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post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 4:55 AM
secret cookie
November 25, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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Yesterday my partner and I counted all the ads along Chicago's Brown Line for "Friend," a company selling an AI chatbot pendant, and tallied how many of those ads were defaced.

Still working on a longer piece on this, but here's the quick and dirty: we counted 104 "Friend" ads total, 42 defaced.
November 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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I know literally nobody asked but I have a recurring character in my head ‘WiZ dAWGg’’ in my head. He’s like a weird amalgamation of Doraemon and my dad’s stuffed dog toy.
November 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Uncle Phil Classic Mode Ending
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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COLORS WRAPPED: You spent 1483.6 HOURS this year looking at GREEN
November 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Northernlion harem
November 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Ruining the commuting experience for the entire DMV by going “Mmmmmmm. Pork CHOP for dinner, BABYYYYY” a lot on the metro
November 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
whoa ass
November 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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boss-t
November 18, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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PA
somewhere probably

Kodak Tri-X 4000000
Nikon n80

#filmphotography
November 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
beanut putter
November 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Diets 4 Months on Milk and Honey (1936)
Source: Hennepin County Library

Dr. Mykola Haydak drank 3 oz. of milk and honey with a small amount of orange juice every two hours in an experiment to prove this diet is suitable for persons not able to tolerate solids.
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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holy father, i'm offering you a chance to skip this boring lunch. get day drunk with jane and i while we watch clips of the '05 world series on youtube
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Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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The thiqq blue line does not stop for the thin blue line
November 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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extra worldly olive oil
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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valve: this is the steam machi-

the collective internet: gabecube
November 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Maybe

It

Will

Happen

Very

Soon
November 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Seems stupid, but I’ve used This Domino’s cup to wash brushes since I was at Ohio State— gulp— 40 years ago! My roommate was a delivery man. I hated the pizza, but we had a stack of these useful cups.

I picked it up today to change the water & it disintegrated.

End of an era.
November 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Ruin a #Transformer 's name by changing one letter:

Dinooot
Ruin a #Transformer 's name by changing one letter:

Skyparp
Ruin a #Transformer 's name by changing one letter:

Sticking with the mini bots: Humper.
November 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Say what you will about the SA-X, but it sure was scary.
October 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM