Samuel
@samwellgnarly.bsky.social
Now the main place to talk about Pickles — I also like gardening, music, and labor rights. He/Him
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“Art is an evolutionary act. The shape of art and its role in society is constantly changing. At no point is art static. There are no rules” — Raymond Salvatore Harmon
December 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
“Art is an evolutionary act. The shape of art and its role in society is constantly changing. At no point is art static. There are no rules” — Raymond Salvatore Harmon
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*playing a California Raisins record for a friend* Pretty good right? These are raisins playing all the instruments
November 7, 2024 at 10:11 PM
*playing a California Raisins record for a friend* Pretty good right? These are raisins playing all the instruments
Working on my grumpy mumblings for when I’m old
December 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Working on my grumpy mumblings for when I’m old
“That’s hard kombucha! That’s Jared Leto’s hard kombucha”
December 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
“That’s hard kombucha! That’s Jared Leto’s hard kombucha”
Dog won’t come inside
December 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Dog won’t come inside
I bought long johns like an old timey prospector and I’ve gotta say my cold weather comfort has gone through the roof
December 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I bought long johns like an old timey prospector and I’ve gotta say my cold weather comfort has gone through the roof
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we’re about to start 10 wars and recruits think Penn State is a riskier choice than the Army
If Penn State doesn’t land a bring-a-roster head coach, this is… uh… yeah this might get rough.
December 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
we’re about to start 10 wars and recruits think Penn State is a riskier choice than the Army
Put together a new Guy
November 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Put together a new Guy
Reaching a level of drunk where I want to buy a Ford Bronco
November 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Reaching a level of drunk where I want to buy a Ford Bronco
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at some point you’ll finally accept it’s become an unc walk
November 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
at some point you’ll finally accept it’s become an unc walk
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probably feels pretty nice to forget what the Bush 2 era was like, but if you dwell on it forever there's way more jokes in Arrested Development
Watching the funeral of VP Dick Cheney and listening to his daughter, Congresswoman Liz Cheney, speak. One can only hope that this GOP will find its democratic compass again and reject all things fascist. I didn’t always agree with VP Cheney BUT he was antifa. He always put country over party.RIP🙏
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 AM
probably feels pretty nice to forget what the Bush 2 era was like, but if you dwell on it forever there's way more jokes in Arrested Development
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Ronald McDonald should start saying this in McDonald’s commercials
"Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who is now the Secretary of Health and Human Services, had written to my then-fiancé. “Drink from me Love.”"
November 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Ronald McDonald should start saying this in McDonald’s commercials
I can never laugh at funko pop people again, because of the joy that seeing my guys all stacked up gave me
November 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I can never laugh at funko pop people again, because of the joy that seeing my guys all stacked up gave me
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Whether it’s Donald Trump saying J.B. Pritzker should be in jail or Donald Trump being convicted of 36 felonies but not going to jail because the American people re-elected him as president, both sides have been linked to jail time.
October 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Whether it’s Donald Trump saying J.B. Pritzker should be in jail or Donald Trump being convicted of 36 felonies but not going to jail because the American people re-elected him as president, both sides have been linked to jail time.
The Disney plus version of rocky horror cuts out the song “superheroes” from the end and I’m pisssssst off
October 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The Disney plus version of rocky horror cuts out the song “superheroes” from the end and I’m pisssssst off
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this is basically portland's version of a haka
Portland enacts emergency powers of nudity to check federal overreach.
October 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
this is basically portland's version of a haka
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I have been haunted by this statement all day www.kgw.com/article/news...
September 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I have been haunted by this statement all day www.kgw.com/article/news...
All the clips of USA dramas on short form video platforms, mocking the spirit of quibi
September 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
All the clips of USA dramas on short form video platforms, mocking the spirit of quibi
I require the zestaburger
McDonald's Double Zestaburger (1992-1992): With the exploding popularity of salsa in the early 90's, McDonald's released this limited edition sandwich, featuring 2 beef patties, pepper jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, & salsa mayo. Seen here in a rare image from the archives of @consumertc.bsky.social
September 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I require the zestaburger
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It's genuinely so funny that any news outlet is letting Jentleson define himself as "Harry Reid's former Aide" and not "Chief of staff of John Fetterman"
Fake journalism man lol
Fake journalism man lol
September 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
It's genuinely so funny that any news outlet is letting Jentleson define himself as "Harry Reid's former Aide" and not "Chief of staff of John Fetterman"
Fake journalism man lol
Fake journalism man lol
Sonic app telling me to look out for corn dog deals tomorrow, so I don’t make other plans
September 16, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Sonic app telling me to look out for corn dog deals tomorrow, so I don’t make other plans
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peasant 1: hey did you see my hoe anywhere
peasant: your hoe? I can't find my axe
the Troublesome Friar, laughing from the church tower: try doing your vital farming work now, fools!
peasant 1: oh man. Not that Troublesome Friar again. Damn
peasant: your hoe? I can't find my axe
the Troublesome Friar, laughing from the church tower: try doing your vital farming work now, fools!
peasant 1: oh man. Not that Troublesome Friar again. Damn
September 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
peasant 1: hey did you see my hoe anywhere
peasant: your hoe? I can't find my axe
the Troublesome Friar, laughing from the church tower: try doing your vital farming work now, fools!
peasant 1: oh man. Not that Troublesome Friar again. Damn
peasant: your hoe? I can't find my axe
the Troublesome Friar, laughing from the church tower: try doing your vital farming work now, fools!
peasant 1: oh man. Not that Troublesome Friar again. Damn
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This is trans rights, too. There is no viable position for the Democrats other than “trans rights are human rights.” Trying to triangulate a position where you throw trans people under the bus “just a little” to woo swing voters only feeds the right’s argument that trans people are a threat 1/x
Tapping the sign
September 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
This is trans rights, too. There is no viable position for the Democrats other than “trans rights are human rights.” Trying to triangulate a position where you throw trans people under the bus “just a little” to woo swing voters only feeds the right’s argument that trans people are a threat 1/x
Being a born in the wrong generation guy but just because I think I’d thrive in the social scene of an Internet cafe
September 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Being a born in the wrong generation guy but just because I think I’d thrive in the social scene of an Internet cafe