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"Chicagoland"
December 1, 2025 at 4:54 AM
December 1, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Today's edition of "You're Not Doing That Move Worth a Shit with Gorilla Monsoon"
December 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
November 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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New AEW criticisms following #SurvivorSeries

"The best punches have a lot of daylight."

"Cage matches shouldn't have blood."

"The more choreographed, the better."

"Doing the same spot, the exact same way every year is exciting and doesn't show a lack of effort and creativity."

#wrestlesky
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Ivan Koloff looking sick as hell
November 30, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I mean Kobe traveled around this great nation shooting 36% for a 17-win team and being told how great he is, that's about the same
November 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
hearing WWE has figured out their crowds are 75% there to record themselves reacting to entrances and they've given War Games entrances instead of shark cages
November 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Hulk Hogan faces his Gravest Challenge against the undefeated (no) Undertaker in the first-ever Survivor Series to feature anything other than a Survivor Series match, but don't worry! There's lots of half-hearted Survivor Series matches, too!
Classic Review: WWF Survivor Series 1991
Hulk Hogan faces his Gravest Challenge against the undefeated (no) Undertaker in the first-ever Survivor Series to feature anything other than a Survivor Series match, but don't worry! There's lots of...
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November 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
November 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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this was cool the first 5 times she did it, but idk man, every war games match she's in??
Iyo Sky's garbage can spot
November 30, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I hope this big fella, who stood up on a front row chair while double fisting drinks in order to get into the hard cam shot, is still kickin in the Detroit area and that he has enjoyed Dan Campbell's tenure as Lions head coach
November 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
November 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
what I want for Christmas: 85" TV

what I'm going to get:
November 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
November 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
one of these years I'm gonna get this sweater to wear to Thanksgiving
November 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
"Bayley tallied up a total of 10 minutes of playing time. She did not score in the game but had one shot attempt."

can't ball like Dusty
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"

"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
November 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
they're calling it the most unappealing event in sports-entertainment history
November 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
November 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
therefore therefore therefore therefore
November 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
November 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Michigan may have lost its three games against good opponents this season, but i do still think they should be considered for the playoff due to the fact that what if they didn't play oklahoma? then what? and also what if they didn't draw USC this year in conference play? Then what? Makes ya think
November 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
fuck sports
November 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM