer told Fox News he believes Donald Trump is "maybe the greatest" president in U.S. history.
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December 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I see his portrayal of Sideshow Bob isn't that much of stretch for him.
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Why does this photo look like a still from the Genesis “Land of Confusion” video
December 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Why does this photo look like a still from the Genesis “Land of Confusion” video
Jeff Kent? Whatever.
December 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Jeff Kent? Whatever.
I ordered a couple of #Padres t-shirts off mlbshop on Thursday morning and they were both "eligible" for "Express Delivery," which A) costs $3 more than standard delivery & B) means the shirts were guaranteed to arrive by Monday instead of the 15th.
I didn't select express.
I didn't select express.
December 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I ordered a couple of #Padres t-shirts off mlbshop on Thursday morning and they were both "eligible" for "Express Delivery," which A) costs $3 more than standard delivery & B) means the shirts were guaranteed to arrive by Monday instead of the 15th.
I didn't select express.
I didn't select express.
Every year my parents get out the Christmas decorations and every year one/both of them asks out loud, "Where did we put [random thing] last year?"
The answer is ALWAYS, "Where I'd remember where we put it."
The answer is ALWAYS, "Where I'd remember where we put it."
December 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Every year my parents get out the Christmas decorations and every year one/both of them asks out loud, "Where did we put [random thing] last year?"
The answer is ALWAYS, "Where I'd remember where we put it."
The answer is ALWAYS, "Where I'd remember where we put it."
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To all the people offended that I used the term Boomer:
Ok boomer
Ok boomer
December 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM
To all the people offended that I used the term Boomer:
Ok boomer
Ok boomer
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I have been given the shiny and very real War Stopper Award by
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
December 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I have been given the shiny and very real War Stopper Award by
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
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These people make a big show of how they can't be shamed or embarrassed or pressured so you won't notice that if you actually make an effort they do exactly that all the time
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
These people make a big show of how they can't be shamed or embarrassed or pressured so you won't notice that if you actually make an effort they do exactly that all the time
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This is some bullshit. My bid for Warner Bros was completely ignored after some asshole leaked my plans to call it Whatnot Bros.
December 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
This is some bullshit. My bid for Warner Bros was completely ignored after some asshole leaked my plans to call it Whatnot Bros.
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Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award
Also Boomers:
Also Boomers:
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award
Also Boomers:
Also Boomers:
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There's a thread on personal nicknames for players on Reddit, and I had to disclose my shameful nickname for Bob Milacki "Milacki Boom Boom Down"
December 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
There's a thread on personal nicknames for players on Reddit, and I had to disclose my shameful nickname for Bob Milacki "Milacki Boom Boom Down"
Hmm, he's a Trumper?
December 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Hmm, he's a Trumper?