Saltbearer
saltbearer.newgrounds.com
Saltbearer
@saltbearer.newgrounds.com
fine ugh I'll make a bluesky but we'd better get to do css crimes here someday • okay but for real now uhhh I do music and hopefully I'll do other notable things later https://saltlinks.carrd.co
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I can't fit this into four alt-text fields neatly enough, so I've copied the text over to Dreamwidth: saltbearer.dreamwidth.org/1981.html
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Yearly LoTR watch with the bf
February 10, 2026 at 7:47 AM
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February 10, 2026 at 9:19 AM
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trying to cover up the speed boost in my apartment that just launches you into a wall really hard but the rug just goes whooshing down the hall
May 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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I feel like she wants me to throw batteries at her
February 10, 2026 at 4:08 AM
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My schedule's opening up a bit in a few weeks. If anyone has some music they're making to benefit Minneapolis and/or people negatively impacted by the fascist nightmare we're facing, I'd be happy to do some pro-bono mixing and/or mastering. Hit me up with your project and let's talk details.
February 10, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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It could be really bad for Discord if Californians contact the office of the Attorney General to report the potential violations of CCPA and CALOPPA citing the recent breach from a few months back where 1.5tb of user data and millions of IDs were leaked, but who can say for sure?
February 9, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.
February 8, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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February 8, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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If you're a business owner who fires someone you have assigned to an overseas job and you don't buy them a plane ticket home you should actually go to prison
Former Washington Post journalists have launched a GoFundMe to help repatriate fired staff members who are effectively stranded in foreign countries.

One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home.

Abolish the billionaire class:
Donate to Support for Washington Post international employees, organized by Michelle Lee
Among the hundreds of journalists laid off by The Washington Post on … Michelle Lee needs your support for Support for Washington Post international employees
www.gofundme.com
February 8, 2026 at 1:44 PM
okay pisshearts here's a second #fawm track for #fawm2026 that's some #experimental #electronic #dance #music made with #SunVox if I had to guess I'm just guessing I'm just guessing I'm just guessing I'm just guessing I'm just guessing I'm just guessing I'm just guessing

fawm.org/songs/321831
"Transtapuence" (by @ouorri)
everything I do for FAWM 2026 is to be made on my phone, listening only with its built-in mono speaker
fawm.org
February 8, 2026 at 4:03 PM
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For anyone who needs cheering up... here's Britain's smallest bird having a bath today in a woodland puddle. 😁😍🐦❤️
#birds 🪶
February 7, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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I was having a genuine serious conversation with Vi in the car today and then apropros of nothing I dropped that I woke up from a dream this morning that the game grumps finally started dating on him
February 7, 2026 at 7:23 AM
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some things will never change #art
February 7, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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leftist Marilyn Manson got his libs removed so he could meet his own societal needs
February 7, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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After whatever happened to this poor bastard before he got shot with an RPG, being blown up by an RPG would’ve been a mercy
February 7, 2026 at 3:41 AM
oh yeah uh.

fawm.org/songs/320723

I'm did a hella #fawm February album Writing 2026 month #fawm2026 #2012 video gamno wait musician program computer (smartsphone)

Im make doind SMART PHONE SPEAK ER MUSIC
"Murk Inside The Blessings In The Murk" (by @ouorri)
doesn't embed huh.
fawm.org
February 6, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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...no firefox that's definitely not what i fucking meant. huh???
February 6, 2026 at 11:11 AM
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February 5, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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WELP.

I rushed to get clarification from my building manager on this, they're holding the file until next Friday but they said I need to be paid up IN FULL by then or else it's game over.

I'm going to figure out a game plan by then but til then I'm gonna need to cash in some shitterluck tokens now
February 5, 2026 at 6:51 PM
*bouncing up and down as with any opportunity to mention how SunVox runs on Like Anything and is free or close to it depending on platform and very Cool and Good and Strong and Knowable if one is willing to sink into its VSTless abyss (pain of which offset by MetaModules)*

warmplace.ru/soft/sunvox/
WarmPlace.ru. SunVox Modular Music Studio
warmplace.ru
February 5, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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"elite barbarism" gonna be a useful phrase going forward, I feel
February 5, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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Charlie Brown had hoes *at* Stonewall. And you can be damn sure they weren't voting there.
February 5, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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February 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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Old Man Whistling While Slapping Knee Once Again Sweeps Grammys https://theonion.com/old-man-whistling-while-slapping-knee-once-again-sweeps-1851226320/
February 2, 2026 at 3:00 AM