SatanicPanDick
@satanicpandick.bsky.social
All Cops Are BlueSky
Satanist Anarchist with excellent taste in music. Occasionally very funny. Relapsing shitposter. Sports and Pro Wrestling nerd.
Prefers Bisexual, but the pun was too good.
He/They/Any
Hail Thyself
Praise Jibbers
Satanist Anarchist with excellent taste in music. Occasionally very funny. Relapsing shitposter. Sports and Pro Wrestling nerd.
Prefers Bisexual, but the pun was too good.
He/They/Any
Hail Thyself
Praise Jibbers
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when jet and fletch shifted into that next gear right before the ad break, the tenor of the match seemed to immediately shift to "this could easily be a world title match in a surprisingly few number of years"
December 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
when jet and fletch shifted into that next gear right before the ad break, the tenor of the match seemed to immediately shift to "this could easily be a world title match in a surprisingly few number of years"
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some anti-trans shithead emailed me to say dumb anti-trans shit so i told him what to do
December 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
some anti-trans shithead emailed me to say dumb anti-trans shit so i told him what to do
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SCOOP: The United States Tennis Association (USTA) quietly updated its player eligibility policy to ban trans women from competing as women in their leagues, tournaments and competitions in order to comply with Trump's anti-trans sports executive order. The policy went into effect on Monday.
USTA bans trans athletes from competing as women to comply with Trump executive order
The national tennis governing body's policy change was made with no announcement.
www.thehandbasket.co
December 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
SCOOP: The United States Tennis Association (USTA) quietly updated its player eligibility policy to ban trans women from competing as women in their leagues, tournaments and competitions in order to comply with Trump's anti-trans sports executive order. The policy went into effect on Monday.
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Way to stand up to... *checks notes* 61-year-old recreational players. Good work, USTA. 🙃
December 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Way to stand up to... *checks notes* 61-year-old recreational players. Good work, USTA. 🙃
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Don’t know when people are gonna realize that Meltzer has been out of touch for a while, but I’m gonna screenshot the reaction to him body shaming Cassie Lee when she was in NXT to drive my point home.
November 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Don’t know when people are gonna realize that Meltzer has been out of touch for a while, but I’m gonna screenshot the reaction to him body shaming Cassie Lee when she was in NXT to drive my point home.
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Dynamite Diamond Ring is back and this time around... winner will get an AEW World Championship match in 2026.
• DEC 17: Battle Royale
• DEC 24: Final
• JAN 14: World Title Shot
Credit for images x.com/drainbamager...
#AEW
• DEC 17: Battle Royale
• DEC 24: Final
• JAN 14: World Title Shot
Credit for images x.com/drainbamager...
#AEW
December 4, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Dynamite Diamond Ring is back and this time around... winner will get an AEW World Championship match in 2026.
• DEC 17: Battle Royale
• DEC 24: Final
• JAN 14: World Title Shot
Credit for images x.com/drainbamager...
#AEW
• DEC 17: Battle Royale
• DEC 24: Final
• JAN 14: World Title Shot
Credit for images x.com/drainbamager...
#AEW
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i’m at the taco bell
i’m at the urgent care
i’m at the combination taco bell and urgent care
i’m at the urgent care
i’m at the combination taco bell and urgent care
June 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
i’m at the taco bell
i’m at the urgent care
i’m at the combination taco bell and urgent care
i’m at the urgent care
i’m at the combination taco bell and urgent care
I guess I officially age out of enjoying Bluesky today
(I turned 39)
(I turned 39)
December 4, 2025 at 8:11 AM
I guess I officially age out of enjoying Bluesky today
(I turned 39)
(I turned 39)
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
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“Hangman what’s your favorite Robin Williams movie” #AEWDynamite
December 4, 2025 at 2:57 AM
“Hangman what’s your favorite Robin Williams movie” #AEWDynamite
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You are enough.
(We don’t need more of you.)
(We don’t need more of you.)
December 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
You are enough.
(We don’t need more of you.)
(We don’t need more of you.)
December 4, 2025 at 3:12 AM
December 4, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Mox *Hits a curb stomp*
A million dork ass losers on Facebook: "SEE, I TOLD YOU DEAN WAS COMING BACK TO WWE"
#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼
A million dork ass losers on Facebook: "SEE, I TOLD YOU DEAN WAS COMING BACK TO WWE"
#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Mox *Hits a curb stomp*
A million dork ass losers on Facebook: "SEE, I TOLD YOU DEAN WAS COMING BACK TO WWE"
#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼
A million dork ass losers on Facebook: "SEE, I TOLD YOU DEAN WAS COMING BACK TO WWE"
#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼
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If you know anything about Warhammer 40k lore Claudio wearing less and less of the ribbons is a big deal. They worn as prayers/tributes to the emperor. Seems Claudio is losing faith
December 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
If you know anything about Warhammer 40k lore Claudio wearing less and less of the ribbons is a big deal. They worn as prayers/tributes to the emperor. Seems Claudio is losing faith
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Hangman Page is all, "I fought for THREE YEARS and I fought Ospreay and Fletcher and EVERYONE ON THIS ROSTER to get back to that championship and the reason I lose is HOOK?!"
And I'm just like, dude, I KNOW right????
😤
#AEWDynamite
And I'm just like, dude, I KNOW right????
😤
#AEWDynamite
December 4, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Hangman Page is all, "I fought for THREE YEARS and I fought Ospreay and Fletcher and EVERYONE ON THIS ROSTER to get back to that championship and the reason I lose is HOOK?!"
And I'm just like, dude, I KNOW right????
😤
#AEWDynamite
And I'm just like, dude, I KNOW right????
😤
#AEWDynamite
Renee Paquette: "I actually spoke with Jon Moxley earlier today..."
Me, at home: I mean, yeah. I'd hope so 😂
#AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼
Me, at home: I mean, yeah. I'd hope so 😂
#AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼
December 4, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Renee Paquette: "I actually spoke with Jon Moxley earlier today..."
Me, at home: I mean, yeah. I'd hope so 😂
#AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼
Me, at home: I mean, yeah. I'd hope so 😂
#AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼
Don Callis insults Renee a lot for a man whose client Konosuke Takeshita is guaranteed to fight Jon Moxley in the immediate future...
Just saying. 😬
#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼
Just saying. 😬
#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼
December 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Don Callis insults Renee a lot for a man whose client Konosuke Takeshita is guaranteed to fight Jon Moxley in the immediate future...
Just saying. 😬
#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼
Just saying. 😬
#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼
December 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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*SPOOKY PERVERTS
Autocorrect is NOT in The Dark Order
Autocorrect is NOT in The Dark Order
December 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
*SPOOKY PERVERTS
Autocorrect is NOT in The Dark Order
Autocorrect is NOT in The Dark Order
December 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM
WE'RE FIGHTING FOR JAY WHITE!!!
WE'RE FIGHTING FOR MY BROTHER WHO'S SITTING AT HOME!!!
WE'RE FIGHTING FOR ACE AUSTIN... (Who's not hurt, we just don't know where he wandered off to)
#AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼
WE'RE FIGHTING FOR MY BROTHER WHO'S SITTING AT HOME!!!
WE'RE FIGHTING FOR ACE AUSTIN... (Who's not hurt, we just don't know where he wandered off to)
#AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼
December 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
WE'RE FIGHTING FOR JAY WHITE!!!
WE'RE FIGHTING FOR MY BROTHER WHO'S SITTING AT HOME!!!
WE'RE FIGHTING FOR ACE AUSTIN... (Who's not hurt, we just don't know where he wandered off to)
#AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼
WE'RE FIGHTING FOR MY BROTHER WHO'S SITTING AT HOME!!!
WE'RE FIGHTING FOR ACE AUSTIN... (Who's not hurt, we just don't know where he wandered off to)
#AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼