Scary Mr. Olmec Man
@scarymrolmecman.bsky.social
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Sociopolitical malcontent. Chinese lit sometimes. 我的名字是一个问号。
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Did you hear the rumor that this is all because Timothy Mellon has a crank obsession with her
scarymrolmecman.bsky.social
He's just going fuckin' nuts in the last minute!
scarymrolmecman.bsky.social
Word, no, I get it, I like the idea of getting them to actually just look it up!
scarymrolmecman.bsky.social
lol I kinda like that. Always amazed when I give open-book/open-note exams and they don't just answer IDs by...looking at my powerpoints, which I have uploaded in their entirety to the course website.
scarymrolmecman.bsky.social
Again, you motherfuckers need Confucius
scarymrolmecman.bsky.social
One might even say 君子之德風,小人之德草, 草上之風,必偃
scarymrolmecman.bsky.social
I know this sounds like a wild idea right now, but you're actually supposed to have higher standards for conduct? As the Vice President?
scarymrolmecman.bsky.social
Got the "Shadowy Muslim" photo, huh
scarymrolmecman.bsky.social
We spent most of last week alternating between the NFL and Love Is Blind and you could really feel the brain wrinkles smoothing out, it was so good
scarymrolmecman.bsky.social
lol man, I need to really work through that show, it's so beautiful
scarymrolmecman.bsky.social
"Our fitness-addicted leaders are straight-up giving themselves lead poisoning" would explain so much.
paris.nyc
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
scarymrolmecman.bsky.social
Was making progress on grading and then got plowed off course by "Chef Andrew Gruel, founder of American Gravy Concepts." So sick of living in a Pynchon novel, man.
luriethereal.bsky.social
Time to tune in to some analysis from Antifa expert…Chef Andrew…Gruel?…founder of…American Gravy Concepts?
scarymrolmecman.bsky.social
Like, the problem here, as Pareene outlined in his Charlottesville post, is that this is the answer to the question "What Zoomer could possibly be attracted to what MAGA has to offer them?"
scarymrolmecman.bsky.social
I am only worried to a point about these racist Nazis succeeding Trump because in any scenario in which democracy is preserved in the United States the Zoomers will turn these freaks of their cohort into a permanent minority
scarymrolmecman.bsky.social
In light of the leaks, reupping this Pareene post that remains one of the essential texts to read to understand the Trump era: archive.ph/IL2Ao
archive.ph
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It's fun to watch the NYT and such places anxiously search for signs that he's moderating while he dog whistles to me like this, now I know what it must feel like to be a Republican
scarymrolmecman.bsky.social
Aww geez, RIP D'Angelo, Black Messiah was such a great comeback album
scarymrolmecman.bsky.social
Goddamn it...I mean, I do believe in the Zahn-aissance
scarymrolmecman.bsky.social
They're this close to coming into my goddamn house, grabbing my remote, and making me watch this Chad Powers show.
scarymrolmecman.bsky.social
Once again, being a sports fan is unfortunately helpful for understanding contemporary US. He went from "bad team owner (absentee)" to "bad team owner (constantly meddling). This is a common trajectory.
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brendelbored.bsky.social
Important to note that this isn’t a problem for the billionaire buying media properties. If they make them into successful rightwing propaganda? Cool more money. If it fails? Cool they’ve destroyed one of the few outlets with the resources to investigate them. Either way they achieved their goal
scarymrolmecman.bsky.social
So much of their political identity is built around "don't worry, we're not like *those* freaks."