Slank
@kentuckyfried.bsky.social
Blind in one eye, visual learner. Corporate drone by day, washed dad by night. I do subpar photoshops on my phone, no AI slop
Pinned
A new business/fetish just dropped
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
A new business/fetish just dropped
This man’s “mommy I frew up” vibe is off the charts
Nothing would make me say “lawyer” faster than this guy trying to flex on me
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
This man’s “mommy I frew up” vibe is off the charts
What’s the over/under on pronoun “jokes”
I teased this last night in What I’m Hearing but now confirmed: Paramount WILL release Rush Hour 4 after prodding from Trump on behalf of Brett Ratner. Distribution deal. Producer Tarak Ben Ammar is lining up financing. Get ready for the dumbest possible state-controlled media.
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
What’s the over/under on pronoun “jokes”
Oh hell yeah, free don-awwwww
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Oh hell yeah, free don-awwwww
Reposted by Slank
Sunday comfort hound
November 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Sunday comfort hound
Harryhausen Hive rise up.
Jason and the Argonauts (1963). Stop motion effects by Ray Harryhausen. Brilliant creepy score by Bernard Herrmann
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Harryhausen Hive rise up.
“Compromise is made out of peace but history’s made out of violence. After the war of of the worlds has ceased all that’s left is a deafening silence.”
Sturgill Simpson - Sing Along (Official Video)
YouTube video by Sturgill Simpson
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 1:08 PM
“Compromise is made out of peace but history’s made out of violence. After the war of of the worlds has ceased all that’s left is a deafening silence.”
The man who killed John Wilkes Booth was a “mad hatter” who cut off his own testicles.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 3:37 AM
The man who killed John Wilkes Booth was a “mad hatter” who cut off his own testicles.
Hey Grok, is Elon a big special boy who needs constant adoration and praise to validate his vapid existence?
November 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Hey Grok, is Elon a big special boy who needs constant adoration and praise to validate his vapid existence?
Fucking backwards ass shithole country
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
wapo.st
November 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Fucking backwards ass shithole country
Sounds like the worm ALMOST made it out, maybe next time little fella 🪱
November 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Sounds like the worm ALMOST made it out, maybe next time little fella 🪱
TIL Adult cheerleading is a thing. A weird, and from the looks of it, sad thing.
Bill Belichick attended a cheerleading competition in Raleigh, where he supported his girlfriend Jordon, a member of a coed adult cheerleading team. #BillBelichick #CollegeFootball #football
November 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
TIL Adult cheerleading is a thing. A weird, and from the looks of it, sad thing.
Reposted by Slank
the epstein files (donalds version)
November 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
the epstein files (donalds version)
There’s over two decades of evidence to thoroughly disprove this bullshit.
November 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
There’s over two decades of evidence to thoroughly disprove this bullshit.
Our 3 yr old got into trouble for doing the “guess what..chicken butt” bit at preschool, so I guess the woke mob is real.
November 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Our 3 yr old got into trouble for doing the “guess what..chicken butt” bit at preschool, so I guess the woke mob is real.
I bet “Best feature: my squeaky clean kiester” would do numbers on a dating app.
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I bet “Best feature: my squeaky clean kiester” would do numbers on a dating app.
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
This is the one I’m really looking forward to
November 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This is the one I’m really looking forward to
Reposted by Slank
i’m ready for something different than whatever the fuck this is
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
i’m ready for something different than whatever the fuck this is
Banger
I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Banger
Reposted by Slank
it never feels right when something good happens. we aren’t supposed to have hope at all
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
it never feels right when something good happens. we aren’t supposed to have hope at all