Ryan Roat
@ryanroat.bsky.social
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First, the story about Hegseth allegedly committing war crimes has been going on for days
Second, if a Speaker of the House isn't up to date on current news, he isn't fit to serve. Even if Mike Johnson he didn't see it himself-highly unlikely-a staffer would've told him
So third, Johnson is lying
Second, if a Speaker of the House isn't up to date on current news, he isn't fit to serve. Even if Mike Johnson he didn't see it himself-highly unlikely-a staffer would've told him
So third, Johnson is lying
RAJU: If defenseless survivors were killed, would that constitute a violation of the laws of war?
MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
December 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
First, the story about Hegseth allegedly committing war crimes has been going on for days
Second, if a Speaker of the House isn't up to date on current news, he isn't fit to serve. Even if Mike Johnson he didn't see it himself-highly unlikely-a staffer would've told him
So third, Johnson is lying
Second, if a Speaker of the House isn't up to date on current news, he isn't fit to serve. Even if Mike Johnson he didn't see it himself-highly unlikely-a staffer would've told him
So third, Johnson is lying
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The world started going to hell after The Far Side and Bloom County ended.
December 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The world started going to hell after The Far Side and Bloom County ended.
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It's the cat for me
December 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
It's the cat for me
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"While at Harvard, he worked on a college program for the CIA that he wouldn’t elaborate on. In 2009, he founded H/L Ventures with Eric Hatzimemos, a onetime counsel to [Rudolph] Giuliani."
[Snaps fingers] The Centrists!
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
[Snaps fingers] The Centrists!
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Column | As Democrats search for their ‘MAGA,’ author catches Jeffries’ attention
The minority leader is trying out a venture capitalist’s new book title, “Strong Floor, No Ceiling,” as the Democrats’ centrist answer to “Make America Great Again.”
www.washingtonpost.com
November 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
"While at Harvard, he worked on a college program for the CIA that he wouldn’t elaborate on. In 2009, he founded H/L Ventures with Eric Hatzimemos, a onetime counsel to [Rudolph] Giuliani."
[Snaps fingers] The Centrists!
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
[Snaps fingers] The Centrists!
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
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My brain is so perfect that I don't know why I got an MRI
Reporter: Governor Walz called for the release of your MRI results
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
December 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
My brain is so perfect that I don't know why I got an MRI
@ouinne.bsky.social Guess what? Chicken foot.
Spending a few days with our occasional charge Forrest while his people travel elsewhere.
Spending a few days with our occasional charge Forrest while his people travel elsewhere.
November 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
@ouinne.bsky.social Guess what? Chicken foot.
Spending a few days with our occasional charge Forrest while his people travel elsewhere.
Spending a few days with our occasional charge Forrest while his people travel elsewhere.
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Post your favorite "Transformers" character. Wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Post your favorite "Transformers" character. Wrong answers only.
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I love Rodents of Unusual Size!
Adding a little capy-ness to your day 😊
November 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I love Rodents of Unusual Size!
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This is such BS!!!! It should be illegal. You don't demand people follow the *legal way* to be in this country, then arrest them because they haven't yet completed the process and aren't home free. Mofos. 😡
ICE is arresting husbands & wives at their final green card interviews
They’re going to the immigration meeting to complete the final step in the legal process and leaving in handcuffs
One man had to take his crying infant from his wife’s arms as ICE forcibly detained her
This is cruel entrapment
They’re going to the immigration meeting to complete the final step in the legal process and leaving in handcuffs
One man had to take his crying infant from his wife’s arms as ICE forcibly detained her
This is cruel entrapment
Green Card Interviews End in Handcuffs for Spouses of U.S. Citizens
www.nytimes.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
This is such BS!!!! It should be illegal. You don't demand people follow the *legal way* to be in this country, then arrest them because they haven't yet completed the process and aren't home free. Mofos. 😡
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Trump is to blame for her death. She should have been with family for the holidays, not performing dumb security theater for a fascist pedophile.
BREAKING UPDATE: One of the two National Guard members ambushed in an attack near the White House yesterday has died, President Donald Trump announces. on.nbcboston.com/PHiKg6V
National Guard member dies on Thanksgiving Day after shooting in DC, Trump says
Two West Virginia National Guard troops were shot in an ambush blocks from the White House Wednesday. The suspect was identified as an Afghan national.
on.nbcboston.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Trump is to blame for her death. She should have been with family for the holidays, not performing dumb security theater for a fascist pedophile.
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Brookings: "We have never had intellectual relations with that man!"
🤣
"orgs listed on Summers’ résumé disputed his involvement ... Brookings Institution, a left-leaning think tank, said Tuesday that Summers 'is not & has not been a member' of the org’s Board of Trustees, which Summers’ résumé listed him as serving on since '02."
www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/18/m...
"orgs listed on Summers’ résumé disputed his involvement ... Brookings Institution, a left-leaning think tank, said Tuesday that Summers 'is not & has not been a member' of the org’s Board of Trustees, which Summers’ résumé listed him as serving on since '02."
www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/18/m...
November 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Brookings: "We have never had intellectual relations with that man!"
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Larry to Old Man Winter: "Bring it on."
November 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Larry to Old Man Winter: "Bring it on."
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larry summers gets the, he was such a stellar student, treatment that a certain kind of really awful person gets after a tragedy like this - www.nytimes.com/2025/11/18/b...
The Growing Cost of Having Ties to Epstein
www.nytimes.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
larry summers gets the, he was such a stellar student, treatment that a certain kind of really awful person gets after a tragedy like this - www.nytimes.com/2025/11/18/b...
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Tomorrow is International Men's Day.
So if you're one of those dickheads who asks on International Women's Day "why isn't there an International Men's Day" then A) tomorrow is your day, mark your calendar.
B) fuck you.
That is all.
So if you're one of those dickheads who asks on International Women's Day "why isn't there an International Men's Day" then A) tomorrow is your day, mark your calendar.
B) fuck you.
That is all.
November 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Tomorrow is International Men's Day.
So if you're one of those dickheads who asks on International Women's Day "why isn't there an International Men's Day" then A) tomorrow is your day, mark your calendar.
B) fuck you.
That is all.
So if you're one of those dickheads who asks on International Women's Day "why isn't there an International Men's Day" then A) tomorrow is your day, mark your calendar.
B) fuck you.
That is all.
@ouinne.bsky.social Hi Winn. Our condolences. We're so sorry how quickly things turned.
We loved all the great Vivi posts. You are a great doggo mom.
We loved all the great Vivi posts. You are a great doggo mom.
November 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
@ouinne.bsky.social Hi Winn. Our condolences. We're so sorry how quickly things turned.
We loved all the great Vivi posts. You are a great doggo mom.
We loved all the great Vivi posts. You are a great doggo mom.
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Hiding your phone from Ro Khanna because you're texting Jeffrey Epstein in the middle of a hearing.
Jeffrey Epstein appeared to text with Del. Stacey Plaskett (D-Virgin Islands) during Michael Cohen's 2019 congressional hearing and may have influenced her questions.
Text message time-stamp match up with hearing video reviewed by The Washington Post.
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Text message time-stamp match up with hearing video reviewed by The Washington Post.
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
November 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Hiding your phone from Ro Khanna because you're texting Jeffrey Epstein in the middle of a hearing.
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sideburns being named after general burnsides sounds like one of those apocryphal folk legends except it's true. They're literally named after this guy
November 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
sideburns being named after general burnsides sounds like one of those apocryphal folk legends except it's true. They're literally named after this guy
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We'll see if my comment gets approved.
November 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
We'll see if my comment gets approved.
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People will put anything in e-mail subject lines. “You’re on a roll on LinkedIn.” No I’m not. That’s not true.
November 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
People will put anything in e-mail subject lines. “You’re on a roll on LinkedIn.” No I’m not. That’s not true.
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Poser. Everybody knows the real ones keep their Dante on a random shelf next to Mel Brooks.
November 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Poser. Everybody knows the real ones keep their Dante on a random shelf next to Mel Brooks.
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Notice how no one ever says "Fuck the fire department."
A Jersey Shore firefighter is being hailed as a hero after jumping into action to save a person on a flight who was suffering a medical emergency. on.nbc10.com/pPaqefp
Jersey Shore firefighter being called a hero after saving passenger on flight
A Jersey Shore firefighter is being hailed as a hero after jumping into action to save a person on a flight who was suffering a medical emergency.
on.nbc10.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Notice how no one ever says "Fuck the fire department."
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Guys! I finally got my ducks in a row! 🪶
November 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Guys! I finally got my ducks in a row! 🪶