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Roger The Shrubber
@rogrtheshrubber.shrubberies.org
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Yes, shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.
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December 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Welcome to the midwest, I guess?
Snow covering a deck at a rural home. It's drifted as deep as the bottom of the window. Snow several inches deep drifted against an outer door overnight leaving a perfectly flat-sided drift upon opening the door inward.
November 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.
A screenshot of Roger the Shrubber from Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail. It's also my profile picture.
November 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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@stellagarp.bsky.social How's the snowfall coming along in your neck of the woods?
The view from my office window. Several inches of snow covers my rural neighborhood and more is falling.
November 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Thanksgiving dinner for two. Well, two and a corgi. Forgot to buy frozen yeast roll dough so we got to have canned biscuits instead of butt rolls, but it was good. Not pictured: sweet potatoes (still in the oven)
A Thanksgiving feast for two. A deep-fried turkey breast, canned biscuits, a pot of turky gravy and a container of mashed potatoes. A corgi lurks on the floor in case anything falls.
November 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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A two-panel cartoon of the Hamburger Helper glove mascot. Panel 1 is just the happy little glove. Panel 2 imagines a horrifying x-ray version revealing it to be a huge-jawed six-limbed creature, with four long upper limbs each working one of the glove's fingers, and two stubby lower limbs holding it all up.
November 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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I made a burrito.
A massive fifth-wheel RV trailer sits on its support jacks, enclosed in a beige and brown weather cover, prepared for the winter to come.
November 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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A young man and a young woman are seated on a bench. The man is in a blue shirt and shorts, the woman in a light pink dress. He is looking at her with a smile. She has a bashful smile and is looking at the ground in front of her. The caption says "My flirting skills:" and the text over the young man says "Cloudflare crash was crazy, right?"
November 22, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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I bought myself some warm fuzzy blue pants. I think they may be made from real Muppet skin.
A pair of furry blue pants is draped over the edge of a wood dining table.
November 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
The cover of Motley Crue's "Girls Girls Girls" album. Two of the band members are sitting on motorcycles.
November 8, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Strong 9-year-old vibes
November 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Reminds me of one of my favorite camping spots above Sun Valley, Idaho.
A view of mountains, pine trees, aspens and a meadow, from a secret camp site north of Sun Valley Idaho.
November 4, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Here are two of our past pets:
October 31, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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The three-panel meme cartoon of a man riding a bicycle who then puts a stick through the spokes of the front wheel causing his own crash and injury.
October 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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A photo of Warren Zevon, overlaid with this terrible knock-knock joke: "Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Ahh" "Ahh who?" "WEREWOLVES OF LONDON"
October 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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"40 years ago tomorrow."
A photo of what appears to be a motel room drenched in blood.
October 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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October 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder in a scene from the movie "Silver Streak".
October 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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October 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Fred Willard in "A Mighty Wind"
October 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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No new pictures, where you at mentally?
A cartoon chicken drawn by Adam Ellis. The chicken has wide-open eyes and is saying "OH SHIT SON"
September 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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September 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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@jodiwilldare.bsky.social
August 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM