Roger The Shrubber
@rogrtheshrubber.shrubberies.org
Yes, shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.
December 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
December 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Beginning tomorrow this song will be on heavy rotation on my daily playlist. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsUm...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsUm...
If We Make It Through December
YouTube video by Merle Haggard - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Beginning tomorrow this song will be on heavy rotation on my daily playlist. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsUm...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsUm...
Welcome to the midwest, I guess?
November 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Welcome to the midwest, I guess?
November 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.
November 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.
@stellagarp.bsky.social How's the snowfall coming along in your neck of the woods?
November 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
@stellagarp.bsky.social How's the snowfall coming along in your neck of the woods?
November 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild
Grizzly
Dall sheep
American bison
Orca
Western diamondback rattlesnake
Grizzly
Dall sheep
American bison
Orca
Western diamondback rattlesnake
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild
Puffins
Humpback whales
Turkeys
Bald Eagle
Large jellyfish
Puffins
Humpback whales
Turkeys
Bald Eagle
Large jellyfish
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild, scuba edition:
Bluespotted ribbontail ray
Nurse shark (+ babies!)
Reef shark
Peacock mantis shrimp(!!!!)
Caribbean reef octopus
Bluespotted ribbontail ray
Nurse shark (+ babies!)
Reef shark
Peacock mantis shrimp(!!!!)
Caribbean reef octopus
November 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild
Grizzly
Dall sheep
American bison
Orca
Western diamondback rattlesnake
Grizzly
Dall sheep
American bison
Orca
Western diamondback rattlesnake
"If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"
“We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here, and we want them now”
November 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
"If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"
November 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Thanksgiving dinner for two. Well, two and a corgi. Forgot to buy frozen yeast roll dough so we got to have canned biscuits instead of butt rolls, but it was good. Not pictured: sweet potatoes (still in the oven)
November 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Thanksgiving dinner for two. Well, two and a corgi. Forgot to buy frozen yeast roll dough so we got to have canned biscuits instead of butt rolls, but it was good. Not pictured: sweet potatoes (still in the oven)
Introduce yourself with 5 acts you’ve seen:
Rick Springfield
Def Leppard
Alice Cooper
Lyle Lovett
Grace & Tony
Rick Springfield
Def Leppard
Alice Cooper
Lyle Lovett
Grace & Tony
Introduce yourself with 5 acts you’ve seen:
Adam Ant
Julian Lennon
The Cure
P.I.L.
Stereo Total
Adam Ant
Julian Lennon
The Cure
P.I.L.
Stereo Total
Introduce yourself with 5 acts you've seen:
Thin Lizzy
Johnny Mathis
David Bowie
Curtis Mayfield
Charli XCX
Thin Lizzy
Johnny Mathis
David Bowie
Curtis Mayfield
Charli XCX
November 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 acts you’ve seen:
Rick Springfield
Def Leppard
Alice Cooper
Lyle Lovett
Grace & Tony
Rick Springfield
Def Leppard
Alice Cooper
Lyle Lovett
Grace & Tony
What do hillbillies do on Thanksgiving?
Pump kin.
Pump kin.
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
What do hillbillies do on Thanksgiving?
Pump kin.
Pump kin.
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
"He's ON a bluftoni!"
November 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
"He's ON a bluftoni!"
"Well, I believe in the soul... the cock...the pussy... the small of a woman's back... the hangin' curveball... high fiber... good scotch... that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap... I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
"Well, I believe in the soul... the cock...the pussy... the small of a woman's back... the hangin' curveball... high fiber... good scotch... that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap... I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be
November 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Not _from_, exactly, but spend a LOT of time there.
November 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Not _from_, exactly, but spend a LOT of time there.
Reposted by Roger The Shrubber
If you’re a journalist who’s still on Twitter, from now on in your writing you have to replace “the American people want” with “troll bots in Eastern Europe demand”
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
If you’re a journalist who’s still on Twitter, from now on in your writing you have to replace “the American people want” with “troll bots in Eastern Europe demand”
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.