Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN
@saraterror.bsky.social
Murdery unicorn. Horror writer & reader. Herder of feral cats. Disabled badass (pudendal neuralgia, severe light sensitivity). Survivor. ADHD chaos muppet. Queen of seahorse penises. Queer. Boob monster. Face biter.
Pinned
I will never regret getting this tattoo.
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December 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The Muppet battle in GEN V is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
December 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The Muppet battle in GEN V is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
Ah yes, I've reached one of the hallmarks of cat ownership: pulling poop out of your cat's butt fluff.
a woman says so much fun while holding a book
Alt: A blonde woman sarcastically yelling SO MUCH FUN!
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December 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Ah yes, I've reached one of the hallmarks of cat ownership: pulling poop out of your cat's butt fluff.
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I saw a lot of people posting their favorite cover songs and thought I’d add mine to the mix
December 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I saw a lot of people posting their favorite cover songs and thought I’d add mine to the mix
When cats lick you, is it like kisses with dogs? Or are they just sampling you to find out what you'll taste like when they eventually eat your corpse?
December 13, 2025 at 1:18 AM
When cats lick you, is it like kisses with dogs? Or are they just sampling you to find out what you'll taste like when they eventually eat your corpse?
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exactlyyyyyy
Earlier he got in the dog kennel and I almost died
Earlier he got in the dog kennel and I almost died
December 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
exactlyyyyyy
Earlier he got in the dog kennel and I almost died
Earlier he got in the dog kennel and I almost died
Yumyan Hammerpaw paid me a visit, so enjoy these photos of father and son.
December 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Yumyan Hammerpaw paid me a visit, so enjoy these photos of father and son.
You will have to pry playing Time Machine by Robyn on repeat from my cold, dead hands.
December 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
You will have to pry playing Time Machine by Robyn on repeat from my cold, dead hands.
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every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season
December 14, 2024 at 5:06 PM
every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season
Sometimes my cat acts like he wants to play, but what he really wants is for me to just gently place toys on his face.
December 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Sometimes my cat acts like he wants to play, but what he really wants is for me to just gently place toys on his face.
The cat thinks he's found the perfect hiding place and camouflage.
December 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
The cat thinks he's found the perfect hiding place and camouflage.
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all i'm saying is that there were better options
December 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
all i'm saying is that there were better options
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you’re crying, you’re literally sculpted in the ancient goddess aphrodite’s image with soft tummies and thighs, and you’re crying
December 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
you’re crying, you’re literally sculpted in the ancient goddess aphrodite’s image with soft tummies and thighs, and you’re crying
When you go through a bad breakup, you get to have a Junji Ito UZUMAKI rug, right? That's how the universe works, right?
December 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
When you go through a bad breakup, you get to have a Junji Ito UZUMAKI rug, right? That's how the universe works, right?
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'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed
December 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed
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the gayest most mafioso interview i have ever seen and i love them both. if you've got agent provocateur money, you better wear it for yourself. 🥰
December 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
the gayest most mafioso interview i have ever seen and i love them both. if you've got agent provocateur money, you better wear it for yourself. 🥰
Ohhhhjh my god, I did not contemplate the collision between kitten and PTSD startle response. Floof's gonna be the death of me.
December 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Ohhhhjh my god, I did not contemplate the collision between kitten and PTSD startle response. Floof's gonna be the death of me.
I had to break up with someone I love and when my heart is broken, I need the cozy horror of the Gravekeeper series by Darcy Coates. (Yes, Zoe is eerily similar to my cartoonish ass. This has been pointed out to me before.) I'm also going to lean even harder into being a cat lady now.
December 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I had to break up with someone I love and when my heart is broken, I need the cozy horror of the Gravekeeper series by Darcy Coates. (Yes, Zoe is eerily similar to my cartoonish ass. This has been pointed out to me before.) I'm also going to lean even harder into being a cat lady now.
Has any veterinary appointment in the history of veterinary appointments ever started on time? Asking for my crippled ass, which is in agony after sitting on this bench for 40 minutes.
December 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Has any veterinary appointment in the history of veterinary appointments ever started on time? Asking for my crippled ass, which is in agony after sitting on this bench for 40 minutes.
ATTENTION: A CAT IS NOW WATCHING THE CAT SHOW
December 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
ATTENTION: A CAT IS NOW WATCHING THE CAT SHOW
I've always wanted a cat that loves me so much it follows me everywhere. And the universe laughed and said "One endless tripping hazard coming right up."
December 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I've always wanted a cat that loves me so much it follows me everywhere. And the universe laughed and said "One endless tripping hazard coming right up."
Cat: Can I sit on your lap?
Me: Awww you're so cute, of course you can.
Cat: SO I CAN BITE IT!
Me: Awww you're so cute, of course you can.
Cat: SO I CAN BITE IT!
December 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Cat: Can I sit on your lap?
Me: Awww you're so cute, of course you can.
Cat: SO I CAN BITE IT!
Me: Awww you're so cute, of course you can.
Cat: SO I CAN BITE IT!
It's so funny when your cat's favorite toy is the string on the hoodie you're wearing, until approximately twenty thousand overenthusiastic claws sink into your boob.
December 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
It's so funny when your cat's favorite toy is the string on the hoodie you're wearing, until approximately twenty thousand overenthusiastic claws sink into your boob.
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When I take a nap with the feral kitten I rescued, he insists on holding hands. I have to hold one of his paws and/or he rests his paw on my hand. Last night he full-on wrapped his front legs around my arm and pulled it down to make a pillow for his head 🥹
December 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
When I take a nap with the feral kitten I rescued, he insists on holding hands. I have to hold one of his paws and/or he rests his paw on my hand. Last night he full-on wrapped his front legs around my arm and pulled it down to make a pillow for his head 🥹