Ed Teach
@realedteach.bsky.social
It's a good thing the real press didn't do something rash, like walking out en masse after the admin first tried to strong arm the AP's reporting. Otherwise, there wouldn't be any adults left in the room.
Scenes from today's first briefing at the Pentagon for the new MAGA influencer "press corps":
⦁ Matt Gaetz, in a "Representative" fleece, 13 months after he resigned
⦁ Jubilation from InfoWars host: "It's like I'm dreaming"
⦁ Podium selfies galore
wapo.st/4owTBdQ @scottnover.bsky.social
⦁ Matt Gaetz, in a "Representative" fleece, 13 months after he resigned
⦁ Jubilation from InfoWars host: "It's like I'm dreaming"
⦁ Podium selfies galore
wapo.st/4owTBdQ @scottnover.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
It's a good thing the real press didn't do something rash, like walking out en masse after the admin first tried to strong arm the AP's reporting. Otherwise, there wouldn't be any adults left in the room.
How dare you sit there in your air conditioned offices and second guess decisions I made from my air conditioned office!
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
How dare you sit there in your air conditioned offices and second guess decisions I made from my air conditioned office!
Completely fucked.
I need everybody to read this and understand what’s going on. These are spouses of US citizens in the country legally. They have entry clearance and green cards, they’ve passed background checks and have no criminal records. ICE is taking them anyway.
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Green Card Interviews End in Handcuffs for Spouses of U.S. Citizens
www.nytimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Completely fucked.
Hear, hear!
Yes, HID headlights are very bright but the bigger problem is the proliferation of gargantuan vehicles with 5’+ hood heights so that if you’re driving a normal sized car their headlights are at your eye level rather than seat level like they’re supposed to be.
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Hear, hear!
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It is 2025, and trust in news media is at a historic low. What's your plan?
Weiss: I've invented Crossfire! You're welcome.
Weiss: I've invented Crossfire! You're welcome.
November 25, 2025 at 8:42 AM
It is 2025, and trust in news media is at a historic low. What's your plan?
Weiss: I've invented Crossfire! You're welcome.
Weiss: I've invented Crossfire! You're welcome.
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In many ways, the decor in my baller-ass apartment is not unlike my high profile, failed romantic relationship (about which I rarely even think these days):
November 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
In many ways, the decor in my baller-ass apartment is not unlike my high profile, failed romantic relationship (about which I rarely even think these days):
Reposted by Ed Teach
Look, when the world sees that the once-adorable mogwai has morphed into an army of disgusting and malicious gremlins, the one thing you can be sure people will want to bring home is a mogwai that hasn't turned into a gremlin yet.
Also, the mogwai was always kinda racist.
Also, the mogwai was always kinda racist.
November 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Look, when the world sees that the once-adorable mogwai has morphed into an army of disgusting and malicious gremlins, the one thing you can be sure people will want to bring home is a mogwai that hasn't turned into a gremlin yet.
Also, the mogwai was always kinda racist.
Also, the mogwai was always kinda racist.
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"Listen carefully: We have your economy, your jobs, and your retirement plans. They are safe... for now. But if you want them to stay that way, you'll do exactly as I say. Use the AI. Use if for everything. Use it for stuff that's not even helpful, which is most stuff. And NO COPS."
BBC: Pichai said while AI investment had been an “‘extraordinary moment’, there was some ‘irrationality’ ..
“Asked whether Google would be immune to the impact of the AI bubble bursting, Mr Pichai said .. ‘I think no company is going to be immune, including us.’”
$GOOGL
www.bbc.com/news/article...
“Asked whether Google would be immune to the impact of the AI bubble bursting, Mr Pichai said .. ‘I think no company is going to be immune, including us.’”
$GOOGL
www.bbc.com/news/article...
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
"Listen carefully: We have your economy, your jobs, and your retirement plans. They are safe... for now. But if you want them to stay that way, you'll do exactly as I say. Use the AI. Use if for everything. Use it for stuff that's not even helpful, which is most stuff. And NO COPS."
"Listen carefully: We have your economy, your jobs, and your retirement plans. They are safe... for now. But if you want them to stay that way, you'll do exactly as I say. Use the AI. Use if for everything. Use it for stuff that's not even helpful, which is most stuff. And NO COPS."
BBC: Pichai said while AI investment had been an “‘extraordinary moment’, there was some ‘irrationality’ ..
“Asked whether Google would be immune to the impact of the AI bubble bursting, Mr Pichai said .. ‘I think no company is going to be immune, including us.’”
$GOOGL
www.bbc.com/news/article...
“Asked whether Google would be immune to the impact of the AI bubble bursting, Mr Pichai said .. ‘I think no company is going to be immune, including us.’”
$GOOGL
www.bbc.com/news/article...
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
"Listen carefully: We have your economy, your jobs, and your retirement plans. They are safe... for now. But if you want them to stay that way, you'll do exactly as I say. Use the AI. Use if for everything. Use it for stuff that's not even helpful, which is most stuff. And NO COPS."
In many ways, the decor in my baller-ass apartment is not unlike my high profile, failed romantic relationship (about which I rarely even think these days):
November 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
In many ways, the decor in my baller-ass apartment is not unlike my high profile, failed romantic relationship (about which I rarely even think these days):
The Da Vinci Code and He's Just Not that Into You.
Prompt: if you had to performatively display two books that you wanted the NYT writer profiling you about your career ending scandal to notice, what would they be?
November 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The Da Vinci Code and He's Just Not that Into You.
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Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far.
So much work remains to be done.
So much work remains to be done.
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far.
So much work remains to be done.
So much work remains to be done.
Love to buy stock in a company where 90% of revenue goes to one clearly deranged individual. #businessschool
Tesla CEO Elon Musk scored a resounding victory on Thursday as shareholders approved a pay package of as much as $878 billion over the next decade, endorsing his vision of morphing the EV maker into an AI and robotics juggernaut.
Tesla shareholders approve $878 billion pay plan for Elon Musk
Tesla CEO Elon Musk scored a resounding victory on Thursday as shareholders approved a pay package of as much as $878 billion over the next decade, endorsing his vision of morphing the EV maker into an AI and robotics juggernaut.
reut.rs
November 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Love to buy stock in a company where 90% of revenue goes to one clearly deranged individual. #businessschool
Holy shit. This is total psychopath stuff. Creed from the Office crossed with Ted Bundy energy.
RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
November 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Holy shit. This is total psychopath stuff. Creed from the Office crossed with Ted Bundy energy.
Oh man!!! This!
November 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Oh man!!! This!
Interesting, but it's hard to imagine how they'll compete with Space X, at this point. Unless...
Wait! Are they gonna make rockets that don't explode on liftoff?!
Wait! Are they gonna make rockets that don't explode on liftoff?!
Europe is finally firing back at Elon Musk.
Aerospace companies Airbus, Leonardo and Thales said today they had reached a preliminary agreement to combine their space activities to create the kind of European champion that Commission President Ursula von der Leyen has envisaged.
Aerospace companies Airbus, Leonardo and Thales said today they had reached a preliminary agreement to combine their space activities to create the kind of European champion that Commission President Ursula von der Leyen has envisaged.
European giants strike deal on €6B space champion to rival Elon Musk
The three-way pact between Airbus, Leonardo and Thales would create a challenger to Musk’s SpaceX.
www.politico.eu
October 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Interesting, but it's hard to imagine how they'll compete with Space X, at this point. Unless...
Wait! Are they gonna make rockets that don't explode on liftoff?!
Wait! Are they gonna make rockets that don't explode on liftoff?!
Reposted by Ed Teach
Europe is finally firing back at Elon Musk.
Aerospace companies Airbus, Leonardo and Thales said today they had reached a preliminary agreement to combine their space activities to create the kind of European champion that Commission President Ursula von der Leyen has envisaged.
Aerospace companies Airbus, Leonardo and Thales said today they had reached a preliminary agreement to combine their space activities to create the kind of European champion that Commission President Ursula von der Leyen has envisaged.
European giants strike deal on €6B space champion to rival Elon Musk
The three-way pact between Airbus, Leonardo and Thales would create a challenger to Musk’s SpaceX.
www.politico.eu
October 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Europe is finally firing back at Elon Musk.
Aerospace companies Airbus, Leonardo and Thales said today they had reached a preliminary agreement to combine their space activities to create the kind of European champion that Commission President Ursula von der Leyen has envisaged.
Aerospace companies Airbus, Leonardo and Thales said today they had reached a preliminary agreement to combine their space activities to create the kind of European champion that Commission President Ursula von der Leyen has envisaged.
Expressing to a crowd of groypers my firm belief that my wife, the mother of my children, is on track to spend an eternity in hell.
"This," I think to myself, "Is the kind of unabashed masculinity that's been disastrously absent from public life all these years."
"This," I think to myself, "Is the kind of unabashed masculinity that's been disastrously absent from public life all these years."
JD Vance wants his wife to convert to Christianity.
October 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Expressing to a crowd of groypers my firm belief that my wife, the mother of my children, is on track to spend an eternity in hell.
"This," I think to myself, "Is the kind of unabashed masculinity that's been disastrously absent from public life all these years."
"This," I think to myself, "Is the kind of unabashed masculinity that's been disastrously absent from public life all these years."
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Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Can't stop laughing at the assurance the robot won't kill you, because it's not allowed, interrupted multiple times to emphasize that *physically* it TOTALLY COULD murder you, if it WERE allowed. Followed by more b-roll of the robot folding a sweater into a crumpled ball and failing a high five
Why would someone pay $20k for a robot controlled by a human in a remote location to do things more slowly and clumsily when the median wage for a maid or housekeeper is $33k per year, which is typically spread across 10-20 households?
October 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Can't stop laughing at the assurance the robot won't kill you, because it's not allowed, interrupted multiple times to emphasize that *physically* it TOTALLY COULD murder you, if it WERE allowed. Followed by more b-roll of the robot folding a sweater into a crumpled ball and failing a high five
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Conservatism is Make-a-Wish for insufferably basic white people.
October 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Conservatism is Make-a-Wish for insufferably basic white people.
Reposted by Ed Teach
Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold
Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold
WASHINGTON—Praising the process as yet another miracle of biology that modern medicine chooses to ignore, a gray-lipped Robert F. Kennedy Jr. spoke at a press conference Wednesday during which he tout...
theonion.com
October 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold
Holy hell.
Systematic execution of hundreds in a hospital in Darfur, as RSF/Janjaweed take over the city of El Fasher (population ~250k) in Darfur.
That adds to an estimated 150,000+ death toll from fighting, plus many more from famine.
But Sudan is one of those places the outside world cares little about.
That adds to an estimated 150,000+ death toll from fighting, plus many more from famine.
But Sudan is one of those places the outside world cares little about.
Sudan’s paramilitary killed hundreds including hospital patients in Darfur, residents say
Sudan’s paramilitary forces killed hundreds of people including patients in a hospital after they seized el-Fasher city in the western Darfur region over the weekend, according to the UN, displaced re...
www.ctvnews.ca
October 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Holy hell.
Some people, they like to go out dancing. And other people, well... they have to work.
🚨 Arnoldo Bazan and his father were pulled over by unmarked immigration vehicles in Houston.
His dad was arrested. Arnoldo? Restrained, hurt, and hospitalized. 1/2
His dad was arrested. Arnoldo? Restrained, hurt, and hospitalized. 1/2
October 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Some people, they like to go out dancing. And other people, well... they have to work.
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On "Kids Say the Darndest Things," none of them praised Hitler.
Republicans will never cease to claim 39-year old white guys are "kids" and 12-year old black boys are "men."
Republicans will never cease to claim 39-year old white guys are "kids" and 12-year old black boys are "men."
October 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
On "Kids Say the Darndest Things," none of them praised Hitler.
Republicans will never cease to claim 39-year old white guys are "kids" and 12-year old black boys are "men."
Republicans will never cease to claim 39-year old white guys are "kids" and 12-year old black boys are "men."