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@rudolphucker.bsky.social
Likes:🍷🧀🐈🐿🦆💇🏼♂️📺⚡️Dislikes: everything else. Own hair and teeth. Retweets are not endorsements. It’s ‘excited about’ not ‘excited for’; till not ‘til.
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Demi Lovato's Thanksgiving dinner looks like it was scraped out of Dennis Nilsen's drains.
November 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Demi Lovato's Thanksgiving dinner looks like it was scraped out of Dennis Nilsen's drains.
Pathetic losers.
November 29, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Pathetic losers.
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Huge respect to the papers for finding both an 88 year old worried about the tax bill on her 6 bedroom Kensington house and a 20 year old fretting about only being able to save £12k a year tax free.
Top work all around. These are not easy case studies to find.
Top work all around. These are not easy case studies to find.
November 29, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Huge respect to the papers for finding both an 88 year old worried about the tax bill on her 6 bedroom Kensington house and a 20 year old fretting about only being able to save £12k a year tax free.
Top work all around. These are not easy case studies to find.
Top work all around. These are not easy case studies to find.
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Wow - this guy must be really, REALLY bad with money if an extra £208 per month will “ruin” his retirement.
Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph
Because this does NOT add up!
No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies…
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Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph
Because this does NOT add up!
No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies…
🧵1/9
November 29, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Wow - this guy must be really, REALLY bad with money if an extra £208 per month will “ruin” his retirement.
Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph
Because this does NOT add up!
No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies…
🧵1/9
Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph
Because this does NOT add up!
No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies…
🧵1/9
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Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social I hope this finds you
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social I hope this finds you
To make sure I’m never embarrassed by #TheOneShow I never do anything that could be considered exceptional by anyone.
November 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
To make sure I’m never embarrassed by #TheOneShow I never do anything that could be considered exceptional by anyone.
Ruth Mott’s Country Christmas for @mouseinthehouse.bsky.social and anyone else interested! 🙂
youtube.com/watch?v=2e0q...
youtube.com/watch?v=2e0q...
Ruth Mott's Country Christmas (1995)
YouTube video by Michael Dibb
youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Ruth Mott’s Country Christmas for @mouseinthehouse.bsky.social and anyone else interested! 🙂
youtube.com/watch?v=2e0q...
youtube.com/watch?v=2e0q...
Congratulations! @andrewcopson.bsky.social
Yesterday’s investiture was the first for ‘services to the non-religious’. Surely a welcome sign of the increasing inclusion of non-religious people in our national life, and a validation of the collective effort of so many in the humanist movement to achieve that recognition.
November 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Congratulations! @andrewcopson.bsky.social
It arrived! ❤️
November 28, 2025 at 1:39 PM
It arrived! ❤️
Nice tits, where do you want the blinds?
November 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Nice tits, where do you want the blinds?
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“Dear Diary,
People are still being mean about me being a racist at school. I tried saying I was only racist in a nice way, but that didn’t work so I pretended that the 23 witnesses were all making it up. Hopefully that will do the trick…”
People are still being mean about me being a racist at school. I tried saying I was only racist in a nice way, but that didn’t work so I pretended that the 23 witnesses were all making it up. Hopefully that will do the trick…”
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
“Dear Diary,
People are still being mean about me being a racist at school. I tried saying I was only racist in a nice way, but that didn’t work so I pretended that the 23 witnesses were all making it up. Hopefully that will do the trick…”
People are still being mean about me being a racist at school. I tried saying I was only racist in a nice way, but that didn’t work so I pretended that the 23 witnesses were all making it up. Hopefully that will do the trick…”
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Coruscating critique of the budget on the Today show, from Roger Flagpole of the Keep Herpes British Foundation.
November 27, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Coruscating critique of the budget on the Today show, from Roger Flagpole of the Keep Herpes British Foundation.
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It's disgraceful that Rachel Reeves didn't take any questions from GB News! The fact that they claim to not be a news channel every time Ofcom find they have breached impartiality rules shouldn't stop them from pretending they are a news channel whenever it suits them.
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
It's disgraceful that Rachel Reeves didn't take any questions from GB News! The fact that they claim to not be a news channel every time Ofcom find they have breached impartiality rules shouldn't stop them from pretending they are a news channel whenever it suits them.
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Bad news for anyone thinking of responding to the consultation on the new electric vehicle duty.
The consultation opens today, and closes last March.
The consultation opens today, and closes last March.
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Bad news for anyone thinking of responding to the consultation on the new electric vehicle duty.
The consultation opens today, and closes last March.
The consultation opens today, and closes last March.
Yes, pretty dreadful. But anything that Badenoch doesn’t like can be reversed when she wins the next general election.
Snort
Snort
November 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Yes, pretty dreadful. But anything that Badenoch doesn’t like can be reversed when she wins the next general election.
Snort
Snort
Charlie Bingham’s Fish Pie serves two actually served one. What a swizz.
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Charlie Bingham’s Fish Pie serves two actually served one. What a swizz.
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Rachel Reeves.
With regard to your budget, please listen to Hilary from our village. She’s married to Roger & sings soprano in the church choir.
People aren’t bothered about the minimum wage or income tax.
They want a return to good old fashioned Quality Street!
DO SOMETHING!
😡
With regard to your budget, please listen to Hilary from our village. She’s married to Roger & sings soprano in the church choir.
People aren’t bothered about the minimum wage or income tax.
They want a return to good old fashioned Quality Street!
DO SOMETHING!
😡
November 26, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Rachel Reeves.
With regard to your budget, please listen to Hilary from our village. She’s married to Roger & sings soprano in the church choir.
People aren’t bothered about the minimum wage or income tax.
They want a return to good old fashioned Quality Street!
DO SOMETHING!
😡
With regard to your budget, please listen to Hilary from our village. She’s married to Roger & sings soprano in the church choir.
People aren’t bothered about the minimum wage or income tax.
They want a return to good old fashioned Quality Street!
DO SOMETHING!
😡
I remember us singing “when you’re stuck on the loo and it won’t come through”
Tragedy!
When you're on the "John" and the paper's gone
It's Tragedy!
And you have to crawl to the other stall
It's hard to do
When someone is peeing a few feet away!
Tragedy! RS
When you're on the "John" and the paper's gone
It's Tragedy!
And you have to crawl to the other stall
It's hard to do
When someone is peeing a few feet away!
Tragedy! RS
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I remember us singing “when you’re stuck on the loo and it won’t come through”
Yoghurt top tier:
Raspberry
Rhubarb
Gooseberry
Cherry
Raspberry
Rhubarb
Gooseberry
Cherry
November 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Yoghurt top tier:
Raspberry
Rhubarb
Gooseberry
Cherry
Raspberry
Rhubarb
Gooseberry
Cherry
I’ve sausaged twice and am wondering if I should thrice it.
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I’ve sausaged twice and am wondering if I should thrice it.
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The problem with UK fiscal policy is low productivity, Brexit and a refusal of Chancellors to be straight with the public about what it costs to have the services they want.
None of this is the responsibility of the OBR.
If anything, they've been too accommodating.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
None of this is the responsibility of the OBR.
If anything, they've been too accommodating.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
The difficult question about how powerful the Budget watchdog is
Ahead of this week's Budget, some have accused the Office for Budget Responsibility of being a
www.bbc.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 AM
The problem with UK fiscal policy is low productivity, Brexit and a refusal of Chancellors to be straight with the public about what it costs to have the services they want.
None of this is the responsibility of the OBR.
If anything, they've been too accommodating.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
None of this is the responsibility of the OBR.
If anything, they've been too accommodating.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...