Roger The Shrubber
@rogrtheshrubber.shrubberies.org
Yes, shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.
This is an excellent piece. I shared it with everyone at my organization.
December 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
This is an excellent piece. I shared it with everyone at my organization.
Sinks the boat, then goes back in the bottle.
December 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Sinks the boat, then goes back in the bottle.
Wish my 80-year-old father would take this advice. Just got a call from my stepmom that he's in the ER
December 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Wish my 80-year-old father would take this advice. Just got a call from my stepmom that he's in the ER
"went" on Joe Rogan? Like, peed?
December 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
"went" on Joe Rogan? Like, peed?
Died from shame from 30 years of wearing white after Labor Day
December 3, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Died from shame from 30 years of wearing white after Labor Day
Shoeless usually means less likely to run into the woods. Easier to hit.
December 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Shoeless usually means less likely to run into the woods. Easier to hit.
I'm not a concert promoter, or poster design expert, or anything like that -- but it sure looks to me like you have top billing.
December 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I'm not a concert promoter, or poster design expert, or anything like that -- but it sure looks to me like you have top billing.
Seems like it. I wore 13s forever and then suddenly in my fifties they were too small.
December 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Seems like it. I wore 13s forever and then suddenly in my fifties they were too small.
So much of this could be undone by simply repealing Citizens United.
Which is why they won't.
Which is why they won't.
December 1, 2025 at 6:41 PM
So much of this could be undone by simply repealing Citizens United.
Which is why they won't.
Which is why they won't.
A man, a plan, a canal...Landman!
November 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
A man, a plan, a canal...Landman!
It depends on how hard you hit it, and what you hit it with.
November 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
It depends on how hard you hit it, and what you hit it with.
Here's your answer, Democrats: "Impeach. Convict. Imprison."
Now THAT fucking resonates.
Now THAT fucking resonates.
November 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Here's your answer, Democrats: "Impeach. Convict. Imprison."
Now THAT fucking resonates.
Now THAT fucking resonates.
mfer out here straight cribbin my best obvious jokes
November 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
mfer out here straight cribbin my best obvious jokes
It all looks as dry as Ben Shapiro's wife.
November 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
It all looks as dry as Ben Shapiro's wife.
I think he's saying you fucked a mermaid.
a group of men are dancing in front of a boat and one of them says i 'm on a boat .
Alt: A gif from The Lonely Island's "I'm On A Boat" video
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November 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I think he's saying you fucked a mermaid.