Flu vaccine clinics at work are good. Clinics where you can check off boxes to get additional shots at the same time; extra good. Being sleepy from vaccines on work time instead of free time; double plus good.
November 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Flu vaccine clinics at work are good. Clinics where you can check off boxes to get additional shots at the same time; extra good. Being sleepy from vaccines on work time instead of free time; double plus good.
Will Bored Ape NFTs increase in value due to plague monkey release, or will they further devalue out of fear of monkey herpes?
October 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Will Bored Ape NFTs increase in value due to plague monkey release, or will they further devalue out of fear of monkey herpes?
Be Not Afraid
b̶̗̠̤̙̺̰̙͇͆̀̒̍̀̂́̕ả̶̡̛̛̛̛͎͔̟̯̤͑̈͐̌̈́̄̓͆̓͛̎͌͛͋͑̆̇̄͐͋̋͊̓̋̊͐̍͗̓͒̆̊̓̂͆̀̾̇̑̈́́͊̾̚͘͘̚̕͝͝͠s̷̢̢̢̧̡̝͖̮͉̰̯̫̮̪̳̲͕̯̟͉̮͚̙͚͓͕̫̣̦͔͓̺̫̻̤̲͆͒̾͂͌̐̑͊̈́͒͛̆̊̍̌͛̇̇̍̾͗̎͐͑̆͒̓̀́̏͊̓̈́͋̓̐͂͘͜͝͝͠͝͝e̴̡̡̡̘̲̺̥͎̥̭͙̲̪̱͔̞͔̠͖̞̞̦̱͉̤̭̼̗͖̥͕͕͙̦̹̠͙͓̤̰͎̼̱̪̹͉̱̞͉̯̠̜͎͙̗͖̣͒̊̒̌͒͗̓̀͗͒͐̽̈̔̑̆͑͑̆̀̀̒̉̿̕̕͜͜͜ͅͅb̷̧̡̪̺̯̱͍͚̻͕̗̬͓̞̈́̈́̽̋̑̈́͒̓́̒̓̇̀̾̕͝a̶̧̢̦͕̗͔͓͙̦̜̬̯̟͉̪̱̮̲͍̻̹͓͍̪̦̥͎̩̫͉͈͙̰̹̞̯̭͔̩̹͛̅͗̑̂̋̍͌͒́̈̆̚͜ͅͅḻ̵̢̢̧̢̨̧̟̗̖̰͇̦̺͕̫̖͈͎͈̪̺̗͚̖̱͎̞͚̥͇̺̱̜͛̃̀̂̾̆̈͝ͅļ̴̧̨̬͔̱͎̳̬͉̘̝̻̹͔͓͍͈̙̣̳̝̗͙͉̬̭̦̗̥̜̠̘̯̯͖̜̠̦̱̰̱̮̤̣̥̼̯̞̉
October 28, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Be Not Afraid
Me: Ahh, a restful day where I don’t have to bike to work.
Exercise App: Hope you like squats, bitch.
Exercise App: Hope you like squats, bitch.
October 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Me: Ahh, a restful day where I don’t have to bike to work.
Exercise App: Hope you like squats, bitch.
Exercise App: Hope you like squats, bitch.
Being knocked unconscious and violated with probes may be the most I have ever done to skip out on a day of work.
September 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Being knocked unconscious and violated with probes may be the most I have ever done to skip out on a day of work.
Ah, and the first email about a student being hit by a car comes through. Awesome.
September 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Ah, and the first email about a student being hit by a car comes through. Awesome.
I want today to end but I don’t want tomorrow to begin and I can’t reconcile these thoughts
September 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I want today to end but I don’t want tomorrow to begin and I can’t reconcile these thoughts
Oh dear, voir dire
September 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Oh dear, voir dire
They Are Giants
Foo Destroyers
i am done slightly diminishing bands. we must increase bands. the mountain range goats
August 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
They Are Giants
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Ladies and gentlemen, an announcement…
August 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, an announcement…
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those damned outdoor pigs can't keep getting away with this
August 8, 2025 at 11:10 AM
those damned outdoor pigs can't keep getting away with this
The idea of strip Hot Ones popped into my head- lose a piece of clothing whenever you need a drink. Then I realized the only person I’d want to play with is my wife which would result in her fully clothed while I’m naked and crying. Why go through the extra steps if the result is a normal Saturday?
a woman is sitting at a table with bottles of hot sauce and a pitcher of water
ALT: a woman is sitting at a table with bottles of hot sauce and a pitcher of water
media.tenor.com
August 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The idea of strip Hot Ones popped into my head- lose a piece of clothing whenever you need a drink. Then I realized the only person I’d want to play with is my wife which would result in her fully clothed while I’m naked and crying. Why go through the extra steps if the result is a normal Saturday?
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Doocy over here trying to make the left sound awesome
DOOCY: Do you think there's a national threat of a left-wing militia that is targeting ICE and CBP?
TRUMP: I think you have some very stupid on the left who have some money who are making it available to these people ... if anything was to happen, they'd be the first ones hit.
TRUMP: I think you have some very stupid on the left who have some money who are making it available to these people ... if anything was to happen, they'd be the first ones hit.
July 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Doocy over here trying to make the left sound awesome
@heldermira.bsky.social - just spent the last 4 minutes playing John Williams’ Superman theme as my five year old held a Superman figure in front of a fan to simulate flying. Thought you’d approve.
July 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
@heldermira.bsky.social - just spent the last 4 minutes playing John Williams’ Superman theme as my five year old held a Superman figure in front of a fan to simulate flying. Thought you’d approve.
Much better than my “Little Unseasoned Dry Chicken Breast” moniker
My favorite tidbit about Zohran Mamdani is the spicy names he used as a rapper.
June 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Much better than my “Little Unseasoned Dry Chicken Breast” moniker
“Except my soul.”
Marco Rubio on Iran's nuclear capabilities: "Anything in the world can be rebuilt."
June 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
“Except my soul.”
Other candidates should make a show of walking, biking, or taking the subway today.
In Midtown, where one of Andrew Cuomo's staffers is holding a parking spot for him in front of the polling site he's soon expected to vote at.
Cuomo is registered to vote a few blocks from here, but still driving over.
Cuomo is registered to vote a few blocks from here, but still driving over.
June 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Other candidates should make a show of walking, biking, or taking the subway today.
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This, right here, is the problem. We need men in positions of power who will not tolerate the sexual harassment & abuse of women. Hard stop. Not men who discount the treatment of women because it doesn’t suit them politically.
It wasn't the plan, but Lamont endorsed Cuomo
Gov. Ned Lamont made an unplanned endorsement of Andrew Cuomo for mayor of New York on Monday, saying he'd rank Cuomo first on a ballot.
ctmirror.org
June 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
This, right here, is the problem. We need men in positions of power who will not tolerate the sexual harassment & abuse of women. Hard stop. Not men who discount the treatment of women because it doesn’t suit them politically.
Yes, most things are horrible right now, but my five year old enthusiastically watching @levarburton.bsky.social in Reading Rainbow is a small bit of comfort
June 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Yes, most things are horrible right now, but my five year old enthusiastically watching @levarburton.bsky.social in Reading Rainbow is a small bit of comfort
Whereas Clinton saw a fellow sex pest, Lamont likely sees someone he liked hiding behind.
Connecticut Gov. Ned Lamont on the New York City mayoral election: "I'd vote for Andrew Cuomo."
(at 33:32 here: ct-n.com/ctnplayer.as...)
(at 33:32 here: ct-n.com/ctnplayer.as...)
CT-N Video Player: Capitol News Briefing with Governor Lamont on Pending Legislation
ct-n.com
June 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Whereas Clinton saw a fellow sex pest, Lamont likely sees someone he liked hiding behind.
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A federal officer cannot be “doxxed.” The public has a right to know who is operating in our government, especially if they have the power to imprison someone.
Acting ICE Director Todd Lyons: "If you look before January 20, and even after January 20, the men & women of ICE did not have to have masks on their face. Me personally, I don't want those officers having to wear masks bc it's hot, it's dangerous. But ICE agents are being doxxed at a horrible rate"
June 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
A federal officer cannot be “doxxed.” The public has a right to know who is operating in our government, especially if they have the power to imprison someone.
I don’t know what hellish advertising algorithm I’ve found myself on, but I want off.
June 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I don’t know what hellish advertising algorithm I’ve found myself on, but I want off.
A bird ID application? Now I won’t be the dumbass blocking the walking trail as I furiously describe a duck to a search engine. Instead I will be the dumbass blocking the trail as I furiously describe a duck to a specific program!
Hear me out: birdwatching is inevitable. You can slowly and depressingly descend into it (as this New Yorker article once said)
Or you can dive right in. Download Merlin and start to become an expert before the rest of your peers. When they make the descent you’ll be a hero.
Or you can dive right in. Download Merlin and start to become an expert before the rest of your peers. When they make the descent you’ll be a hero.
June 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
A bird ID application? Now I won’t be the dumbass blocking the walking trail as I furiously describe a duck to a search engine. Instead I will be the dumbass blocking the trail as I furiously describe a duck to a specific program!