Rendire
@rendire.bsky.social
Forest dwelling, one special unicorn loving, dog and pony mom.
She/Her.
PS: If you're posting political takes, I likely won't follow you back. I totally understand your frustration but, I'm on hiatus.
She/Her.
PS: If you're posting political takes, I likely won't follow you back. I totally understand your frustration but, I'm on hiatus.
omg
—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
December 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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I asked a barista why they were wearing a surgical mask.
They answered: It's not a surgical mask, it's a coughy filter.
They answered: It's not a surgical mask, it's a coughy filter.
December 12, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I asked a barista why they were wearing a surgical mask.
They answered: It's not a surgical mask, it's a coughy filter.
They answered: It's not a surgical mask, it's a coughy filter.
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➡️PROJECT 2028⬅️
Overturn Citizen’s United
Codify Women’s Right to Choose
Term Limits for SCOTUS
Get rid of the Electoral College
Universal Healthcare for ALL
$ Tax Billionaires Out of Existence
$ Tax Mega-Churches
Raise Federal Minimum Wage to $20/hr
LET’S TAKE OUR COUNTRY BACK!
~ Harry Shannon
:-)}
Overturn Citizen’s United
Codify Women’s Right to Choose
Term Limits for SCOTUS
Get rid of the Electoral College
Universal Healthcare for ALL
$ Tax Billionaires Out of Existence
$ Tax Mega-Churches
Raise Federal Minimum Wage to $20/hr
LET’S TAKE OUR COUNTRY BACK!
~ Harry Shannon
:-)}
December 10, 2025 at 7:00 AM
➡️PROJECT 2028⬅️
Overturn Citizen’s United
Codify Women’s Right to Choose
Term Limits for SCOTUS
Get rid of the Electoral College
Universal Healthcare for ALL
$ Tax Billionaires Out of Existence
$ Tax Mega-Churches
Raise Federal Minimum Wage to $20/hr
LET’S TAKE OUR COUNTRY BACK!
~ Harry Shannon
:-)}
Overturn Citizen’s United
Codify Women’s Right to Choose
Term Limits for SCOTUS
Get rid of the Electoral College
Universal Healthcare for ALL
$ Tax Billionaires Out of Existence
$ Tax Mega-Churches
Raise Federal Minimum Wage to $20/hr
LET’S TAKE OUR COUNTRY BACK!
~ Harry Shannon
:-)}
Gavin's is bigger. The biggest. Everyone is saying it.
December 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Gavin's is bigger. The biggest. Everyone is saying it.
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Lol!!
December 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Lol!!
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Big Mood
🎶 FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LLAMA. 🎶
… please follow me. I am stupid and broke. :D
… please follow me. I am stupid and broke. :D
December 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Big Mood
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Some might say, hacking billboards is noble work. 😉
December 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Some might say, hacking billboards is noble work. 😉
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Genuinely hilarious. Please send it to China.
November 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Genuinely hilarious. Please send it to China.
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Been wanting to find a group to discuss Eurorack modules and what would be cool to create for the scene but... just haven't found one and asking here is too often like shouting into the chasm. Though there have been good ideas for modifications put forth!
November 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Been wanting to find a group to discuss Eurorack modules and what would be cool to create for the scene but... just haven't found one and asking here is too often like shouting into the chasm. Though there have been good ideas for modifications put forth!
@rainbowcake.bsky.social Show this to your mom.
I want this moment for us
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
@rainbowcake.bsky.social Show this to your mom.
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Follow if you agree!
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Follow if you agree!
Happy Wooflenoot to all who celebrate!!
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November 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Happy Wooflenoot to all who celebrate!!
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It took me only ~20 years of marriage to figure out how to offer directions properly to my wife. Then :
Me: Turn left at the big yellow house on the corner. The one with the petunias in their planters on the porch.
[Later]
Me: Did you find it alright?
Her: I found it. Those are begonias.
Me: Turn left at the big yellow house on the corner. The one with the petunias in their planters on the porch.
[Later]
Me: Did you find it alright?
Her: I found it. Those are begonias.
November 20, 2025 at 6:54 AM
It took me only ~20 years of marriage to figure out how to offer directions properly to my wife. Then :
Me: Turn left at the big yellow house on the corner. The one with the petunias in their planters on the porch.
[Later]
Me: Did you find it alright?
Her: I found it. Those are begonias.
Me: Turn left at the big yellow house on the corner. The one with the petunias in their planters on the porch.
[Later]
Me: Did you find it alright?
Her: I found it. Those are begonias.
Like others, I am re-playing Ghost of Tsushima in prep for playing Ghost of Yotei. I SO missed all the foxes!!
November 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Like others, I am re-playing Ghost of Tsushima in prep for playing Ghost of Yotei. I SO missed all the foxes!!
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“Are the cops gone?”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
November 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
“Are the cops gone?”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
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Dance to the Music, Charlie Brown
YouTube video by holliday1332
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)