Slank
@kentuckyfried.bsky.social
Blind in one eye, visual learner. Corporate drone by day, washed dad by night. I do subpar photoshops on my phone, no AI slop
A new business/fetish just dropped
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
A new business/fetish just dropped
Oh hell yeah, free don-awwwww
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Oh hell yeah, free don-awwwww
Sunday comfort hound
November 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Sunday comfort hound
Also reminds me of this great Simpsons episode
November 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Also reminds me of this great Simpsons episode
I dunno man, the resemblance is pretty uncanny
November 19, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I dunno man, the resemblance is pretty uncanny
Couldn’t resist, my alma mater’s coach has the perfect face and body type for this.
November 19, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Couldn’t resist, my alma mater’s coach has the perfect face and body type for this.
There’s over two decades of evidence to thoroughly disprove this bullshit.
November 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
There’s over two decades of evidence to thoroughly disprove this bullshit.
“I’m completely sober”
November 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
“I’m completely sober”
First season Homer Simpson-lookin ass
November 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
First season Homer Simpson-lookin ass
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
This is the one I’m really looking forward to
November 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This is the one I’m really looking forward to
Inspired by the alt text
October 30, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Inspired by the alt text
I wasnt aware of this, and got really confused when I googled “Olivia reingold John Oliver” great job AI as always
October 27, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I wasnt aware of this, and got really confused when I googled “Olivia reingold John Oliver” great job AI as always
Don’t know why it made me think of this
October 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Don’t know why it made me think of this
Yeah, this dude isn’t cool at all
October 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Yeah, this dude isn’t cool at all
“He’s so cooooooool! I Love him!!!” vibes
October 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
“He’s so cooooooool! I Love him!!!” vibes
If that thing came near me
October 2, 2025 at 2:00 PM
If that thing came near me