SatanicPanDick
@satanicpandick.bsky.social
All Cops Are BlueSky
Satanist Anarchist with excellent taste in music. Occasionally very funny. Relapsing shitposter. Sports and Pro Wrestling nerd.
Prefers Bisexual, but the pun was too good.
He/They/Any
Hail Thyself
Praise Jibbers
Satanist Anarchist with excellent taste in music. Occasionally very funny. Relapsing shitposter. Sports and Pro Wrestling nerd.
Prefers Bisexual, but the pun was too good.
He/They/Any
Hail Thyself
Praise Jibbers
I still believe in Gene Roddenberry’s vision for the future
December 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I still believe in Gene Roddenberry’s vision for the future
Spending my birthday with a lamb bratwurst, potatoes, and a porter
December 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Spending my birthday with a lamb bratwurst, potatoes, and a porter
I was thinking this but even sadder (alt text 😉)
December 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I was thinking this but even sadder (alt text 😉)
Why do these idiots always feel the need to make everything some grand fucking conspiracy?
I assure you, it's really not that deep.
They want money, and this is just the current grift. They don't care about how smart you think you are or how dumb you think they want you to be.
I assure you, it's really not that deep.
They want money, and this is just the current grift. They don't care about how smart you think you are or how dumb you think they want you to be.
December 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Why do these idiots always feel the need to make everything some grand fucking conspiracy?
I assure you, it's really not that deep.
They want money, and this is just the current grift. They don't care about how smart you think you are or how dumb you think they want you to be.
I assure you, it's really not that deep.
They want money, and this is just the current grift. They don't care about how smart you think you are or how dumb you think they want you to be.
Me: "This edible ain't shit!"
Me, five minutes later:
Me, five minutes later:
November 28, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Me: "This edible ain't shit!"
Me, five minutes later:
Me, five minutes later:
Though to be fair, I didn't notice you were in the News tab. Investing Nigeria is coming up as 5th there, not at all for main Google result.
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Though to be fair, I didn't notice you were in the News tab. Investing Nigeria is coming up as 5th there, not at all for main Google result.
Fair, though it looks like your original result may have just been infiltrated by scummy SEO tactics from that investing site due likely to how recent and breaking the story was.
Here's mine using your prompt from a few minutes ago.
Here's mine using your prompt from a few minutes ago.
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Fair, though it looks like your original result may have just been infiltrated by scummy SEO tactics from that investing site due likely to how recent and breaking the story was.
Here's mine using your prompt from a few minutes ago.
Here's mine using your prompt from a few minutes ago.
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Blocked for pointing out a true fact.
That Ari Cohn is a fucking hypocrite trying to gain clout of a dead teenager.
That Ari Cohn is a fucking hypocrite trying to gain clout of a dead teenager.
November 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Blocked for pointing out a true fact.
That Ari Cohn is a fucking hypocrite trying to gain clout of a dead teenager.
That Ari Cohn is a fucking hypocrite trying to gain clout of a dead teenager.
So, how's everyone else's Friday?
November 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
So, how's everyone else's Friday?
what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 5:40 AM
what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Best Women's Blood and Guts so far...
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Best Women's Blood and Guts so far...
WE FUCKING DID IT SICKOS!!!
SUCK IT, NORMIES!!! BLOOD AND GUTS RULES BLUESKY DISCOURSE!!!
#AEW #WrestleSky
SUCK IT, NORMIES!!! BLOOD AND GUTS RULES BLUESKY DISCOURSE!!!
#AEW #WrestleSky
November 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
WE FUCKING DID IT SICKOS!!!
SUCK IT, NORMIES!!! BLOOD AND GUTS RULES BLUESKY DISCOURSE!!!
#AEW #WrestleSky
SUCK IT, NORMIES!!! BLOOD AND GUTS RULES BLUESKY DISCOURSE!!!
#AEW #WrestleSky
November 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Read the Alt Text for the explanation as to why George Bush was photographed from shoulder up
November 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Read the Alt Text for the explanation as to why George Bush was photographed from shoulder up
Splurged on a "little" (it's fucking huge) treat for myself
November 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Splurged on a "little" (it's fucking huge) treat for myself
Screenshot in case they delete this post
November 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Screenshot in case they delete this post
Well, at least you're the embodiment of your bio.
Now kindly go fuck yourself off a cliff.
Now kindly go fuck yourself off a cliff.
October 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Well, at least you're the embodiment of your bio.
Now kindly go fuck yourself off a cliff.
Now kindly go fuck yourself off a cliff.
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
(If I'm wrong, I'll go even more niche, but these two games filled so much of my free time during almost all of high school and I LOVE THEM.)
(If I'm wrong, I'll go even more niche, but these two games filled so much of my free time during almost all of high school and I LOVE THEM.)
October 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
(If I'm wrong, I'll go even more niche, but these two games filled so much of my free time during almost all of high school and I LOVE THEM.)
(If I'm wrong, I'll go even more niche, but these two games filled so much of my free time during almost all of high school and I LOVE THEM.)
Oh no, it was until it wasn't! Note the hair part
October 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Oh no, it was until it wasn't! Note the hair part
