Rat Bastard Games
@ratbastardgames.bsky.social
Founder of The National Center for Tabletop Games // HYPERMALL: UNLIMITED VIOLENCE // GODSTRENGTH
BUY MY GAME OR ELSE
https://rat-bastard-games.itch.io/hypermall-unlimited-violence
business emails go to [email protected]
BUY MY GAME OR ELSE
https://rat-bastard-games.itch.io/hypermall-unlimited-violence
business emails go to [email protected]
the mechanical crux of coffinkeep is dread. it is very funny to scare your players by dropping another d6 into a pile whenever they make noise.
December 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
the mechanical crux of coffinkeep is dread. it is very funny to scare your players by dropping another d6 into a pile whenever they make noise.
I'm so mad that this is in office you would be lucky to have me
Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
Fellowship
theonion.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I'm so mad that this is in office you would be lucky to have me
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The newest Missive includes TRANSMISSIONS FROM THE DATACACHE, a Mothership freebie inspired by my time playing #OVER/UNDER last month, that lets you easily add datacaches, intel ops, counterintel, and tokens to your own space stations. Plus, more cool stuff: meatcastle.substack.com/p/dead-weigh...
December 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The newest Missive includes TRANSMISSIONS FROM THE DATACACHE, a Mothership freebie inspired by my time playing #OVER/UNDER last month, that lets you easily add datacaches, intel ops, counterintel, and tokens to your own space stations. Plus, more cool stuff: meatcastle.substack.com/p/dead-weigh...
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Hey sorry to continue e-begging but I just got told I owe 1300$ by January for insurance. Anything helps, if you can
Hey gang whats up I'm broke as hell and my job is late(again) with my paycheck so if you can pitch any support my way I will love u forever, same if you get a comm or buy a tape off me ko-fi.com/eldritchbee
ko-fi.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Hey sorry to continue e-begging but I just got told I owe 1300$ by January for insurance. Anything helps, if you can
I've had the stupid fucking ai charlie kirk song stuck in my head since saturday.
December 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I've had the stupid fucking ai charlie kirk song stuck in my head since saturday.
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
Playing ROOT: the RPG as some horrible amalgam of Ted Kaczynski, Beefstink, and Bitsy from Avantris
December 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Playing ROOT: the RPG as some horrible amalgam of Ted Kaczynski, Beefstink, and Bitsy from Avantris
"Oh, so like Dungeons & Dragons? I love Critical Role!"
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
"Oh, so like Dungeons & Dragons? I love Critical Role!"
December 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
coffinkeep is so fucking cool man you don't even know
December 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
coffinkeep is so fucking cool man you don't even know
Fuck you for invading Venezuela. I fucking hate America.
November 30, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Fuck you for invading Venezuela. I fucking hate America.
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I'm a littttlleee short on bills this month, so I'm opening a slot or two for bust and sketch commissions~! Please check out my kofi for prices, cans and can't dos, etc.
Any help would be appreciated <3
#art #ocs #commissions
ko-fi.com/misellapuell...
Any help would be appreciated <3
#art #ocs #commissions
ko-fi.com/misellapuell...
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I'm a littttlleee short on bills this month, so I'm opening a slot or two for bust and sketch commissions~! Please check out my kofi for prices, cans and can't dos, etc.
Any help would be appreciated <3
#art #ocs #commissions
ko-fi.com/misellapuell...
Any help would be appreciated <3
#art #ocs #commissions
ko-fi.com/misellapuell...
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Look, I know what I said yesterday, but THIS - THIS is actually something you NEED.
I mean, it's been a year, hasn't it? A big dumb year. So treat yourself and get a character picture.
You deserve it.
I mean, it's been a year, hasn't it? A big dumb year. So treat yourself and get a character picture.
You deserve it.
Starting at 1pm Central Time! Get REAL with Small Business SaturDAG with commissions done TO ORDER day of!!!
FANTASY!
SCI-FI!
HORROR!
SUPERHEROES!
AND MORE!
PLUS, A ONCE IN-A-LIFETIME OPPURTUNITY TO GET YOUR "MICE GAME" CHARACTERS DONE BY A CERTIFIED HATER!
FANTASY!
SCI-FI!
HORROR!
SUPERHEROES!
AND MORE!
PLUS, A ONCE IN-A-LIFETIME OPPURTUNITY TO GET YOUR "MICE GAME" CHARACTERS DONE BY A CERTIFIED HATER!
November 29, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Look, I know what I said yesterday, but THIS - THIS is actually something you NEED.
I mean, it's been a year, hasn't it? A big dumb year. So treat yourself and get a character picture.
You deserve it.
I mean, it's been a year, hasn't it? A big dumb year. So treat yourself and get a character picture.
You deserve it.
This is what I assume cataphracts is about
Your majesty, if I'm scheming for your downfall, and YOU'RE scheming to keep our affair a secret, then WHO'S keeping the barbarian hordes at bay?
November 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
This is what I assume cataphracts is about
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Destiny might be the biggest gap in gaming history between how good a game feels to play in the immediate second after pressing a button and how miserable it is to actually play
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Destiny might be the biggest gap in gaming history between how good a game feels to play in the immediate second after pressing a button and how miserable it is to actually play
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traveller for 5e. 40k for quest. metamorphosis alpha for skylanders. rifts for the lancer companion app COMP/CON. runequest for the nothing phone. top secret for zenner deck. elfquest for 3ds. toon for samsung smart fridges. GURPS for dolby 5.1 surround sound atmos enabled. ars magica for teens
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
traveller for 5e. 40k for quest. metamorphosis alpha for skylanders. rifts for the lancer companion app COMP/CON. runequest for the nothing phone. top secret for zenner deck. elfquest for 3ds. toon for samsung smart fridges. GURPS for dolby 5.1 surround sound atmos enabled. ars magica for teens
Has Toby fox ever adequately explained why he named the skeletons after fonts
November 28, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Has Toby fox ever adequately explained why he named the skeletons after fonts
Feast for a Sphinx is so gorgeous
Don't let my terrible photography fool you. This shit goes hard.
@evlynmoreau.bsky.social @satelitesnaturales.bsky.social
Don't let my terrible photography fool you. This shit goes hard.
@evlynmoreau.bsky.social @satelitesnaturales.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Feast for a Sphinx is so gorgeous
Don't let my terrible photography fool you. This shit goes hard.
@evlynmoreau.bsky.social @satelitesnaturales.bsky.social
Don't let my terrible photography fool you. This shit goes hard.
@evlynmoreau.bsky.social @satelitesnaturales.bsky.social
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ME: I dove many leagues to reach you tonight. I must speak to Mother Shrimpkin. It's urgent!
GUARD: Tender as roe, are ye? The palace is closed to your like. Our Queen will see you not.
MOTHER SHRIMPKIN: P E R S E U S S T A N D A S I D E ! M I C H A E L I S A F R I E N D T O U S O F O L D
GUARD: Tender as roe, are ye? The palace is closed to your like. Our Queen will see you not.
MOTHER SHRIMPKIN: P E R S E U S S T A N D A S I D E ! M I C H A E L I S A F R I E N D T O U S O F O L D
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
ME: I dove many leagues to reach you tonight. I must speak to Mother Shrimpkin. It's urgent!
GUARD: Tender as roe, are ye? The palace is closed to your like. Our Queen will see you not.
MOTHER SHRIMPKIN: P E R S E U S S T A N D A S I D E ! M I C H A E L I S A F R I E N D T O U S O F O L D
GUARD: Tender as roe, are ye? The palace is closed to your like. Our Queen will see you not.
MOTHER SHRIMPKIN: P E R S E U S S T A N D A S I D E ! M I C H A E L I S A F R I E N D T O U S O F O L D
I don't believe dinosaurs are real not because I'm a weird christian but because I think they keep changing what dinosaurs look like so Big Bones can keep selling new bones to museums.
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I don't believe dinosaurs are real not because I'm a weird christian but because I think they keep changing what dinosaurs look like so Big Bones can keep selling new bones to museums.
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Hey @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team please unsuspend Goran immediately.
Goran is a great person, a great artist, and the whole anti-Palestine thing youre on is one of those "Ford funding Hitler" disasters you remember being shocked and dismayed by when you learned of in middle school.
Goran is a great person, a great artist, and the whole anti-Palestine thing youre on is one of those "Ford funding Hitler" disasters you remember being shocked and dismayed by when you learned of in middle school.
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Hey @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team please unsuspend Goran immediately.
Goran is a great person, a great artist, and the whole anti-Palestine thing youre on is one of those "Ford funding Hitler" disasters you remember being shocked and dismayed by when you learned of in middle school.
Goran is a great person, a great artist, and the whole anti-Palestine thing youre on is one of those "Ford funding Hitler" disasters you remember being shocked and dismayed by when you learned of in middle school.
It's kind of fucked up how tough I smoke
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
It's kind of fucked up how tough I smoke
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I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
Also fuck Bill 60 and fuck Doug Ford.
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Also fuck Bill 60 and fuck Doug Ford.
Invading Venezuela is so fucking stupid I hate Americans so fucking much man
November 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Invading Venezuela is so fucking stupid I hate Americans so fucking much man