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RobotLemur

@robotlemur.bsky.social

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He/him. Cubs and Chicago sports. Atheist. Science advocate. Teacher. Thundarr the Barbarian. Dungeons and Dragons. Birds. Animals. Dogs. Lemurs. Robots. Nerd culture.

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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 3d

Pelviselfie

RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 3d

I’m sad because the Cubs lost their series to the Brewers.
I’m going to finish this beer and go to bed sad. It’s progress that I’m not mad this time, and all I can think about is how I can get my son to see that he doesn’t have to be angry either.

RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 3d

Dodger Henry Blanco looks like Confused Bruce Campbell

RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 3d

If I’m Jed Hoyer I would simply kill my boss monster, Tom Ricketts, then use the coins that come out of him to buy better baseball players

RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 3d

I hope the opossum was riding the lead deer like it was her noble steed and the opossum was some sort of Forest Queen

RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 3d

elmo from sesame street sitting at a table with a purple cup and straw

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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 4d

25. 50 percent complete

RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 4d

Today’s plan:
Wake up
Worry about the Cubs
Do some other stuff that I’m not able to focus on
Probably eat something
Watch the Cubs
Go to bed happy or sad

RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 5d

I can offer a unique intersection

Street sign for the corner of Virginville and Witchcraft roads in front of a verdant field on a partly cloudy day

RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 5d

You beat me to Virginville—I was looking through my stored photos

RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 5d

Keeping with the PA theme

Mars, PA sign

RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 5d

Pat Murphy looks like there’s a Reddit for geologists where they discuss the processes that shaped his face

RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 5d

Where is he? Hiding behind that male model?

RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 5d

Cubs could use Hippo Vaughn on Saturday, is he in shape?

RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 5d

I’m watching that Phils replay. He had to turn his entire body to throw to first. I don’t think he’d have gotten him. The throw home was not bad but I don’t think throwing to first would have been an out

RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 5d

This win and Javy having a big game…this is the happiest I’ve felt as a sports fan since a certain night in 2016

RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 5d

They do love us after all

RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 5d

I’m having emotions

RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 5d

The only thing that sucks about the Cubs winning today is that Tom Ricketts got to smile

RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 5d

It seems like they are not giving up and they want happiness for us

RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 5d

Speaking for all Cubs fans, we are blinded by emotion and are ready to be hurt again

RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 5d

Too much God

RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 5d

They have to stop every 3 outs to fight crime

RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 5d

Whatever it is, we know Counsell will be thinking about how to get 27 outs and that might not mean more than 5 hitters for any one pitcher

RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 5d

I’m chewing on this. I know the Cubs are really worried about lefties against Rea. But who else would it be? Maybe open with a lefty and bring in Rea after 4 or 5 batters? Then use a righty to make Murphy burn a couple of lefties, Rea for 2 and Pomeranz against those lefties?