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Richard Martin (but with turkeys) 🦃
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Football enjoyer. Former Sports Information Director. Still do not sleep
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Watching UMass football live is almost literally unbelievable. Every other play appears to be scripted for maximum possible pain
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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YES an all-time sports media weird dude anecdote
November 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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The final day of 49-consecutive days of football is here!🥲

4:30pm ET — ESPNU
Bowling Green (3-8) @ UMass (0-11)

7:30pm ET — ESPN2
WMU (7-4, MAC 6-1) @ EMU (4-7)
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
My dog Is 15 years old today, shout out to Zuko

Yes my sister named our dog after Danny Zuko from Grease
November 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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If someone can find one please let us know, but next week’s 1st round matchup between Yale and Youngstown appears to be the 1st time in the history of college football that two teams whose schools start with “Y” have played each other.
November 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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i'm fine if NFL overtime has a two-minute warning, but it's being incorrectly placed.

the overtime period is 10 minutes, not 15.

therefor the two-minute warning should come at 1:20, not 2:00.

thank you.
November 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Turned on CMU-Kent State and saw the Chippewa QB throw one of the ugliest passes to a wide open receiver that would've been a walk in TD...that was dropped. That's the good stuff, MACtion.
November 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Couldn’t resist, my alma mater’s coach has the perfect face and body type for this.
November 19, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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got your girl playing real disciplined in the back end
November 16, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Lol I've been up since 4:00 AM, went to work, packed for a road trip, and watched that Clemson game. I'm dead and going to bed
November 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Can't wait for the promo from @surber.bsky.social on Fullcast After Dark this week
November 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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I couldn’t be a coach because I would blow myself up with industrial explosives after losing a game like that
November 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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I’ve worn my Opa’s Clemson jersey the last two weeks. Old world Slovenian mysticism is alive and well in the Surber household.
November 15, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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The ACC is out here like this and that is why we love her
November 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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If I were Jeff Brohm I would pour a can of gas on myself and hold a lighter to my neck while daring my team to make one more personal foul
November 15, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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AHAHAHAHAHA fuck all y’all go Tigers
November 15, 2025 at 4:06 AM
IN SPITE OF OURSELVES, CLEMSON WINS. HOLY COW I DIED SEVEN TIMES WATCHING THAT STUPID FOOTBALL GAME
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Just had a major crash out about this Clemson football team after that disaster on the goal line. We're back I guess
November 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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The NBA will eventually give up on these ridiculously stupid courts but they’ll randomly appear to ruin highlight montages for years to come.
November 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Every single person in Spartanburg county is having surgery at 5:37 AM. And they all want to talk. I am overstimulated
November 14, 2025 at 10:38 AM
At my parent's house tonight and I can watch ESPN again. And thank goodness I can because Purdue-Bama has been electric
November 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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🎉
November 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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New York Giants head coach Lincoln Riley
November 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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in celebration of his rise as an NFL head coach I am once again posting Mike Kafka's 2010 Outback Bowl statline
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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i never would’ve wrecked the edmund fitzgerald
November 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM