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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 16h

Publix I've been to in Florida before. I could have done that sentence better

TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 16h

after visiting a Food City in Tennessee and an Ingles in North Carolina I can now say we don't do grocery stores worth a shit in Indiana or Michigan

TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 16h

I was! saw a black bear in the Blue Ridge Parkway, basically the best day of my life

Sunlight Express @cowboyshit4.bsky.social · 16h

You on the Blue Ridge Parkway? That looks like BRP signage.

TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 17h

great job, Joe

TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 21h

I gotta tell you, I haven't been everywhere. I haven't been a ton of places, even. But this is the most beautiful goddamn place I've ever been.

TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 23h

🙌

TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 1d

listening to George Jones's "Who's Gonna Fill Their Shoes" again this morning and I have terrible news for him

TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 1d

got Bojangles AND Zaxby's. gonna ruin this AirBNB.

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let's go

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Discontinued FOoOoOoOods! 🎃🍫👻🍬 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 2d

Day #138: Dragon's Lair (1983)

A yellow metal lunchbox, with the image of a green dragon spraying fire at a man and woman huddled behind a sword and shield, surrounded by piles of gold, under the words "Dragon's Lair"

A yellow metal lunchbox with the image of a knight holding a sword, surrounded by fire and a host of hostile creatures such as skeletons, a snake, and a dragon

TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 2d

I have Atlanta local TV at the moment and I'm watching local news. Wild to hear people talk about the Falcons with legitimate interest.

TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 2d

stopped at a RaceTrac. this place kicks so much ass. I'm moving.

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Indiana is horrendous to drive through

TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 2d

it really is like crossing zones in WoW

TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 2d

(actually just passing through on way to Tennessee but either way I already feel a great sense of relief)

TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 2d

now it's time to do some proper living

TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 3d

an hour ago in north-central Indiana I thought, there is a quiet beauty on the road, seeing the sun come up over gently rolling farmland

an hour later and headed south, I have had it with this gently rolling fucking farmland. get me to goddamn Kentucky already.

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Ian Happ? I call him Pee N' Crapp.

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making a road trip playlist with spotify and when you add a song, it tells you other playlists you have that song on. and it is shocking how many playlists to which i've added "santeria," a song i never think about otherwise

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Robert O'Neill @robertoneill31.latenightgrin.com · 3d

a man says " evil dies tonight " in front of a cdc sign

ALT: a man says " evil dies tonight " in front of a cdc sign

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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 4d

good god. unreal.

TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 4d

I need a blooper and Raleigh chugging that big fat ass around third for a nail-biter at the plate