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Today's edition of "You're Not Doing That Move Worth a Shit with Gorilla Monsoon"
December 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Today's edition of "You're Not Doing That Move Worth a Shit with Gorilla Monsoon"
Ivan Koloff looking sick as hell
November 30, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Ivan Koloff looking sick as hell
I mean Kobe traveled around this great nation shooting 36% for a 17-win team and being told how great he is, that's about the same
November 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I mean Kobe traveled around this great nation shooting 36% for a 17-win team and being told how great he is, that's about the same
I hope this big fella, who stood up on a front row chair while double fisting drinks in order to get into the hard cam shot, is still kickin in the Detroit area and that he has enjoyed Dan Campbell's tenure as Lions head coach
November 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I hope this big fella, who stood up on a front row chair while double fisting drinks in order to get into the hard cam shot, is still kickin in the Detroit area and that he has enjoyed Dan Campbell's tenure as Lions head coach
what I want for Christmas: 85" TV
what I'm going to get:
what I'm going to get:
November 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
what I want for Christmas: 85" TV
what I'm going to get:
what I'm going to get:
one of these years I'm gonna get this sweater to wear to Thanksgiving
November 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
one of these years I'm gonna get this sweater to wear to Thanksgiving
therefore therefore therefore therefore
November 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
therefore therefore therefore therefore
The Big Barb is back
November 29, 2025 at 4:45 AM
The Big Barb is back
OH FUCK BARBARO CAVERNARIO WINS IT! BARBARO CAVERNARIO WINS IT! BARBARO CAVERNARIO WINS IT!
November 29, 2025 at 4:44 AM
OH FUCK BARBARO CAVERNARIO WINS IT! BARBARO CAVERNARIO WINS IT! BARBARO CAVERNARIO WINS IT!