Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN
@saraterror.bsky.social
Murdery unicorn. Horror writer & reader. Herder of feral cats. Disabled badass (pudendal neuralgia, severe light sensitivity). Survivor. ADHD chaos muppet. Queen of seahorse penises. Queer. Boob monster. Face biter.
Nandi Floof’s father stole her toy and she looks so betrayed
November 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Nandi Floof’s father stole her toy and she looks so betrayed
Big daddy Yumyan materialized to show his daughter everything is cool and she’s safe. Very helpful to get the much-sought Hammerpaw endorsement.
November 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Big daddy Yumyan materialized to show his daughter everything is cool and she’s safe. Very helpful to get the much-sought Hammerpaw endorsement.
KITTY PROGRESS!!!
She has emerged from under the chair. She has defeated churus and eaten cat food. She has played with a toy, drank water, and used the litter box. Most of all she has purred and purred and purred and luxuriated in being pet. My phone is broken so her purrs aren’t very audible here
She has emerged from under the chair. She has defeated churus and eaten cat food. She has played with a toy, drank water, and used the litter box. Most of all she has purred and purred and purred and luxuriated in being pet. My phone is broken so her purrs aren’t very audible here
November 22, 2025 at 4:23 PM
KITTY PROGRESS!!!
She has emerged from under the chair. She has defeated churus and eaten cat food. She has played with a toy, drank water, and used the litter box. Most of all she has purred and purred and purred and luxuriated in being pet. My phone is broken so her purrs aren’t very audible here
She has emerged from under the chair. She has defeated churus and eaten cat food. She has played with a toy, drank water, and used the litter box. Most of all she has purred and purred and purred and luxuriated in being pet. My phone is broken so her purrs aren’t very audible here
I’m trying to figure out who I need to keep my eyes on. I’m hoping kittens are born in a place I can reach. I cannot crawl into a blackberry bush.
As thanks for your help, please enjoy some Doofus time.
Alt text: A tuxedo cat lounging in a bed, cleaning his foot & being really cute in general.
As thanks for your help, please enjoy some Doofus time.
Alt text: A tuxedo cat lounging in a bed, cleaning his foot & being really cute in general.
November 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I’m trying to figure out who I need to keep my eyes on. I’m hoping kittens are born in a place I can reach. I cannot crawl into a blackberry bush.
As thanks for your help, please enjoy some Doofus time.
Alt text: A tuxedo cat lounging in a bed, cleaning his foot & being really cute in general.
As thanks for your help, please enjoy some Doofus time.
Alt text: A tuxedo cat lounging in a bed, cleaning his foot & being really cute in general.
I gave them a toy.
This is very much a video taken by a visually impaired person, but still. Cats! Toy!
(My phone is broken so there’s no sound. Alt text: A bunch of feral cats on my porch gather around a hot pink toy I just gave them. They are fascinated by it in an extremely cat fashion.)
This is very much a video taken by a visually impaired person, but still. Cats! Toy!
(My phone is broken so there’s no sound. Alt text: A bunch of feral cats on my porch gather around a hot pink toy I just gave them. They are fascinated by it in an extremely cat fashion.)
November 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I gave them a toy.
This is very much a video taken by a visually impaired person, but still. Cats! Toy!
(My phone is broken so there’s no sound. Alt text: A bunch of feral cats on my porch gather around a hot pink toy I just gave them. They are fascinated by it in an extremely cat fashion.)
This is very much a video taken by a visually impaired person, but still. Cats! Toy!
(My phone is broken so there’s no sound. Alt text: A bunch of feral cats on my porch gather around a hot pink toy I just gave them. They are fascinated by it in an extremely cat fashion.)