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The 30 something overmused They/Them of mayhem. Sassy book witch.

AlDNI 🚫(Overuse, promotion, and intentionally deceptive use of Al will be blocked)
&
MDNI 🔞 (Anyone below 18 will be blocked, I'm generally SFW but no promises.)
Mario standing triumphantly atop of a gruesome display as the heads of his enemies are mounted to a tree.
December 1, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I quite like those "joke" videos where drivers patiently wait for someone to cross and it's revealed that the pedestrian is holding a brick.

As someone who has almost been mowed down by the impatient, I'm all for "brand of shame" style anti-shoplifting paint balls they have in Japan.
December 1, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I get that the whole "this stuff will never make it overseas" excuse has gone the way of the dodo in terms of piracy, however, the translations and community efforts to bridge cultures were truly a beautiful thing born of a mutual love.

This is just... Annihilation Bear mimicking human speech.
December 1, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I can confirm that Blalex Blones is definitely not an Ooze.
"Blis is Blalex Blones susblenbeb bin a bat ob gelabine, theb boctobs bemoveb by blones amb feb bem bo a bog shbelter, bow Ib bill bot ble bart blof bhe boke mlob band beir beletob babry."
December 1, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Goddamn playing with fire there, Pete.
December 1, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Yeah, Survival Unit's charm has officially worn off.

The alliance I was in has been dying over the past week, going from 60 strong to under 15 as people leave the game. The events seemed fun until the last hurdle required spending money to complete the 95% done task.
November 30, 2025 at 12:58 PM
#RandomGameSaturday The very messy, in more ways than one, Splatterhouse 2 on the Sega Mega Drive. The second was the first on Mega Drive, and the third was Mega Drive exclusive. It would later get an ill-fated reboot that would end on a cliffhanger.
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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if you've never heard the end credits song for Aliens Infestation on the Nintendo DS

I beg you to stop and listen right now

it's important
[OST] Aliens Infestation (Nintendo DS) [Track 16] LV426 - Ending Theme
YouTube video by Sega-Mag
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:27 AM
November 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Once again I am compelled to add to this message.
November 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
How very strange that we've gone from boasting about the inevitable "future of Al", to attempting to concealing its usage because it both sucks and has countless ethical caveats from theft, to environmental damage, to denying people work to name a few...
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Back to 2007 with the lot of yous! :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWrc...
November 27, 2025 at 12:29 PM
A lion tamer uses a chair because the motion of four legs at once causes indecision and hesitance.

Thats what 4-5 versions of one game does to people, even if they love the franchise… Even worse if a person is new and doesn’t know if a creatively named definitive edition is a sequel or the first.
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 4d
Sega is pointing to consumer expectations for “definitive editions” as one potential cause behind lower-than-expected sales for some of its recent games. https://bit.ly/3XjVmQA
November 27, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Proposal to abandon out-of-10 and 5 star reviews in favour of:

High praise: Almost as good as Skeleton Warriors

High-mid: Some skeletons and/or warriors.

Mid: Skeletons are underutilised.

Mid-low: Would be better with skeletons or warriors.

Low: No skeletons or warriors, trash.
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 AM
I contain altitudes...

...Wait, no, I meant multiᵗᵘᵘᵘᵘᵘᵈᵉ
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Thief: "You guys are fools; they're looking for adventurers, nobody will suspect a cat."
Just obtained some truly impressive armor in Dragon Quest 3
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I absolutely adore how the game cards sit in the system, it has a feel similar to those overlays on the Jaguar and Atari systems that go over the controller, just this element of a "Now Playing" marquee.
One hella cool and rare PC Engine model: The PC Engine LT.

Released in small numbers in late 1991 for just under 100,000 yen, this laptop PCE sports an attached LCD screen, giving it a PSOne-with-screen feel. Or rather (given its squarer appearance), an oversized Game Boy SP.
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I had waaaaaaaay too much fun messing around with the physics in that room, especially the bar, but also, the glass divider, the TV and sending the magazines flying. It still stands out to me as one of the best examples of completely unnecessary details that totally enhance the experience.
Metal Gear Solid 2: Substance (PC release 2003)
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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lmao
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
If you don't love Beatrix at her 😳

You don't deserve Beatrix at her
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
"Tonight on Mythbusters...

Can Adam and Jamie come up with a plan to save a kidnap victim? As they debunk popular rescue methods. The clock is ticking, in the end, will Abye still be kicking?

Meanwhile, Kari and Tory test guns or cars or something IDK."
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
That John McClane is a dynamite cop.
November 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I like the implication that the effect of mass is to leave the building as a fully decked out futuristic soldier.

"And what effect did mass have on you?"

Mrs Abernathy, who is now a 7ft tall Krogan warrior: "I like knitting, kittens, witnessing the glorious shades my enemies bleed, and baking."
November 26, 2025 at 12:32 AM
If Skeleton Warriors was released today, or YouTube was released in 1994...
November 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM