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SatanicPanDick
@satanicpandick.bsky.social
All Cops Are BlueSky

Satanist Anarchist with excellent taste in music. Occasionally very funny. Relapsing shitposter. Sports and Pro Wrestling nerd.

Prefers Bisexual, but the pun was too good.

He/They/Any
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when jet and fletch shifted into that next gear right before the ad break, the tenor of the match seemed to immediately shift to "this could easily be a world title match in a surprisingly few number of years"
December 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I was thinking this but even sadder (alt text 😉)
December 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
It's her Wheeler Yuta moment
December 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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some anti-trans shithead emailed me to say dumb anti-trans shit so i told him what to do
December 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
That's basically the best aftercare
December 4, 2025 at 3:23 PM
You're about to make me change my name to "AWAY" 👉👈
December 4, 2025 at 7:32 AM
It really isn't, you just don't pay attention to what you listen to.
December 4, 2025 at 7:24 AM
The vast majority of this website has all performatively made hating Spotify Wrapped their entire personality over the last 24 hours, but please do keep thinking you're special
December 4, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I did say "some". But I'm sure if we all vote hard enough the billionaire royalty will all come to their senses and turn babyface... 🙄
December 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Bruh, the last time Republicans had a spine they were using it for lynchings
December 4, 2025 at 4:37 AM
When the hell was that!?
December 4, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I mean, I like your plan. I just think the French Revolution has some good ideas is all...
December 4, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Eddie storming the ring with a can of gas and a weapon that's likely illegal in 12 states just to save his forever brother from a Death Riders murder 🥹
December 4, 2025 at 3:21 AM
THIS ONE WAS SO GOOD TOO
December 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM