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Bobson Dugnutt
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Lead singer and driver of the Winnebago. Don’t wanna die in a Super 8 motel just because somebody’s evening didn’t go so well.
This is how I learned who Katy Perry is dating these days
There has been a lot of news today but I’ve just been informed we’re at the “Katy and I” stage
December 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
This man just announced that we are cancelling the apocalypse
This man’s resting face is crazy
December 5, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I feel like even the original idea goes sideways once everyone can see the live odds.

Part of what makes the wisdom of crowds work is that everyone brings their own personal expertise to the bet.

You're not doing that if you're simply looking and jumping on the hype train or betting against it.
The original idea of prediction markets:

The wisdom of the crowds will be able to outperform experts, providing leaders with greater certainty regarding future events.

The reality of prediction markets:

Degenerates live-betting whether or not the president will say specific words in a speech.
December 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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FDA Approves New Drug  That Reverses Effects Of Narcan
FDA Approves New Drug  That Reverses Effects Of Narcan
SILVER SPRING, MD—Praising the drug’s ability to quickly and effectively increase fatalities amongst the nation’s opioid users, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration approved a new nasal spray Wednesd...
theonion.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
They may have to take extreme measures to reach this goal, like eating beans with breakfast.

Hang on, I'm being handed a note...
Celebrity chefs urge Britons to ‘bang in some beans’ to boost legume consumption

Jamie Oliver, Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall and major supermarkets want to double amount of beans Britons eat

www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Celebrity chefs urge Britons to ‘bang in some beans’ to boost legume consumption
Jamie Oliver, Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall and major supermarkets want to double amount of beans Britons eat
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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I will now defend myself by paraphrasing jack nicholson in that scene from a few good men, who is the hero of that movie btw
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?

HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Ok, having the drippings go into the fry oil is INSPIRED
December 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
December 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Hard pass
December 2, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Is Spotify trying to tell me something?
December 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I sure would hate for this to be a distraction against Troy on Friday ⚔️
SOURCE: UCLA is hiring James Madison head coach Bob Chesney to be its new head coach, @theathletic.com has learned. He just told the team he's leaving.

Chesney has been the top focus of the search for weeks. He's led the Dukes to an 11-1 record this season, 20-5 in two seasons.
December 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I want an FBI director with a short skirt and a loooooong jacket
Kash Patel carrying on J. Edgar Hoover's FBI Director tradition of wearing women's clothes, I guess?
December 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Why do they think we need an Anaconda remake with Jack Black?
November 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Slumber Party Martyrs (flipped), by Robin F. Williams, 2023
November 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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I made a bot that will post "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation," clip by clip, between now and Christmas Eve. That's 12–13 clips daily, 24/7, just so you know what you'd be getting into. (Clips will auto-delete a few days after being posted.) It starts now.
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
The answer is sweet potato, but pecan is a close second as long as it's not too syrupy.
This one might be divisive. 🥧
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Man, I wish.

I prefer my wild turkey in liquid form, if you know what I mean.
Bringing out this all-time banger from @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Inshallah.
PUNCHBOWL: “.. GOP members messaged us over the weekend saying that they, too, are considering retiring in the middle of the term. Here’s one particularly exercised senior House Republican:

@punchbowlnews.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
This is how I learned Kevin Love is still in the league
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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George Washington would be immersed in World of Tanks

Andrew Jackson would be the biggest troll on the warthunder forums

Ben Franklin would be a female night elf dancing for coins on tables in goldshire
You realize if you brought George Washington to the present to show him what it's like today, he would just spend 100% of his time on new farm management, technology, and equipment.
November 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Oh wow
November 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I forgot that Parks and Recreation got Ginuwine to make an appearance and sing "Pony" about Lil Sebastian. Incredible.
November 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
How is it nearly the same shape, just iterated three times? Holy cow.
November 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM