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Scott
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My mind is like a sponge, it soaks everything up. But squeeze it too hard & it all comes out. Ray Kroc is gone, and so is his Ghost.
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December 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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we are the world but its everybody telling quentin tarantino to shut the fuck up
December 6, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I really liked Radiator Springs Racers, but the only time I've ever ridden was via the single rider queue and the FastPasses we had weren't good until like 6pm.

When we went in July, the standby wait was no shorter than 2 hours the entire day and we weren't paying for Lightning Lane.
December 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
In related news, I am resigning as the King of Siam.
December 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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This is how the Grinch was picking up shit
December 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
It's a great day for the "AI is just shitty bullshit for shitty shitbirds" crowd.
bsky.app/profile/dinf...
BREAKING: Trump says he will sign an executive order this week that will limit states’ ability to regulate AI.
December 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I see his portrayal of Sideshow Bob isn't that much of stretch for him.
December 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Why does this photo look like a still from the Genesis “Land of Confusion” video
December 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Jeff Kent? Whatever.
December 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I ordered a couple of #Padres t-shirts off mlbshop on Thursday morning and they were both "eligible" for "Express Delivery," which A) costs $3 more than standard delivery & B) means the shirts were guaranteed to arrive by Monday instead of the 15th.

I didn't select express.
December 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Every year my parents get out the Christmas decorations and every year one/both of them asks out loud, "Where did we put [random thing] last year?"

The answer is ALWAYS, "Where I'd remember where we put it."
December 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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To all the people offended that I used the term Boomer:

Ok boomer
December 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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I have been given the shiny and very real War Stopper Award by
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
December 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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These people make a big show of how they can't be shamed or embarrassed or pressured so you won't notice that if you actually make an effort they do exactly that all the time
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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This is some bullshit. My bid for Warner Bros was completely ignored after some asshole leaked my plans to call it Whatnot Bros.
December 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award

Also Boomers:
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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There's a thread on personal nicknames for players on Reddit, and I had to disclose my shameful nickname for Bob Milacki "Milacki Boom Boom Down"
December 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Hmm, he's a Trumper?
December 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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I know it can feel overwhelming that the president is a war criminal, a bigot, an idiot, a liar, a felon, a fraud, and a sundowning weirdo, but try to keep in mind that he’s also a pedophile.
December 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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It's the 21st century and, as the rest of the industrialized world races to become the leader in planet-friendly technology, the United States is putting everything it's got behind bringing back the Family Truckster. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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I think "financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion" might be the worst thing I've ever read

the competition is strong but it's a real contender
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Insert a movie into another movie

The Hunt for Red October Sky
Batman v. Superman: Dawn of the Dead
It's a Wonderful Life of Pi
Insert a movie into another movie

Master & Commander: The Far Side of the World is Not Enough
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Girl with the Black Pearl Earring
Tequila Sunset Boulevard
Godzilla Minus One From the Heart
The Shape of Waterworld
The Power of the Dog Day Afternoon
Insert a movie into another movie

Things to Do in Denver When You’re
Dead Poet’s Society
December 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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I'm on a roll doing holiday happy mail - if you're a mutual who wants to receive an ACTUAL PHYSICAL CARD this month, message me! (And yes, I have some international stamps so have you covered, outside-U.S. pals!)
a black and white drawing of an envelope with a face inside and the words hi written on it
Alt: A black and white doodle-style drawing of an envelope opening to display a small smiley face inside and the word "Hi!" written on it.
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
All of a sudden I'm seeing commercials for Catholics Come Home dot org and something called "Hallow" (which I'm not even going to investigate). Sometimes back-to-back.

Is this some new "He Gets Us" BS?
December 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM