Rhiannon
Rhiannon
@rhiannonroot.bsky.social
Copy editor. Cat mom. Sushi fiend. Romance novel aficionado. (She/her)
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This is my friend's cat. Its name is Cookie Swirl, and it disappeared in the American section of Charlotte airport on 11/10. We're asking for your help. She doesn't have any other socials, so if you can post it widely to see if anyone knows where it is. It's a little thing, but matters a lot to her.
December 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Fishify a song

“Kick-Start My Carp” by Mötley Crüe
Fishify a song

“If Looks Cod Kill” by Heart
December 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Fishify a song

“Are You Gonna Be My Gill?” by Jet
Fishify a song

“Pocket Full of Goldfish” by Vince Bluegill
Fishify a song

“I Write Fins, Not Tragedies” by Panic at the Fishbowl
December 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
“The Rio Grande River” —> “The Rio Grande”

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a close up of a woman 's face with the words `` don 't go chasing waterfalls '' written above her .
Alt: Chili from TLC sings “Don’t go chasing waterfalls.” Text appears in pale pink at bottom of gif.
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December 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
🎵 Em-dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh
O’er the typos we go
Laughing all the way 🎵

#FestiveEditingTunes
December 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
“(Name) has specifically fingered (name), a one-time personal lawyer…” —> me: 👀 —> “(Name) has specifically identified (name), a one-time personal lawyer…”

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December 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
“Camly told…” —> “calmly told”

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patrick star from spongebob squarepants is meditating on a rock with the word relax below him
Alt: Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants is meditating on a rock with the word relax below him.
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December 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Hey all,

The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.

Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.

You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
Fellowship
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December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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*you're
December 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Today in newsroom adventures:

Me to my boss: My question is about the plural not the vulgarity.

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December 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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This is Jelly. She screams for ice cream. Has been at this for about 15 minutes with no luck though. 12/10 justice for Jelly (IG: jellythesamoyed)
December 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Today in small wins:

I suggested we use a photo of one of the “KPop Demon Hunters” floats from the Macy’s parade for the front page and my boss is going for it.

I have an idea for a headline. Let’s go!

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November 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
At the desk. News doesn’t care what day it is. 🗞️

But I am looking forward to looking at photos of the parade.

#AmEditing
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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This is Bear. He is in charge of supervising Thanksgiving dinner preparation. Appointed himself to the role, but takes it very seriously. 14/10 (TT: emileebellant)
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
“He expressed donut about…” —> “he expressed doubt about…”

That’s a new one.

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homer simpson is holding a plate with a donut on it .
Alt: Homer Simpson holds a plate with a donut on it. He’s wiggling his fingers and saying “mmmm…donuts.” Text appears in white at bottom.
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November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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You're kidding me. We only rate dogs. This is a rainbow bagel. I really need you all to start sending us dogs, because we only rate dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: mrpeanutbutter.69)
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
“Joseph Stalin” —> “Josef Stalin”

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November 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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a very important PSA for millennial parents of young toddlers:
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Things J-school didn’t teach me No. 306:

How to edit while you’re eyes are dilated. Why is everything so damn bright?

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a close up of a gremlin wearing a santa hat and saying bright light .
Alt: Gizmo from “Gremlins” reacts negatively to a bright light in his eyes. He yells “bright light!!!” Text appears at bottom in white. Gizmo is wearing a Santa hat.
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November 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Today we check in with Effie, #StetPet editorial assistant of Halifax editor @choicewordsedit.bsky.social, who attended the virtual #EdsGuild2025 Red Pencil Conference.

"Conferences are wonderful but they can also be a lot, so I’m grateful to Effie for reminding me to take breaks when I need them!"
November 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Some people are saying deep fry turkey gender reveal and why would you even put that out there.
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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FRIENDLY REMINDER: No matter what you do for work, if you have sick time, PTO, vacation time, anything where you can take time off of work & still get paid... use all of it. Every year. Use every second that you are given or that you accrue.

There's no attendance awards when you're an adult, folks.
November 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Sombtimes a liddol treet helps me git thru tha hardtimes, i hope yu are all gettng treets sombtimes, too
November 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Don't do any of this.
November 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM