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russmendo.bsky.social
russ
@russmendo.bsky.social
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texan in canada. writer and photographer. cannabis, Kansas City Chiefs, wine & gourmet cooking. man-about-the-house. sauncho. all views are metaphorically speaking, of course.
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russ @russmendo.bsky.social · 7h
Los Angeles bananas stugglin against the Colts, huh?
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russ @russmendo.bsky.social · 14h
i laugh so i don't cry.
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russ @russmendo.bsky.social · 14h
the picker that was promised? 😆
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Joe G @eastendjoe.bsky.social · 1d
Best one I’ve seen so far.
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russ @russmendo.bsky.social · 1d
... but first
a little weed.
takin the leaf
to the dome.
Hamtaro Kawaii GIF
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russ @russmendo.bsky.social · 1d
sata-day
sataa-day
sata-day

sataa-day nights alright
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russ @russmendo.bsky.social · 1d
digging the positive vibe, man.
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russ @russmendo.bsky.social · 2d
no one is born a conservative.
jillbles.bsky.social Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 2d
Don't insult people for what they look like. If you're going to hate someone, let it be for who they choose to be.
zachweinersmith.bsky.social Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 3d
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
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russ @russmendo.bsky.social · 2d
look at all those brown shirts. doing oligarch work.
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Trish K @tkaz99.bsky.social · 2d
Happy Friday, Skeethearts ☀️🩷
We went from Oct 1st to Oct 15th in just 5 mins. It'll be Christmas in a few hours bro
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Jillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 2d
Don't insult people for what they look like. If you're going to hate someone, let it be for who they choose to be.
zachweinersmith.bsky.social Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 3d
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
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russ @russmendo.bsky.social · 2d
jody out there taking all the ladies.
a man and a woman are walking down a set of stairs and the man is saying `` i hate you jody ! ''
ALT: a man and a woman are walking down a set of stairs and the man is saying `` i hate you jody ! ''
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russ @russmendo.bsky.social · 2d
agreed. and ive distilled mine.
'stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.
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russ @russmendo.bsky.social · 3d
I dated a girl like that once.
brandonb36.bsky.social Brandon @brandonb36.bsky.social · 3d
Rodgers 😂

Better stick to the short stuff
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russ @russmendo.bsky.social · 3d
'grab him by the thrussy'
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russ @russmendo.bsky.social · 3d
edgar wrights 'running man'- dude, I'm in.
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russ @russmendo.bsky.social · 3d
S.O.: 'what do you want for dinner tonight?'

me: '10 grams of shrooms, dark side of the moon in my head phones, and wizard of oz on the tv '

S.O.: 'so leftovers?'
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russ @russmendo.bsky.social · 3d
I listen to the red hot chilli peppers album 'the getaway' almost daily.

It's sooooo good.
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russ @russmendo.bsky.social · 3d
'salt is overrated.' that's mine.
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russ @russmendo.bsky.social · 4d
'intellectual integrity' is a disqualifying condition to conservatives.
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russ @russmendo.bsky.social · 4d
tell you what
if there is a king in the united states
fuck him
and fuck you too.

lol.
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russ @russmendo.bsky.social · 4d
'verb the noun, fix the facts, purch my merch, and hoax the folks.' pierre uses air quotes.
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russ @russmendo.bsky.social · 4d
about to listen to this song.
a man is applying red lipstick to his lips and making a funny face .
ALT: a man is applying red lipstick to his lips and making a funny face .
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russ @russmendo.bsky.social · 4d
I think violence might be the answer.
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russ @russmendo.bsky.social · 4d
making pancakes and got to use my cutest whisk.
A tiny whisk above a bowl of pancakes yet to be mixed.