Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN
@saraterror.bsky.social
Murdery unicorn. Horror writer & reader. Herder of feral cats. Disabled badass (pudendal neuralgia, severe light sensitivity). Survivor. ADHD chaos muppet. Queen of seahorse penises. Queer. Boob monster. Face biter.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
In my wise mid-40s I have embraced the white lady chicken beak non-existence of my upper lip, and honestly it plays well with my anime face. I want to get a time machine and take the lipliner away from 30s Sara. Girl, let it go. Be free.
November 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
In my wise mid-40s I have embraced the white lady chicken beak non-existence of my upper lip, and honestly it plays well with my anime face. I want to get a time machine and take the lipliner away from 30s Sara. Girl, let it go. Be free.
Change in plans. Needed the backup hood I keep at my mom’s to shield my peripheral vision when my light sensitivity gets bad. What the fuck animal is this supposed to be? Werewolf? Ewok?
November 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Change in plans. Needed the backup hood I keep at my mom’s to shield my peripheral vision when my light sensitivity gets bad. What the fuck animal is this supposed to be? Werewolf? Ewok?
I hope so
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I hope so
I really was so sad.
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I really was so sad.
Reposted by Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN
I gave my mom what I thought was a soup-themed bath bomb some years back, but it was actually soup. She had to call my dad in to get her out of the greasy tub.
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I gave my mom what I thought was a soup-themed bath bomb some years back, but it was actually soup. She had to call my dad in to get her out of the greasy tub.
She realized that bathroom is under construction and just wanted to help.
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
She realized that bathroom is under construction and just wanted to help.
I like that this confirms her cartoonish proportions and my belief that half of her legs are feet.
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I like that this confirms her cartoonish proportions and my belief that half of her legs are feet.
You have to pay a subscription to get the beep.
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Very baby
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Very baby
Poop conductor. I should have said poop conductor. Damn it.
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Poop conductor. I should have said poop conductor. Damn it.
Cat tax: the poop maestro herself, looking silly in no way whatsoever.
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Cat tax: the poop maestro herself, looking silly in no way whatsoever.