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@scottdunsmore.bsky.social

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My mind is like a sponge, it soaks everything up. But squeeze it too hard & it all comes out. Ray Kroc is gone, and so is his Ghost.

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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · May 23

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"Matt Groening" pointing a gun directly at a camera lens as he screams, "Get outta my office!"

Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 1h

The Muntz Administration, everybody.

Lisa Simpson (to Nelson): "Nuke the Whale"? You don't really believe that, do you?

Nelson Muntz: I don't know. Gotta nuke something.

Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 1h

There's not a more apt metaphor for this administration than demolishing part of the White House just because.

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mensrea @mensie.bsky.social · 4h

lawyer here. if you see someone wearing AI glasses you’re allowed to punch them in the face.

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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 7h

And, maybe it's just me, but this latest thing makes it appear that MAGA chuds are the ones committing crimes. Which, whoops, you just stumbled into the solution.

Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 7h

Every day he says something that makes me say, "That's it. That's the dumbest thing he's ever said." And then he says something even dumber the next day. Like clockwork.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 7h

Trump: "Women in Chicago, beautiful Black women, walking around with red MAGA hats because they don't want to be mugged and shot and everything else."

Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 8h

You could have just said "no" and what I can only assume is an AI program would then remove you from their list, according to the last line.

But fuck off is more appropriate.

Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 10h

Played by Jamie Foxx, ironically.

Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 10h

The Nixon Foundation's "Architect of Peace" award motto:

Homer Simpson (threatening the Space Coyote): "Look, just give me some inner peace or I'll mop the floor with you."

Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 10h

No, then it falls into the "unknown, experienced" category. It's the final and thinnest one. So if that doesn't work, it might have been Preller's fault the whole time.

Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 10h

AJ Preller has tried unknown, inexperienced managers. He's tried well-known, experienced managers. I forgot there are a couple other categories to choose from. Albert Pujols would fall into the "well-known, inexperienced" one. #Padres

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Just Ben @justanotherben.bsky.social · 21h

Announce a federal bounty on Blue Jays (the actual birds)

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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 21h

"I'm imposing 250% tariffs on any baseball games played outside of the US."

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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 21h

Sorry, Seattle, but you can have the Vedder Cup or a World Series appearance, not both. #ALCS

Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 21h

An entire stadium full of Hallmark Channel movie extras. #ALCS

Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 21h

Whoops. #ALCS

Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 1d

He'll probably declare the dogers winners anyway. And then steal the World Series trophy. It's what he does.

Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 1d

"It can only be a great city if there is no crime."

Yet another insane thing uttered by the Pooper In Chief on camera.

Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 1d

The Law Brothers are so pissed right now.

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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 1d

I want the Skywalker saga to die -- kill it if you have to -- but it's hilarious that the people who were OK with "somehow, Palpatine returned" could not think of a way to bring Ben Solo back.

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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 1d

Adam Driver says he was developing a new Star Wars movie ‘The Hunt for Ben Solo’ with Steven Soderbergh

• Set after ‘The Rise of Skywalker’

• Lucasfilm loved it, but Disney said no — “They didn’t see how Ben Solo was alive”

"It was one of the coolest fucking scripts I've ever been a part of'

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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 1d

Do this shit at Mar-a-Lago. You like it better there anyway, you turd.

Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 1d

Preller: "Whaddaya mean I can't interview the clubhouse attendant from the Rangers' DSL facility?"

Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 1d

May as well throw in Barry Bonds.

Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 1d

Justin Turner, Charlie Blackmon, and David Peralta join coaching staff.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 1d

one of my absolute favorite things is when musicians lose their shit at Republicans for appropriating their songs and I am particularly delighted to see Kenny Loggins joining the list

@NewsJennifer (Jennifer Schulze) @newsjennifer.bsky.social · 1d

Do not under any circumstances cross the King of Yacht Rock.

"This is an unauthorized use of my performance of ‘Danger Zone.’ Nobody asked me for my permission, which I would have denied, and I request that my recording on this video is removed immediately"

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Kenny Loggins Slams Donald Trump for Using ‘Danger Zone’ in AI Video Bombing No Kings Protesters With Poop: ‘I Request That My Recording Is Removed Immediately’

Kenny Loggins has spoken out against Trump using his song "Danger Zone" in a bizarre AI video of him bombing No Kings protesters with fecal matter.

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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 1d

We're finding out in real time what happens when you put a bunch of 12-year old boys in charge.

BNO News @bnonews.com · 1d

White House spokeswoman Karoline Leavitt releases screenshot of her texts with HuffPost reporter S.V. Dáte.

Asked who suggested Budapest as the site of the next Trump-Putin summit, Leavitt said: "Your mom did."