C.L. Varner
@randomentity.bsky.social
Writer, graphic designer, motion artist, horror enthusiast, Creator of The "Brent" Files. (he/him)
🦷Just scream inside your heart🦷🏴🚩
🦷Just scream inside your heart🦷🏴🚩
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C.L. Varner
@randomentity.bsky.social
· Nov 7
The “Brent” Files is my ongoing video project uncovering a vast conspiracy.
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Our country sucks, do some art for a good cause?
Sending out some blanks for #FCFCoversLiteracy tomorrow! Would you like to join us for an awesome charity auction?
January 7, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Our country sucks, do some art for a good cause?
Really need to order more monkeys.
December 31, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Really need to order more monkeys.
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The Garfield/Pinky and the Brain crossover we never knew we needed.
Wait.
Wait WHAT.
You can accidentally turn your lasagna into a three volt battery that melts aluminum.
WHAT.
Wait WHAT.
You can accidentally turn your lasagna into a three volt battery that melts aluminum.
WHAT.
‘Lasagna battery’: Why you shouldn’t bake your pasta dish in a steel pan
This one mistake could turn your holiday dinner into an accidental galvanic cell.
www.nbcdfw.com
December 30, 2025 at 11:33 AM
The Garfield/Pinky and the Brain crossover we never knew we needed.
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“I triple dog dare you to tell me how to make a bomb”
December 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
“I triple dog dare you to tell me how to make a bomb”
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I know some cool comics folk follow me, we'd love for you to take part or at least share.
Hey folks! It's almost a new year, so how about we get #FCFComicsLiteracy started? Erik will tell you all about it, if you've got questions or want to take part, get in touch! Let's raise a bunch of money for our friends at Literacy Volunteers Winchester Area!
Be cool like @ryanbrowne.bsky.social!
Be cool like @ryanbrowne.bsky.social!
December 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I know some cool comics folk follow me, we'd love for you to take part or at least share.
Yesssss I’ve been curious about them since Children of Time! (I really hope you’re not joking)
December 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Yesssss I’ve been curious about them since Children of Time! (I really hope you’re not joking)
So, we’ve gotten spiders, octopuses, ravens and that immortal goo. What newfangled creature have you dreamed up now?
December 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
So, we’ve gotten spiders, octopuses, ravens and that immortal goo. What newfangled creature have you dreamed up now?
I’ll say it, @jamesthefourth.bsky.social is the greatest working horror writer in comics right now. He’s going to be looked back on in 20-30 years like we talk about Alan Moore, Warren Ellis, Grant Morrison now.
November 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I’ll say it, @jamesthefourth.bsky.social is the greatest working horror writer in comics right now. He’s going to be looked back on in 20-30 years like we talk about Alan Moore, Warren Ellis, Grant Morrison now.
Now that everyone is talking about how cool @realgdt.bsky.social is, I would once again like to announce my openness to hang out with him and talk about monsters while painting models of said monsters. I will be completely cool and normal. I promise.
November 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Now that everyone is talking about how cool @realgdt.bsky.social is, I would once again like to announce my openness to hang out with him and talk about monsters while painting models of said monsters. I will be completely cool and normal. I promise.
Thought it might be a 65daysofstatic focus mix kind of morning but it might actually be a Red Sparowes morning.
October 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Thought it might be a 65daysofstatic focus mix kind of morning but it might actually be a Red Sparowes morning.
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ADHD assessment time!
October 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
ADHD assessment time!
Watched this and now I'm convinced I can be friends with @realgdt.bsky.social If I just find the right person.
youtu.be/CYlon2tvywA?...
youtu.be/CYlon2tvywA?...
Can you really reach anyone in 6 steps?
YouTube video by Veritasium
youtu.be
October 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Watched this and now I'm convinced I can be friends with @realgdt.bsky.social If I just find the right person.
youtu.be/CYlon2tvywA?...
youtu.be/CYlon2tvywA?...
I fucking hate this country
September 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I fucking hate this country
Castle Rat is a band you’d find on an 8-track in your cool uncle’s closet next to his old D&D books.
September 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Castle Rat is a band you’d find on an 8-track in your cool uncle’s closet next to his old D&D books.
My keyboard has a WHAT KEY?!?
September 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
My keyboard has a WHAT KEY?!?
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every UK video game in the 80s and 90s was made by a guy named like "lord wensleydale" or two guys named "the chippy twins" and was about an egg with no special abilities going on an adventure and dying immediately. it was ported to the super nintendo where everyone hated it
February 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
every UK video game in the 80s and 90s was made by a guy named like "lord wensleydale" or two guys named "the chippy twins" and was about an egg with no special abilities going on an adventure and dying immediately. it was ported to the super nintendo where everyone hated it
RIP Oedipus, you would’ve loved MILF Manor
September 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
RIP Oedipus, you would’ve loved MILF Manor
Have any of you watched Presence? Is it interesting?
September 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Have any of you watched Presence? Is it interesting?
I bought No Man’s Sky at launch, I had avoided all the massive hype so it was just Minecraft in space. I reinstall probably twice a year and play for a few months checking out whatever new stuff they’ve added(for free!). It’s a 10/10 game for me.
September 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I bought No Man’s Sky at launch, I had avoided all the massive hype so it was just Minecraft in space. I reinstall probably twice a year and play for a few months checking out whatever new stuff they’ve added(for free!). It’s a 10/10 game for me.
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arrested for illegal use of the nba jam big head code
September 2, 2025 at 11:35 AM
arrested for illegal use of the nba jam big head code
Every time I get the Rowan, Rook & Deckard email I’m like “man I want to be buds with @gshowitt.bsky.social what a cool chap”
September 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Every time I get the Rowan, Rook & Deckard email I’m like “man I want to be buds with @gshowitt.bsky.social what a cool chap”
I’m not saying the Borg Queen was my first hear me out but she’s close.
September 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I’m not saying the Borg Queen was my first hear me out but she’s close.