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Bluesky Elder Dirt

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You can take the boy out of Pittsburgh but you can't take the fries out of the salad

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Bluesky Elder Dirt @rubdirtinit.bsky.social · Oct 17

Piss

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marina🌸 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 8h

nancy reagan welcoming dick cheney to hell

Elaine with Seinfeld with a mouthful of foam

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THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 7h

Dick Cheney dead after horrific accident at no loads refused pimped out cum dump event. He was 84.

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Bluesky Elder Dirt @rubdirtinit.bsky.social · 13h

Happy Guy Fawkes Eve

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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 21h

Luxon has become the default face for toxic landlords on left-wing pages across the world. This one's from Germany 😆😂

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Bluesky Elder Dirt @rubdirtinit.bsky.social · 17h

Well, polls are closed here on Tuesday evening in NZ and I've seen enough; I'm calling it for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

Bluesky Elder Dirt @rubdirtinit.bsky.social · 18h

RANK DEPAUL YOU COWARDS
@ncaa.bsky.social @mrrodgershood

Bluesky Elder Dirt @rubdirtinit.bsky.social · 1d

And i know, i know, how can i care about this when democracy is under assault, genocide, yada yada yada.
Let me just say: all that makes me want to die too.

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FakeEyes @fakeeyes.bsky.social · 1d

“Happy Godzilla Day!!!

…anyway, here’s Godzilla Minus Wonderwall.

Today is gonna be the day
That I’m gonna make a snack of you
By now, you should’ve somehow
Marinaded for an hour or two”

Godzilla sings Wonderwall. It’s not very amusing.

“But it says MINUS Wonderwall!”

Jokes aren’t always perfect, or even funny. Relax. I don’t come slap your fingers when you are making all of the stupid choices you type into your phone, do I?

“But Godzilla doesn’t usually eat people?”

Why are you reading this!? Move along. Lots of Godzilla to go around.

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Bluesky Elder Dirt @rubdirtinit.bsky.social · 1d

Cc @turdguy.bsky.social

Bluesky Elder Dirt @rubdirtinit.bsky.social · 1d

May have to boycott this ncaa men's bball season. One of the Wooden award favorites is Duke freshman Cameron Boozer, son of Carlos Boozer and I'm so old i want to die