Ryan L(unch)P(osting)
@rlnotstine.bsky.social
Bloomfield by choice, Italian by da grace of god.
i ride my bike to work and am normal about it
i’m da tax man
he/him
i ride my bike to work and am normal about it
i’m da tax man
he/him
Wife has confirmed my priors
FOLKS the vibe at the new bagel place is, i will describe it as “confusing”
December 20, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Wife has confirmed my priors
Ahem. First image is in The Gorge, third image is the front of the Penn State Behrend Library, a building where i discovered Johnny Cash and his power to help me study and write papers.
December 20, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Ahem. First image is in The Gorge, third image is the front of the Penn State Behrend Library, a building where i discovered Johnny Cash and his power to help me study and write papers.
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Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex https://theonion.com/hockey-players-blast-heated-rivalry-for-unrealistic-depiction-of-anal-sex/
December 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex https://theonion.com/hockey-players-blast-heated-rivalry-for-unrealistic-depiction-of-anal-sex/
holy shit dude lmaooooooo
"I think we're still on the air Tim"
"... No we're not, are we?"
😭😭😭
"... No we're not, are we?"
😭😭😭
December 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
holy shit dude lmaooooooo
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ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
![the "stop doing math" meme except it says "STOP DRIVING CARS". the meme reads:
* PEOPLE WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ISOLATED IN CAGES
* YEARS OF CONSTRUCTION yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for building ONE MORE LANE
* Wanted to travel large distances anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "TRAINS"
* "Yes please give me NO GREENERY. Please give me INFINITE PAVEMENT" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged
LOOK at what Civil Engineers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the concrete and asphalt we built for them
(This is REAL Civil Infrastructure, done by REAL Civil Engineers):
? [Image of the infamously hideous Breezewood truck stop]
?? [Image of a gigantic mega parking lot with thousands of cars]
??? [Image of the infamous I-405 gridlock photo with tens of thousands of cars not moving]
"Hello I would like [Image of a graph of global surface temperatures] climate please"
They have played us for absolute fools](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ywbm3iywnhzep3ckt6efhoh7/bafkreihghfkhhhasmr6sn5mj7uxs53v46wu2cns5saeln64grjp3ltfvpm@jpeg)
May 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
theres about a 50/50 chance the culprit behind “who moved the thermostat from 64 to 56” is in this photo
December 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
theres about a 50/50 chance the culprit behind “who moved the thermostat from 64 to 56” is in this photo
sorry man its so fucking funny to read a restaurant review in Axios, the editorial choice of having the little bolded headers for each section looks so goofy. “The Intrigue:” and its talking about how they started as a pop up at the farmers market
December 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
sorry man its so fucking funny to read a restaurant review in Axios, the editorial choice of having the little bolded headers for each section looks so goofy. “The Intrigue:” and its talking about how they started as a pop up at the farmers market
@penguinsnhl.bsky.social @pittsburghpenguins.bsky.social whichever one of you is real, grab this guy
Zamula (PHI) on waivers
December 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
@penguinsnhl.bsky.social @pittsburghpenguins.bsky.social whichever one of you is real, grab this guy
. @veryeva.bsky.social its your day
December 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
. @veryeva.bsky.social its your day
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*watching democracy crumble* we slidin
December 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
*watching democracy crumble* we slidin
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reshare if you agree wall adapters with a single USB C port have a surface area differential ratio that looks weird
December 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
reshare if you agree wall adapters with a single USB C port have a surface area differential ratio that looks weird
“Even the agentic AI, you know, our latest attempt to pivot and make money, needs a human being and also is so easily broken a 3rd grader could do it”
Gift link, probably the funniest thing the Wall Street Journal has done this year.
We Let AI Run Our Office Vending Machine. It Lost Hundreds of Dollars.
An AI agent ran a snack operation in the WSJ newsroom. It gave away a free PlayStation, ordered a live fish—and taught us lessons about the future of AI.
www.wsj.com
December 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
“Even the agentic AI, you know, our latest attempt to pivot and make money, needs a human being and also is so easily broken a 3rd grader could do it”
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AI could never come up with a perfectly executed stupid bit like this. Incredible stuff
The Podrace but I made all the sounds with my human mouth - Part 1
YouTube video by Liam's Newly Rebranded Entertainment Franchise
youtu.be
December 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
AI could never come up with a perfectly executed stupid bit like this. Incredible stuff
absurd sunrise this morning
December 18, 2025 at 12:35 PM
absurd sunrise this morning
Accidentally blasted the entire house with the smell of cat piss this evening👍👍👍👍👍
December 18, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Accidentally blasted the entire house with the smell of cat piss this evening👍👍👍👍👍
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GREAT NEWS! This year’s Williams-Sonoma catalog is powered by AI! defector.com/the-2025-hat...
December 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
GREAT NEWS! This year’s Williams-Sonoma catalog is powered by AI! defector.com/the-2025-hat...
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Remember kids, if you buy boxes, shipping supplies, office supplies, or industrial supplies DO NOT SHOP ULINE.
Vance: "Why have rents gone down for 4 consecutive months? Because we're starting to get those illegal aliens out of the USA. Those criminals, those gang members, those people that are taking homes that ought by right go the people in this room. It's simple economics."
December 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Remember kids, if you buy boxes, shipping supplies, office supplies, or industrial supplies DO NOT SHOP ULINE.
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for as correct as this article is, and I do agree that the response sucked, I am on my hands and knees begging the local press to stop quoting that fucking FREAK Marty Griffin. I am sick of him and his whole city-hating schtick! Quote literally anyone else!
For those who felt the city’s response was inadequate, “They’re right. Plain and simple.” @colinbwilliams.com
www.pghcitypaper.com/news-2/infra...
www.pghcitypaper.com/news-2/infra...
Why are Pittsburgh's snow plows MIA?
A recent storm highlighted issues with Pittsburgh's fleet of snow removal vehicles, and the app built to track them.
www.pghcitypaper.com
December 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
for as correct as this article is, and I do agree that the response sucked, I am on my hands and knees begging the local press to stop quoting that fucking FREAK Marty Griffin. I am sick of him and his whole city-hating schtick! Quote literally anyone else!
Just when you think the bit might be getting stale, it opens with the literary equivalent of throwing 102 middle middle on the first pitch
December 17, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Just when you think the bit might be getting stale, it opens with the literary equivalent of throwing 102 middle middle on the first pitch
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It's time!
Welcome to the 2025 Hater's Guide to the Williams-Sonoma catalog: defector.com/the-2025-hat...
Welcome to the 2025 Hater's Guide to the Williams-Sonoma catalog: defector.com/the-2025-hat...
The 2025 Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog | Defector
[Opens front door while holding a toy corgi in one arm] Merry Christmas! Oh my God, you made it! I thought you might be stuck at the airport for weeks! Well, because it’s such madness out there.…
defector.com
December 17, 2025 at 2:24 PM
It's time!
Welcome to the 2025 Hater's Guide to the Williams-Sonoma catalog: defector.com/the-2025-hat...
Welcome to the 2025 Hater's Guide to the Williams-Sonoma catalog: defector.com/the-2025-hat...
All Blissed Out -> The Lows
December 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
All Blissed Out -> The Lows
impossible to overstate how differently i’ve been moving since i started wearing these at work. I’m using my lunch break to do work for a non-profit, i’m merging phone calls, i’m providing actionable feedback, i’m confirming next steps through follow up emails, i’m a changed man
🗣️🗣️I’M MOVING DIFFERENT IN THESE BULLINGTONS🗣️🗣️
December 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
impossible to overstate how differently i’ve been moving since i started wearing these at work. I’m using my lunch break to do work for a non-profit, i’m merging phone calls, i’m providing actionable feedback, i’m confirming next steps through follow up emails, i’m a changed man
Starting my day right, probably gonna rip through Ska Dream next
December 16, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Starting my day right, probably gonna rip through Ska Dream next
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GIVE AWAY! // AKA WE DID IT AGAIN!
Since The Night Guest is coming out in paperback we decided to try to gift another copy bitten by Uggi. And it went … a little *too* well. (See picture 🧵)
Like and share this post and on December 30th I will select a winner and send them this teeth marked copy!
Since The Night Guest is coming out in paperback we decided to try to gift another copy bitten by Uggi. And it went … a little *too* well. (See picture 🧵)
Like and share this post and on December 30th I will select a winner and send them this teeth marked copy!
December 15, 2025 at 1:49 PM
GIVE AWAY! // AKA WE DID IT AGAIN!
Since The Night Guest is coming out in paperback we decided to try to gift another copy bitten by Uggi. And it went … a little *too* well. (See picture 🧵)
Like and share this post and on December 30th I will select a winner and send them this teeth marked copy!
Since The Night Guest is coming out in paperback we decided to try to gift another copy bitten by Uggi. And it went … a little *too* well. (See picture 🧵)
Like and share this post and on December 30th I will select a winner and send them this teeth marked copy!